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Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9400 on: May 15, 2014, 10:09:56 PM »
Look, Cayenne.  The whole girl/girl thing was just a phase for me.  Sorry...bye!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9401 on: May 15, 2014, 10:17:25 PM »
I'm breaking up with you, slippery lady - you seem to think you know me soooo well and then you just disappear in a cloud of smoke! *grumps*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9402 on: May 16, 2014, 04:16:25 AM »
You are a natural subject for my lens. And you know how to stir passion with every pose. Yes, our daily photo shoots have included many delicious hours mutually releasing all that sexual energy your body generates.

But yesterday, when the police came round and I told them I was a photographer for a top beauty magazine, they laughed out loud as they clapped on the manacles.
They had the CCTV evidence you see.

I suppose itís just that you take your work too seriously.
Looking back, I should have seen the signs. Iíd be buying milk in the shop and turn round to find you posing stripped off with the cucumbers.
The nuns are now doing well in therapy, apparently.

Another time, when we went for a walk the park, I left you for five minutes to buy ice creams and returned to find you pressed bare breasted and open legged against the finish post of the pensionersí fun run surrounded by elderly casualties clutching their own chests in shock.

I am being held for possessing a woman of mass destruction.
Well, my love, the possession is over.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9403 on: May 16, 2014, 05:32:19 PM »
The novelty of you has run it's course - let's just be friends.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9404 on: May 16, 2014, 06:55:59 PM »
Belle, Belle, Belle,

Guess what I found out? Guess what a little bird told me... a little talking bird no less.

Seems you are not the Belle you pretended to be. You are not the Belle from Beauty and the Beast. You do not live in a castle. You do not have talking furniture. And! You do not have a huge, furry Beast of a boyfriend that wants to play with both of us. In his own dungeon.

Just lovely Belle, not-Belle! I'm leaving (in a huff) to go find another Disney Princess!

Bunny

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9405 on: May 16, 2014, 07:14:47 PM »
Blue Bunny ice cream is gross. So we can't go out anymore. Bye.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9406 on: May 17, 2014, 04:48:34 PM »
You used ice cream and gross in the same sentence.  We'd done!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9407 on: May 17, 2014, 05:27:18 PM »
You forced me to use ice cream and gross in the same sentence too.
You're too manipulative. So it's over.... If that's OK.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9408 on: May 17, 2014, 05:31:19 PM »
It's only over when I say it's over.  Crap.  Now I'm all confused! 

Okay - wait 5 minutes, then consider yourself dumped. 

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9409 on: May 17, 2014, 05:42:35 PM »
Minute 4.
No, I don't like being dumped. So, I've dumped you first.  :P

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9410 on: May 17, 2014, 05:55:21 PM »
*Goes back in time and does the up-breaking, which happens backwards because of the time travel thing*....it's complicated!  Goodbye!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9411 on: May 17, 2014, 06:01:20 PM »
We're back together again then.
Oh well, I'm game. Where should we time travel to next?

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9412 on: May 17, 2014, 06:18:50 PM »
But... What?  I sooo should have finished my tardis license. 

We may be together now, but in future's past - we're through!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9413 on: May 17, 2014, 06:33:37 PM »
Look Belle...I'm sorry but we have to break up.

You never wear pants! Gosh, I can't take you anywhere. So we are done.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9414 on: May 17, 2014, 06:49:51 PM »
Mrs Pott meet Mr Kettle.  You have no pants either!  I thought we were united in our no-pants philosophy.  *sighs*  I hate that we're not on the same page.  This just won't work.  It's over!

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9415 on: May 17, 2014, 11:20:57 PM »
Belle, I'm sorry... You need to be committed. You seem to think you are made of win when you are clearly beautiful woman in stead! I wish you well.

Offline TheSilentBang

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9416 on: May 18, 2014, 08:56:38 AM »
SpiralSpider, I'm sorry but this is the end. I can't put up with your cooking anymore. I just will not eat another cauliflower trifle. I just can't.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9417 on: May 20, 2014, 11:02:24 PM »
Silent Bang.

You never show me your face. Or your body.

I think that's weird.

Come back to me when you are ready for that next step between us.

And DONT say its that fear of commitment crap. Cause I've heard that one a hundred times!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9418 on: May 20, 2014, 11:17:41 PM »
You never show me anything above the knees. I think that's weird.


GOOD BYE.
  I SAID GOOD BYE MA'AM. GOOD. BYE. LEAVE! GOOD BYE! GO! GET OUT OF HERE! GO NOW I SAY! GO! SCOOT!

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9419 on: May 23, 2014, 10:36:50 AM »
Well.

For your information DTW... I think its weird that you only have letters in your name. And not like, you know... an actual NAME. What are you hiding? Are you a secret agent? Are you a double agent?

What's the story here, bub?

Until you fess up... I just can't stay with you!

Sincerely,
BBS

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9420 on: May 23, 2014, 04:08:03 PM »
Dearest Blue,

In combat training, sob, they taught us, sob, how to break bunnies ....

Sorry, I just cannot continue.
I know it is no excuse, but we had to eat.

It is just that when I see you lying there...

Sob.

Bye.

Boats

(PS we let all the bunnies go ... Hurrah!)
« Last Edit: May 23, 2014, 04:09:22 PM by Boatman »

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9421 on: May 24, 2014, 08:25:25 AM »
"Boatman"

Let me just say, this is the worst case of false advertising I have yet to encounter. All this time, traveling by sea, or river, or whatever sort of body of water you were so fascinated with, and me, all the while waiting for us to ARRIVE someplace, yet, off we went again!

"Where's your farm?"

"Is that a euphemism?"

"No seriously, where are your fields?"

"Sorry baby, I do the plowing"

And and it went! It wasn't until we got pulled over by the coastguard on some, extended journey where you were showing off how fast you could row as we sped passed some cigarette boat that I'd realized what the truth really was.

Turns out! You're not the "Oatman" of whom, has vast fields of shimmering plants that wave in the breeze, and roll like the ocean, yet, cause no cold spray of undrinkable water.  No, oxen to help you till the pasture, not even a single acreage to speak of! Just some, "shared waterways" like you're some kind of hippy.  You know what, I'm done with hippies, I want a man who will put down roots! Not, anchor and float around like a lilypad.

Maybe you can call me when you actually acquire some "Land" of your own, till than, I'm staying with my NEW girl friend Ceres, she knows a thing or two about Cultivating relationships!

Cayenne


Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9422 on: May 24, 2014, 03:48:16 PM »
Dear Cayenne

I don't think you've noticed... but your red hair is the same color as my red hair. We look like we planned it. We look like trouble when we are seen together. And of course we are.

But.

How I am I supposed to keep my falsely innocent persona going in the midst of all that red?

It can't be done! You will find me with someone unassuming!
« Last Edit: May 24, 2014, 04:37:18 PM by blue bunny sparkle »

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9423 on: May 24, 2014, 04:33:25 PM »
Baby...

I love you and all but...

I like to be handcuffed sometimes too.... so this isn't working out.

I'm sorry bunny

but its over.

Bye.

Offline Tellius

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9424 on: May 25, 2014, 01:09:12 AM »
Saphire, I am sorry but I like Rubies more...