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Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9225 on: February 23, 2014, 03:41:46 PM »
Dom baby I am so sorry,

But I can't take not knowing what you look like any longer, all I can think of is what if he is like a grandpa?

I'm sorry darling but this... its over.

~Saph~

Offline AceOfSpades

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9226 on: February 23, 2014, 08:11:02 PM »
I just... don't know exactly how to say this, so... I guess I'll just go ahead and say it.

I can't be with someone who can't spell sapphire properly, and then yells the name Marie at me. The combination of it all is just too much. I'm leaving you.

Maybe if you learn how to use your inside keyboard voice, we can see where things go.

-Ace

Offline Divine Tenacity

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9227 on: February 23, 2014, 08:11:54 PM »
Ace,

Your usage of portals is way too awesome for a ninja. I am not worthy!

-Midori <3

Offline Villain

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9228 on: February 26, 2014, 06:17:14 PM »
Sigh...Midori

You have been sitting in front of that window sunning yourself for far too long. You're repeating my mistakes and it's killing me....so to speak.

I must end it before you too become but a bunch of attractive looking bones and designer clothes

Farewell,

Villain

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9229 on: February 26, 2014, 06:47:03 PM »
Dear Villain,

You're a fucking skeleton. That creeps me the fuck out. We're done here.

-Midori <3

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9230 on: February 27, 2014, 01:43:58 PM »
Midori, Darling.

Your amazing, you really are. But the way you sit in that window and watch him walk past every day is taking its toll, I can only sit and watch for so long.

I'm sorry.

Saphire,

Offline Dom

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9231 on: February 27, 2014, 01:55:44 PM »
Lovely Saphire,

You nipple is simply to distracting, I must be moving on.

Dom

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9232 on: March 01, 2014, 06:27:31 AM »
So, Dom. Dom. Dom. Dom.

Your dog knows your full name, but you didn't tell me.

Go be with your dog, Dom.  O:)

Offline RedPhoenix

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9233 on: March 01, 2014, 11:55:02 AM »
Listen I *cough splutter ackack akckakk*

Dammit Stone! I told you to stop strangling me all the time! Th-*ackkakackackackakkk*

I can't breathe around you! Literally!!! *dodges and runs out*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9234 on: March 01, 2014, 12:11:01 PM »
Oh, my darkling Phoenix,

You know I love you, but I can only play batman and catwoman so many times. I need something new, something fresh, and that is why I am leaving you.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9235 on: March 01, 2014, 12:13:01 PM »
Honey, I love your ass. You know I'd tap that ass all day long. But I can't let your cat move in with us. You know I am allergic to fur. But since you insist, it's goodbye. Now get outta here.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9236 on: March 01, 2014, 01:49:15 PM »
Babe, it's just disgusting the way you run around without your shirt all day. It's embarrassing!
People are asking me if you work out daily and I have no other choice than to tell them the truth and say that you just love working out to give me the pleasure of your perfect abs.
It's just too much to take! The pressure!! I mean... why can't you have man-boobs and a bear belly just like everyone else?!

No no... do not try to stop me or change my mind... we're through!

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9237 on: March 05, 2014, 01:15:19 PM »
I've spent all this time, trying to make you break up with me, I mean, I wanted to be the victim in this, but I suppose you'll take that from me too, won't you? I suppose that still makes me the victim! Having my victimhood torn from me, by someone who refused to send me packing!  Is it really too much for me to ask for you to cheat on me?! For me to walk in one day, not to a surprise party, celebrating how much you, and your pack of incessant friendly people care about me, but to see you bent over some couch, doing the nasty with a stranger you just met!?

Well, you win.  You get all the tears now! Go ahead and the tears that were meant to be MINE! I'll just have to.. pretend there was some deep, hidden reason behind it, so that, I might be able to gather at least a little remorse, a little pain... yes, once again I'm picking up the crumbs from your leavings -- so that is why I am leaving!

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!

Goodbye.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9238 on: March 15, 2014, 03:55:58 AM »
You lied about being in the gutter. You're out.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9239 on: March 27, 2014, 06:09:46 PM »
Stone, you bastard! It's always, "I got my rocks off, baby, next time be quicker about it and you might too."

I can't TAKE it anymore!

A girl has needs...
*walks to the door rolling a suitcase behind me. As I open the door I look over my shoulder and say to you*

... you've NEVER satisfied me...

*steps into the doorway*

....not like....

*walks out the door and as it closes behind me you hear*

 your best friend 'Pebbles'

*SLAM!*

Offline Misturees

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9240 on: March 27, 2014, 06:47:10 PM »
"Well Assleigh, you complain too much for me and frankly, I can't handle it anymore. You are not deserving of what I would have given you. So Adios!"

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9241 on: March 27, 2014, 07:15:58 PM »
You know what, I admit it.

I'm too good for you.

I cheat on you at every turn, I spend your money, I play practical, and some might call them, criminally irresponsible jokes upon you, and yet, here you are! Not complaining at all! All this time, I was just waiting for you to protest, because thou dost not protest enough! I wanted you to want me! To be jealous! To be angry! To be possessive! To be a human freak'n being for once! Instead you're this, perfect creature! This goddess of kindness and I can't take it anymore!

We're over! No, don't apologize! It's too late for that, and unless you're going to set my house on fire, in a blind rage within the next few days, don't bother calling me for casual sex, because I aen't putting out for no, no nonsense supermodel!

Be happy I said goodbye!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9242 on: March 27, 2014, 09:01:50 PM »
CAYENNE...I tried to bring some spice into your life...and our bedroom...

... But your downcast eyes never looked at me with heat or hunger ...
... That frown ...
I could never turn it into a smile...

You don't love me
you never did...

...so I'll go. No! Don't say anything...this is for the best.

Offline MechaStarfish91

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9243 on: March 27, 2014, 09:29:38 PM »
Dearest Assleigh,

We started out having such wonderful chemistry between us, but as the years came and went, so did the affection you had for me.  I remember you use to make me jealous on purpose to keep me on my game, but now I get the feeling that you do it because you've lost interest in me.  Don't string me along if you don't want me anymore.  I'd rather end our relationship now than make it harder for us later down the road.  I loved you once, but it seems like made that decision too soon.  By the time you read this letter I will have already moved out.  It's for the best.  Farewell.

~MechaStarfish91     

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9244 on: April 05, 2014, 08:20:02 PM »
Mecha, what's with the blonde?  We' are so over!

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9245 on: April 05, 2014, 08:31:53 PM »
Belle,

Get you naked ass off my floor.  How many times have I told you to put like a tea cozy under your butt when you decide to lounge around the house. This is exactly why we don't have furniture! Sure, you have that honey moon phase of "We're fine without clothes! We save so much money on laundry!" You know what, we're not fine! Society evolved to include clothes, our couches evolved with the idea people would wear clothes, our hardwood manufacturing is not setup for torrent amounts of sex! I AM SORRY, I AM NOT ALONE IN THIS IDEA.

You know what, get your own place! Get your own life! Then you can see what it costs to varnish a floor! To have a coach professionally cleaned!

Enjoy your naked butt on whatever happens to be around time.

Not yours, Cayenne~

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9246 on: April 05, 2014, 08:33:17 PM »
I don't like sticking my &$#!@ in crazy and.....you're pretty god damn crazy so....I guess this is good bye.


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9247 on: April 05, 2014, 08:35:28 PM »
God dammit!
We're through, DTW!
How many fucking pairs of stockings do you have to ruin in a night? Shessus!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9248 on: April 05, 2014, 08:38:16 PM »
I HAVE A FETISH. WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND E?! I'M  BREAKING UP WITH YOU AND GOING INTO MY ROOM TO LISTEN LIKIN PARK AND  BOUT.  MIKE SHINODA UNDERSTANDS  ME EVEN IF YOU DON'T.


Also I apparently have access to a time machine because Likin park is still relevant in my world.

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9249 on: April 05, 2014, 11:53:28 PM »
DTW,

You know what, I'm sort of tired of you crawling into your little box you've crayoned "Time Machine" onto.  I mean, it might have been fun messing with you, dressing in period costumes, making you believe that it was 1628, and you'd rather, overshot the very short period of which your favourite band was at all relevant. It was cute, also, as you clumsily attempted to impress me with your rendition of "In the end" on that lute I'd bought from the ren fair. 

And you know what? I don't mind buying stockings just for you, and pretending they're mine, because, hey, you want to run around the house naked with a stocking on your head like some high as a kite burglar, you go right ahead.

But serious, we live in the present! THE FREAKING PRESENT, why don't you go out and listen to a band that is currently making music right now and see if you like that. Expand a little! You know what? I'm going to show you how to expand. I'm going to go see other people!  Oh, and P.S. I burned down your time machine, so you can't come crawling back before we broke up.

Enjoy.

P.S. Yes. We broke up.  It takes two to tango, and one to say go find someone else to steal leggings from.