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Offline DarkToxins

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9225 on: April 06, 2014, 06:11:34 PM »
chicagookie......I'm sorry but your body is too amazing in your profile picture, I'm tired of orgasaming every second of everyday, farewell love

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9226 on: April 06, 2014, 08:13:58 PM »
Sorry, DarkToxins, but it's over.  I can't continue to be with someone who won't show me his true self!  It's like dating a ghost!  When you get yourself an avi, call me!  Good-bye!

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9227 on: April 06, 2014, 08:23:37 PM »
My Sweet Camille,

While you have a banging body, and you are amazing in bed. The fact that you refuse to wear real clothes is a problem for me. I mean really, a bikini to dinner with my boss. I'm sorry. I just can't see you any more.

We're through

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9228 on: April 06, 2014, 09:00:36 PM »
Dearest Chicagookie,

As of this moment, the end of this sentence, we are through.  It is over, and before you come, crawling on your knees, blubbering crocodile tears, while stroking yourself, we won't be getting back together. No.  That's the answer, it might not be the one you were looking for, the one you were hoping for, the one you told your parents about, the one you broke up with all those other girl friends for, or even the one you told your prissy little diary about, but that is it. Through. End. Finished.

Though, if you do end up crying, feel free to send it to me, I could use a good chuckle, anyway, I'm off to find some other beefcake to worship me~

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9229 on: April 09, 2014, 09:43:30 PM »
Can't do it... I like her too much for helping me earlier. So damn and blast to the rules! *shakes fist*

Offline Renegade Vile

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9230 on: April 10, 2014, 11:03:30 AM »
Sorry, I should've told you I was straight three years ago.

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9231 on: April 10, 2014, 12:10:17 PM »
You're not a chick!? *screams like a girl*

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9232 on: April 10, 2014, 12:38:28 PM »
Dear Shadowclaw,

Oh but love, but that insistent beat of thump of feelingless heart, that object, that thing so important to our survival that we, the few, the many, the simple fools pile upon it even more meaning! For we are apart, for when we split, we are but aching messes of sad skin covered sacks.  Yet, therein, is the evidence, therein, is the reasoning, is the notion of what it means to be a part of a world of people of whom could care less, yet, at the same time, could care too much for their own good.  We, are individuals, unless grown attached in literal sense.  You and I, for but a moment, had attempted to adhere, had attempted to seal the space between us with sweat and dribbling ejaculates, yet, somehow, it ends, it ceases, but within the memory that is best left forgotten.

So in, I, this thing, this person, with this beating heart, do indeed, from this point on, consider myself a singular person, a wanton creature of whom, prowls once more the night for a prey, for a tangle momentary fast beating heart, of pummel, and puncture of spear or fingertips, of everything that I am, bared before the eyes of someone new.

Not you.

But I.

End this thing now.

So go out, so cry, so  feel, so exist without me. So live on in memories, for I am out making a new.

Sincerely, Cayenne.

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9233 on: April 10, 2014, 01:01:33 PM »
Ummmmmm.... yeah. It's over.

Cya! ;D

Offline Renegade Vile

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9234 on: April 10, 2014, 03:50:19 PM »
*Points deadpan as Shadowclaw's groin*
That is a dick!

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9235 on: April 10, 2014, 04:02:54 PM »
I can't do this with a guy who will break up with somebody for their biological make up, they cannot do much about it Vile!

This. Is. Over.

Offline Renegade Vile

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9236 on: April 10, 2014, 04:05:05 PM »
I know I said I would love you no matter what.
That I would never leave you.
But the day you superglued yourself to the wall is... I... I'm sorry, but I just can't wait a week for the solvent to arrive. It's too much pressure.
You have to see this from my point of view!
It's over, I'm going back to my mother.

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9237 on: April 10, 2014, 05:11:00 PM »
Gawd its so pathetic when guys pretend to be chicks online. I'm done with you, you lying sack of @#$*!@* #%$%#$*@!!!!

Out of curiosity, how often does that happen here in Elliquiy? Males caught pretending to be female members? I'm starting to wonder how many female members here are actually guys. :o

Offline Renegade Vile

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9238 on: April 10, 2014, 05:12:42 PM »
Gawd its so pathetic when guys pretend to be chicks online. I'm done with you, you lying sack of @#$*!@* #%$%#$*@!!!!

Out of curiosity, how often does that happen here in Elliquiy? Males caught pretending to be female members? I'm starting to wonder how many female members here are actually guys. :o

As for as I know, not very often. But I can't make any claims of accuracy with that statement. For what it's worth, I haven't heard about it happening.

Original Thread:
Your glowing eyes freak me out. That is all.

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9239 on: April 10, 2014, 05:33:09 PM »
Your right, he is demonic! His mother is a succubus, father is a human sorcerer, and his grandfather is an ancient demon who was created by Saten and posed as a Sumarian godess to gain power by collecting souls through sacrifice.

You're a dude, dude... so it ain't gonna work. I'm straight.

Did you know that most arrows wobble and flex during flight, so when someone says their straight as an arrow.... it actually means they're bi? lol

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9240 on: April 18, 2014, 08:00:02 AM »
Dearest Shadowclaw,

We are all humans, you know.  We are things so capable of love, that what boundaries we so foolishly thought existed, are the narrowest ideal of a false reality of our chosen imprisonment.  We believe ourselves limited in choice, yet, deep within us, beneath the teachings lays a creature capable of so much more, perhaps, even wanting, needing those things so denied to them. 

Of course, all of this doesn't matter when I've actually forgotten what your eyes look like. Seriously, inside the house? In the shower? During sex? I realize you spent a lot of money on them, and are hoping, at some point to have gotten the worth out of them, and that they, fit you rather nicely, but MODERATION, might have MAYBE come to mind! I swear to whatever popular gods are currently being worshipped, that you will find them glued in place by skin cells of which, assuming it a prosthetic limb of some kind, grows overtop.

..and you know what? You know who won't be here for that?

Me.

Good luck with your SHADED LITTLE WORLD.

Cayenne~

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9241 on: April 19, 2014, 09:29:31 AM »
Don't look at me that way.  YOU'RE the one who said you wanted to try a threesome.  Now you're pissed with me?  I can't take wishy washy BS.  Goodbye!

Offline Adammair

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9242 on: April 19, 2014, 03:40:07 PM »
You had a threesome without me! I can't believe you wouldn't even think of me. I'm gone!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9243 on: April 19, 2014, 06:26:34 PM »
Look, if you're gonna obsess over Jean Grey - then you can have her.  I'm leaving!

Offline OrihsVastusIra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9244 on: April 19, 2014, 07:08:30 PM »
I'm sorry.. I put up with it for as long as I could.. But if you can't dress up like my mother when we're about to get down to things.. I don't think I can be with you.. Goodbye.  :'(

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9245 on: April 20, 2014, 06:57:12 PM »
I understand.  Goodbye. 

(Thank goodness that's over)

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9246 on: April 20, 2014, 07:08:14 PM »
Damn Belle, I love you and all but wearing mens shirts all the time... well it kinda feels like you want me to have a dick.

So yeah.. not gonna happen.

Bye...

Offline Renegade Vile

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9247 on: April 21, 2014, 02:38:36 AM »
I know I've kept you in my basement for a month now. I know it's too late to stop this from becoming a serious commitment, but you don't seem to be enjoying yourself anymore. I'm going to have to turn you over to the police and have you go home, because this just isn't working out.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9248 on: April 21, 2014, 06:04:00 AM »
You're a guy?  But....your profile picture was a GIRL ninja!  The internet lies!  Impossible!  *Logs out of dating website and never returns*

Offline Renegade Vile

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9249 on: April 21, 2014, 06:40:23 AM »
You are not Zerg. Our carapace are not compatible.
You shall be added to the horde as sustenance before you become the most fragile link. Goodbye.