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The Elliquian Herald & Post
Issue 74 (Autumn) ~ August thru October 2017

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9425 on: May 28, 2014, 02:12:13 PM »
Baby,

You never listened.
I offered you riches beyond compare.
But all you mouthed was 'bloop, bubble, bloop'.
And dresses made for royalty....
...Admittedly second hand and a little damp.
Yes, there were a few musket holes, but heh?

I told you I was a pirate...
But were you listening?
Clearly not my baby hearty.
Just a 'bloop, bubble, bloop' from inside your water tank.
I'm sorry but I think the only way I can make you happy is to introduce you to the fishes.
I'll miss you.
X
Boaty Blackheart
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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9426 on: June 05, 2014, 06:46:36 AM »
Boatman.

Okay. Okay. I've seen your new uniform. I get that you worked hard for the promotion. I understand its been a dream of yours... like forever.

But I am not okay being a military girlfriend. I'm a pacifist alright? It goes against my highest principles... of being a bleeding heart liberal.

Please understand. I'm just a simple girl and easily frightened by war and might.

I'm off to find a tree hugger!

Bunny

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9427 on: June 05, 2014, 11:57:37 AM »
BBS,

I don't know why you weren't happy.
Military folk are the peace keepers.
If you didn't have them, then the bad guys would sail all over your boating lake and probably take you prisoner.

But, I already have a new prison for you, so why go through all that?
I had dreamed of keeping you in the revamped brig and stringing you up from time to time.

And why would you need a tree when I can chain you to the mast for a good lashing.

I know there is the tiniest downside of wiggly weevils in the biscuits and a few of your teeth falling out with scurvy.

No, I cannot have your mutinous thoughts.
I am marooning you on that remote island with a bottle, piece of paper, a cork and a pencil, sorry.

Boat

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9428 on: June 05, 2014, 12:11:03 PM »
Boat,
You're always off on some grand adventure and You leave me alone and empty home. I get so depressed I eat and eat and then find myself in love with fridge more then you. I don't know how this crazy relationship came about, but I can't seem to pull myself away from its icy hold. I wish you the best to find a girl who will follow love with you and not a kitchen appliance.

Chassey*

Offline Dovel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9429 on: June 05, 2014, 01:26:26 PM »
Chasseybaby,

I wanted to tell you this in person but I am afraid if I do I will not be able to let the words come out. If I see you, I would quickly push aside what needs to be said because I never wanted to hurt you.

But, you have hurt me. Once again, even after we talked and you swore you would not do it again, you went ahead and did it. The refrigerator was left open. Open! And all the milk was once again split on the floor. I know what you were doing. Don't deny it.

I just can't live like this anymore.

- D

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9430 on: June 07, 2014, 02:08:00 PM »
Dovel,

I thought your beautiful words were just for me, but now I see you share them freely with everyone.  I felt so special for a while, but now, I guess I'll just go back to being just another one of your many fans. 

Heartbroken, I remain...
Belle

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9431 on: June 07, 2014, 02:17:25 PM »
Belle,

 I just can't trust someone who loves another.
I'm ending this now, before either of us gets hurt.
~Cat

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9432 on: June 07, 2014, 03:59:05 PM »
Cat,

You just want to wander the streets all night looking for prey.
Whereas, I would prefer to have you snuggled up in the cabin here with me.

I am sorry, I am looking for a new ship's cat.

Boat

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9433 on: June 07, 2014, 04:01:57 PM »
Boatman,

It pains me to admit, but I must be honest. You live near far too much water for my feline tastes.
And your always sopping wet, when I would rather have you curled up in my basket by te fire.

~Cat

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9434 on: June 07, 2014, 04:22:16 PM »
Cat,

I sold the boat and bought a pub with a roaring fire, where I carefully positioned a large snuggly basket  for us.
But this didn't stop you mewing at the window to cavort with screeching toms every night.

You are lovely, and I have tried.

But.

Bye

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9435 on: June 07, 2014, 04:37:58 PM »
Boat,

You did so much for me, my guilt was overwhelming, I don't love you, I never did.
And now that you have changed your life so drastically for me, I realize I need someone with more adventure..

Forever regrets my love,

I must go.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9436 on: June 07, 2014, 04:50:07 PM »
Cat,
 
To tell you the absolute truth, I am allergic to cat fur, so am thankful you got bored.

Set sail, me hearties, your captain is back.
And chuck this wriggling bag to leeward.

Boat


Offline MonroeCat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9437 on: June 07, 2014, 05:04:35 PM »
Boat,

 Your a jerk.

~Cat

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9438 on: June 07, 2014, 05:16:36 PM »
Look... babe.
I love your tongue and all... but you really are the crazy cat lady. Bye....
Saph

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9439 on: June 07, 2014, 05:21:08 PM »
Saph,

NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!
I'm breaking up with you instead bae, this crazy cat lady doesn't get dumped!

Consider yourself dumped.

~Cat

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9440 on: June 07, 2014, 05:24:45 PM »
Cat,

You ate my pet fish.

You are double dumped (sweetly)

Boat

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9441 on: June 07, 2014, 05:26:53 PM »
Boat,

You accused me of eating your fish.

Bye,

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9442 on: June 07, 2014, 05:28:39 PM »
Cat,

Your teeth marks were on the vacant looking fish heads.

Bye for ever.

B

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9443 on: June 07, 2014, 05:38:33 PM »
Boat,

I lied. I'm not a cat. I'm a toothless cat. You are a liar.

I'm never speaking to you again.

Farewell.

~Cat

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9444 on: June 07, 2014, 05:52:14 PM »
Cat,

But aren't these your DNA matched dentures?

 Such empty promises of honesty.

I am blotting you out with a good measure of rum.

Bye, whoevever you were, hic.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9445 on: June 07, 2014, 06:41:21 PM »
Boat,

I'm still not speaking to you.

(But please don't get all drunk, I like you witty)

~Cat

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9446 on: June 08, 2014, 02:18:01 AM »
Cat,

Quote
I'm still not speaking to you.

It is the long silences that got me down... When you were supposed to be on lookout duty!

I am off to fill in the iceberg holes.

Boat

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9447 on: June 08, 2014, 02:45:17 AM »
Boat,

How many times must we go through this?
Ice bergs deserve having holes put in them. Just ask James Cameron.
Its not me, its you.

~Cat

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9448 on: June 08, 2014, 02:53:34 AM »
Dearest Cat.

But what's all this standing in the bows with your arms outstretched pretending to be a bird?
I've told you about trying to catch albatrosses.

It is all over.

This plank has you name on it.

B

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9449 on: June 08, 2014, 03:10:47 AM »
Boat,

I'll never let you go Boat, I'll never let go.

....five seconds later......

Hmm, nah, I'm out, you can go screw the plank for all I care.

~Yourexlovercatwithclaws