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Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9425 on: May 25, 2014, 01:17:10 AM »
Tellius you left our underwater home to ransack a city? I need a man at home not a monster... I guess this is good bye....

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9426 on: May 27, 2014, 02:33:01 AM »
Dear CB. It is so frustrating that you cannot hold your breath long enough to complete our love making on the sea bed. I tried to help by offering you the strap on air bottles, but you say you are too proud to wear them.
I am sure the blame is mine in some way.
But there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
B
« Last Edit: May 27, 2014, 02:36:53 AM by Boatman »

Offline saphireMARIE

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« Reply #9427 on: May 27, 2014, 02:08:54 PM »
You smell too fishy... even for me!

Sorry but the smell is just too much,

Bye Boaty

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9428 on: May 27, 2014, 02:36:07 PM »
sM,

You never turn the light on.
I know you are a little shy... But...
To always be in shadow... Even when subathing naked!
It's not for me, sorry.
Bye.
B

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9429 on: May 28, 2014, 08:06:42 AM »
Boatman!

When you said we'd take a little trip, a fun adventure... you forgot to mention that fact that I had to row you all over the damn ocean! Just a little further you said and I'll take a turn. But did you? No! You only cuffed me to the bench and put a flogger to my back (well, okay... I admit I liked that part). Then! Oh god then! You started talking in that pirate voice! All, "Put your back into it me'pretty!" and "Ya row like a landlubber!" and the worst, "Arrrgggg!"

Well this girl's rowing away to find a real pirate that knows what to do with a girl in cuffs... and a flogger! P.S. Its NOT rowing!

So long 'Capt'n!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9430 on: May 28, 2014, 11:11:59 AM »
Dear BBS,

I went the extra naughtycal mile for you. I had all the rowing benches ripped out from the lower deck and installed a new fangled engine. The cost, as you well know, was not insignificant. And the fuel the wretched thing uses... Yet more money down the spout and out of the exhaust.

On the plus side, once I'd ditched the benches and occupants over the side, there weren't so many slave mouths to feed. Not that I had fed them much anyway.. Not that I needed to, as they had taken to gnawing at one another if they needed a snack. And as a forward looking compassionate employer, this was a privilege I was happy to allow them so long as they didn't chew off any parts needed for rowing or following instructions.

Anyway, as I said, I did all this and much much more just for you. Because I thought we'd probably got off on the wrong foot and I wanted to give 'us' another chance.

In the spaces where the rowing benches had been, I fitted all sorts of punishment stations. Places where you could tied roughly over an even rougher wooden bench and thoroughly lashed, both before... and after. Another where you could be gagged and suspended by chains, with your legs apart, the rolling motion of the boat causing endless repeated rubbing over...
Well, you know all this.
And in the evening you would have your ankles shackled round the thick mainmast and I'd hoist to the top so you could practice and perform your ballerina twirls before I released the rope at sunset to let you slide and flutter down. So beautiful...

It hasn't really worked out though, has it.
My job as a pirate takes me all over the ocean, disposing of merchant and navy ships that have been making the sea lanes look untidy. It is a calling and I am feared for it.
At least I was.
But all your screaming, much as it thrilled me to the core, has been frightening the prey away and ruined my reputation.

So, sadly, this must be our last session together.
I have run out the plank for a spot of deep immersion training.
And a tearful farewell.

Arr har me 'arties.

Boaty Blackheart (pirate)
« Last Edit: May 28, 2014, 11:48:26 AM by Boatman »

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9431 on: May 28, 2014, 11:46:16 AM »
Boatman,

You never told me you were a pirate, I dont even know who you are anymore. Im sorry but I cant be in love with a complete stranger....

Chassey*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9432 on: May 28, 2014, 02:12:13 PM »
Baby,

You never listened.
I offered you riches beyond compare.
But all you mouthed was 'bloop, bubble, bloop'.
And dresses made for royalty....
...Admittedly second hand and a little damp.
Yes, there were a few musket holes, but heh?

I told you I was a pirate...
But were you listening?
Clearly not my baby hearty.
Just a 'bloop, bubble, bloop' from inside your water tank.
I'm sorry but I think the only way I can make you happy is to introduce you to the fishes.
I'll miss you.
X
Boaty Blackheart
« Last Edit: May 28, 2014, 02:13:34 PM by Boatman »

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9433 on: June 05, 2014, 06:46:36 AM »
Boatman.

Okay. Okay. I've seen your new uniform. I get that you worked hard for the promotion. I understand its been a dream of yours... like forever.

But I am not okay being a military girlfriend. I'm a pacifist alright? It goes against my highest principles... of being a bleeding heart liberal.

Please understand. I'm just a simple girl and easily frightened by war and might.

I'm off to find a tree hugger!

Bunny

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9434 on: June 05, 2014, 11:57:37 AM »
BBS,

I don't know why you weren't happy.
Military folk are the peace keepers.
If you didn't have them, then the bad guys would sail all over your boating lake and probably take you prisoner.

But, I already have a new prison for you, so why go through all that?
I had dreamed of keeping you in the revamped brig and stringing you up from time to time.

And why would you need a tree when I can chain you to the mast for a good lashing.

I know there is the tiniest downside of wiggly weevils in the biscuits and a few of your teeth falling out with scurvy.

No, I cannot have your mutinous thoughts.
I am marooning you on that remote island with a bottle, piece of paper, a cork and a pencil, sorry.

Boat

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9435 on: June 05, 2014, 12:11:03 PM »
Boat,
You're always off on some grand adventure and You leave me alone and empty home. I get so depressed I eat and eat and then find myself in love with fridge more then you. I don't know how this crazy relationship came about, but I can't seem to pull myself away from its icy hold. I wish you the best to find a girl who will follow love with you and not a kitchen appliance.

Chassey*

Offline Dovel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9436 on: June 05, 2014, 01:26:26 PM »
Chasseybaby,

I wanted to tell you this in person but I am afraid if I do I will not be able to let the words come out. If I see you, I would quickly push aside what needs to be said because I never wanted to hurt you.

But, you have hurt me. Once again, even after we talked and you swore you would not do it again, you went ahead and did it. The refrigerator was left open. Open! And all the milk was once again split on the floor. I know what you were doing. Don't deny it.

I just can't live like this anymore.

- D

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9437 on: June 07, 2014, 02:08:00 PM »
Dovel,

I thought your beautiful words were just for me, but now I see you share them freely with everyone.  I felt so special for a while, but now, I guess I'll just go back to being just another one of your many fans. 

Heartbroken, I remain...
Belle

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9438 on: June 07, 2014, 02:17:25 PM »
Belle,

 I just can't trust someone who loves another.
I'm ending this now, before either of us gets hurt.
~Cat

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9439 on: June 07, 2014, 03:59:05 PM »
Cat,

You just want to wander the streets all night looking for prey.
Whereas, I would prefer to have you snuggled up in the cabin here with me.

I am sorry, I am looking for a new ship's cat.

Boat

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9440 on: June 07, 2014, 04:01:57 PM »
Boatman,

It pains me to admit, but I must be honest. You live near far too much water for my feline tastes.
And your always sopping wet, when I would rather have you curled up in my basket by te fire.

~Cat

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9441 on: June 07, 2014, 04:22:16 PM »
Cat,

I sold the boat and bought a pub with a roaring fire, where I carefully positioned a large snuggly basket  for us.
But this didn't stop you mewing at the window to cavort with screeching toms every night.

You are lovely, and I have tried.

But.

Bye

Offline MonroeCat

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« Reply #9442 on: June 07, 2014, 04:37:58 PM »
Boat,

You did so much for me, my guilt was overwhelming, I don't love you, I never did.
And now that you have changed your life so drastically for me, I realize I need someone with more adventure..

Forever regrets my love,

I must go.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9443 on: June 07, 2014, 04:50:07 PM »
Cat,
 
To tell you the absolute truth, I am allergic to cat fur, so am thankful you got bored.

Set sail, me hearties, your captain is back.
And chuck this wriggling bag to leeward.

Boat


Offline MonroeCat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9444 on: June 07, 2014, 05:04:35 PM »
Boat,

 Your a jerk.

~Cat

Offline saphireMARIE

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« Reply #9445 on: June 07, 2014, 05:16:36 PM »
Look... babe.
I love your tongue and all... but you really are the crazy cat lady. Bye....
Saph

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9446 on: June 07, 2014, 05:21:08 PM »
Saph,

NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!
I'm breaking up with you instead bae, this crazy cat lady doesn't get dumped!

Consider yourself dumped.

~Cat

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9447 on: June 07, 2014, 05:24:45 PM »
Cat,

You ate my pet fish.

You are double dumped (sweetly)

Boat

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« Reply #9448 on: June 07, 2014, 05:26:53 PM »
Boat,

You accused me of eating your fish.

Bye,

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9449 on: June 07, 2014, 05:28:39 PM »
Cat,

Your teeth marks were on the vacant looking fish heads.

Bye for ever.

B