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Offline LoveCandle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9375 on: May 13, 2014, 04:00:56 PM »
You are just too good for me and I am sure you will find  some one much better for you.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9376 on: May 13, 2014, 04:02:22 PM »
You're right.  We're through!

Offline LoveCandle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9377 on: May 13, 2014, 04:17:43 PM »
Its not you its me and its has to end before we both say things that would hurt each other.

Offline fantasygirl90

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9378 on: May 13, 2014, 05:27:20 PM »
It's not me...its you! I'm sorry but your Love Candle just hasn't been shining brightly enough for me!

I'm off to find brighter...uh...pastures

FG

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9379 on: May 13, 2014, 05:32:05 PM »
The fantasy is over... Sorry.


Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9380 on: May 13, 2014, 05:33:49 PM »
You never smile.  It's depressing.  I'm leaving.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9381 on: May 13, 2014, 05:41:42 PM »
You are stuck to the floor... I've tried to live with it but we cannot go on, sorry.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9382 on: May 14, 2014, 03:42:31 AM »
No, I'm stuck in this relationship. And I need out.  Goodbye, Sweet Cheeks.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9383 on: May 14, 2014, 04:05:29 AM »
You just sit around all day looking beautiful. I yearn to travel.
So, I am off.
Bye sweet babe.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9384 on: May 14, 2014, 09:46:12 AM »
And that is what it comes down to, doesn't it Boatman?

You and that STUPID boat. You and your NEED to travel... by boat.

What about cars or planes, or scooters or zip-lines, or hell... even roller skates? Do our vacations always have to be about YOU and YOUR unhealthy fixations on floatable objects? I've seen the way you look at bottles bobbing in the water. At bouys. Oh yeah... and at breasts. My god! Does everything have to start with a 'B' for you!

It's just too weird!
I'm leaving. By train.

Bunny

« Last Edit: May 14, 2014, 01:37:40 PM by blue bunny sparkle »

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9385 on: May 14, 2014, 11:57:29 AM »
Beauteous braceleted bouncing breasted bunny ballerina beguiles brave boatman but belittles boat beginning breakup… bye baby.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2014, 12:00:59 PM by Boatman »

Offline fantasygirl90

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9386 on: May 14, 2014, 07:48:48 PM »
*giggles at Boatman*

Boatman.....oh Boatman

I just can't endure the sparkles that rub off on me from your fixation on sparkly bunnies. I mean at first it just wasn't that bad, but now I just can't take going outside and sparkling like Edward Cullen. I'm not even a twilight fan, but I have obsessed teenage girls following me everywhere!

Your not-so-sparkly-kitty

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9387 on: May 14, 2014, 07:53:14 PM »
FantasyGirl!

I heard what you said. Don't think I didn't! I thought you liked sparkles? I thought you said they made the fantasy more real?
You know what? They suited you! Don't try to deny it! They shimmered in moonlight and glittered in the disco...

Forget this! If you can't understand sparkles, I can't understand you!

We are so through!

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9388 on: May 14, 2014, 09:27:52 PM »
Dearest Blue Bunny,

I couldn't do it.  In the end, the the life that I wanted, would always be ruined by the life that I have. Those people, they found me.  I know, I'd said it was behind me, but somehow, there was some connection I didn't see.  I don't think they know about you, and even if they find out, it'll be too late.

For them.

I'd promised you, you said you'd leave me if I killed again, well, this is goodbye.  I hope whomever you end up with is someone of whom, can live the life you want to lead, can walk the path you want to believe in.  For, I have to wear the clothes of the old me, the message that their accomplices, that their families, that their friends need to hear is that their lines, their lives, are no longer in service.

I need to close the loop, and I know that it makes me something you cannot want, so, I hope that this bring you closure enough to find true love.

Don't try to find me, I'll be going dark.

If you have any prayers left, pray for their souls, as I send them to meet their makers.

Cayenne~

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9389 on: May 14, 2014, 09:34:25 PM »
Dear Cayenne,

You are way too beautiful. Every time I try to gaze in your face I am blinded by your beauty!

I don't think this will work, especially if you won't stop tricking me into tripping over everything.

Anon, my sweet!

Adieu,
-Midori <3

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9390 on: May 14, 2014, 11:32:13 PM »
Dear Midori Sadi,

You never told me you were a Pyromancer. You never told me you were a Demolitions Expert either. Imagine my surprise when our sweet, little house lit afire... and then EXPLODED! A little warning would have been nice. A little discussion about past jobs might have been worthwhile. What else haven't you told me? What other secrets do you keep? Are you a puppy hater too? A *gasp* cat juggler? *eyes narrow* Do you not like the ballet?

I can not live not knowing the truth!

Bunny


Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9391 on: May 15, 2014, 03:40:33 AM »
Bunny - you make me love you, then disappear for months at a time.  Not cool.  It's over!

Offline Renegade Vile

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9392 on: May 15, 2014, 03:50:25 AM »
Belle,
I cannot include you in my life any longer. My love for my bicycle has led me to come to a resolution. As beautiful as you are, you do not have gears and pedals. As graceful as you are, you cannot roll down hills. As intelligent as you are, you do not have a mount for a small GPS device.
I'm afraid this is the end for us. By the time your read this, I will have eloped to Las Vegas, the only place where they will accept me and my one true love for what we are: Lunatics.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9393 on: May 15, 2014, 12:52:39 PM »
Dear R.V

I am weary. So very, very weary. I do not think you understand how hard it is to watch you move and creak in metal all day. Clanging here, Clanging there. I have tried to impart to you the joy of gracefulness. The benefits of moving smoothly, like a ice-white swan in flight. I don't think the lessons have even made a dent in that armor, or that massive will of yours. If you loved me, you would change for me. If you cared... *sniffles* 

Alas, I must move on. Gracefully and beautifully, as is my way.

Bunny

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9394 on: May 15, 2014, 02:47:32 PM »
Dearest Agent Sparkle,

I was initially very keen to run you as an agent for Her Majesty's Secret Service. You are delicate, bewilderingly presentable and amazingly bendy, able to get into places other agents and household cleansers simply cannot reach. In addition, you have given excellent service in various beds around the world, looked suitably amazed when I won at blackjack and made reassuring remarks about the size of my p*n*s in front of enemy agents. You even admired my skill at randomly crashing into other cars and shooting down passing aircraft.

Your record is stamped ‘a natural’, the highest accolade possible, which has been brought to the attention of her royal selfness herself.

I am afraid, however, due mainly to financial constraints within the department, I am going to have to let you go. A consideration has been the rather large number of missions aborted due to your sparkles deflecting laser beams and alerting the opposition to our location, not to mention the coitus interruptus caused by flashes activating my personal force field.

Please find details of your new identity enclosed.

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It is required that you immediately destroy this secret missive by mastication.
Note: This month’s flavour is strawberry.
All part of our plan to become an environmentally responsible employer.
« Last Edit: May 15, 2014, 03:15:00 PM by Boatman »

Offline AceSorou

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9395 on: May 15, 2014, 05:01:34 PM »
Now, this is the story, about how,
My life got flip-turned-upside-down.
And i'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
To tell you how I became uncertain about our relationship.

Boatman, I think you just want a boyfriend, and don't care who it is. I think we should break up.

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9396 on: May 15, 2014, 07:04:24 PM »
In Forum Socialization, born and raised,
In the breakups is where I spent most of my days,
Chill'n out max'n relax'n all cool,
Shoot'n down some lovers, and being all cruel~

When I spotted a AceSorou who was up to no good,
Break'n up with people in my neighbourhood,
He made one little post and I bet he's scared,
Now he's just another guy who's relationship impaired~

Word.

We done!

Cayenne~

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9397 on: May 15, 2014, 08:15:46 PM »
Okay, I admit you're kind of adorable...with the old school rap and that come hither look.  But, I sort of hooked up with AceSorou when he was on the rebound from you - and now, we're in love.  Who can blame me?  Hello!  He's a unicorn with giant blue eyes.  Anyway...toodles!

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9398 on: May 15, 2014, 09:35:09 PM »
Belle,

So you didn't wait for me when I disappeared this last time. I thought you might. I hoped you would. But you didn't. And now, there you are, like nothing happened, sitting in someone else's shirt. Is it...?

No! Don't answer! I've no wish to know who's been sliding around on the floor with you. (Though they do look clean and ultra shiny).

If you can't be faithful, I can not stay. What would happen the next time I disappear? I would worry myself sick the whole entire time!

It's just not going to work, if you can't be at my beck and call!

Good bye!

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9399 on: May 15, 2014, 09:46:20 PM »
Dear Blue Bunny,

Ever since you became a Zombie, you've been very annoying. I'll tie you up, and right away you'll start saying your safeword "Brains" and then I'll stop, and you'll just keep saying it! I just don't understand what it is you're wanting me to stop at this point! I mean, I've untied you, and now you want all over me - well sorry, stop means stop! It doesn't mean you can get all handsy!

Another thing! Moisturizer! Your skin looks absolutely deathly! I mean, you're really letting yourself go lately, and I can't take you anywhere without you embarrassingly murdering random people of whom, stumble and fall only to sit there for five minutes screaming while you shamble over.  Honestly, I'm not even sure who I feel more shameful being around, you, or the people you're eating these days.

Oh, and I read about these Zombie things, I don't particularly think you know what you're doing. If you want brains, you should learn to crack melons, nibbling on someones arm for half an hour isn't going to get you the grey meat, it's just going to get you full! Well, I suppose this is no different from the times you'd ruin your supper with chocolates and candies.

Anyway, I'm moving on, hopefully you'll grow out of this "phase" eventually.

Cayenne~