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Offline Divine Tenacity

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9200 on: February 19, 2014, 09:02:45 PM »
Cryptic,

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

-Midori <3

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9201 on: February 19, 2014, 09:03:49 PM »
I want an E-wife.  :'(

That's it, you two, we're through!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9202 on: February 19, 2014, 09:05:23 PM »
Impy,

I am sorry, but I have found the love of my life, but we will always have BOTS.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9203 on: February 19, 2014, 09:06:02 PM »
I told you these two were nothing but trouble Imp.

As such I'm leaving them.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9204 on: February 19, 2014, 09:08:49 PM »
Vill,

You can't keep your hands to yourself. I am sick and tired of being groped, molested, tackled in the shower, pounced on when I get home. I hope you and Palmela Handerson will be very happy together so I can rest.

</3 Imp

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9205 on: February 19, 2014, 09:19:19 PM »
Imp,

You have the libido of a 50 year old woman. I'm taking my surplus of love to give and taking it where it's wanted!

</3 Vill

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9206 on: February 19, 2014, 09:22:32 PM »
Vill,

If you continue to insist on humping my leg, I will start a petition to have you neutered!  >:(

-Imp

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9207 on: February 19, 2014, 09:24:26 PM »
Imp,

I can no longer tolerate the injustices you've committed in denying me access to your leg. You threaten me with things like petitions and being neutered when you full well know I don't understand what they mean!

I don't need a dictionary to know when I'm not wanted, though!  >:(

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9208 on: February 19, 2014, 09:27:52 PM »
Vill

I can no longer stand your off again, off again relationship with the Imp.  How many hours must I pine for your cerebral embrace, while knowing that in your heart of hearts, you only want to find a way to stick it to her again and again.

Altar boy in the manger will never be the same. 

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9209 on: February 19, 2014, 09:29:07 PM »
Priest,

I am sorry but, I have to break up with you. Your relationship with Vill has left my bed cold too many nights in a row. I'm sorry but IT'S over..


Hey Impy, You wanna get married too?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9210 on: February 19, 2014, 09:34:35 PM »
CrypticSayings,

Your inconsistency towards our relationship and your thinly veiled disdain for me and men in general has led me to leave you for B. Lazarus. Don't come crying to us when you realize how much you miss the assertive embrace of men-folk.

Goodbye
Good riddance,

Vill

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9211 on: February 19, 2014, 09:40:01 PM »
Vill,

Why didn't you tell me you and Lazarus had a thing? I would have gladly stuck around for that. Alas, it is not meant to be.

-Midori <3

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9212 on: February 19, 2014, 10:20:03 PM »
Midori, I'm sorry but you have my middle name as your name here and some people get confused by that....

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9213 on: February 19, 2014, 10:20:46 PM »
Spider,

Not my fault.

-Midori <3

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9214 on: February 19, 2014, 10:33:02 PM »
No... but... fine. You're just out of my league.  :-\

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9215 on: February 19, 2014, 11:39:58 PM »
While your Wisconsin accent is undoubtedly one of the sexier that this nation has to off, you always up date your image to that of a man.

It's over.

Call me.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9216 on: February 21, 2014, 06:18:27 PM »
Vile Vill,

I just can't respect someone who works in the basement of the FBI headquarters, I mean, what are you doing with your life?

Rot in the dungeon,

-Imp

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9217 on: February 21, 2014, 06:31:38 PM »
Imp,

Your hair is way too red. Sorry but I don't to go blind. It's over.

-Midori <3

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9218 on: February 21, 2014, 09:14:52 PM »
Midori,

Everything I kiss you my contacts fog up.

I want to be able to see things.

Sorry, but it is over

sj

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9219 on: February 22, 2014, 05:02:25 PM »
Subjuanita,

I'm sorry but your ass is too distracting. I'm never going to get any work done as long as those two beautiful cheeks are prancing around my house.

I'm sorry and I hope your next BF is a boob man, for his own sake.

~Dom~

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9220 on: February 23, 2014, 12:29:11 AM »
I fell for Dominique, and now you're a guy all of a sudden.

Doesn't float my boat, m'man. Just doesn't float it.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9221 on: February 23, 2014, 12:57:46 AM »
Stone,

You never choke me out and take me as you please anymore. You just want to do all this gentle shit. No thanks man, no thanks.

-Midori <3

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9222 on: February 23, 2014, 08:19:01 AM »
Midori, I've loved you since day one and I always will.
I paid for us to go to Cancun for the summer.
I bought you a minature horse farm.
I cooked and cleaned for you.
I never did anything that I was certain that you would not approve of.
I worshipped you.

...and then you betrayed me by eating all of the Captain Crunch! I didn't get a single bowl! How could you?! After all I sacrificed for you?!
I can forgive anything but this; it is unacceptable. Goodbye. 4everz.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9223 on: February 23, 2014, 09:25:31 AM »
When we met, you were totally sweet, but now you have turned into a Sour Lemon. :-( We're done! but we can be friends, k? :P

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9224 on: February 23, 2014, 03:19:59 PM »
Nicholas,

We had something once, I thought we understood each other.

Now every time I look at you, all I can see is you kissing another man.

I cannot live with your betrayal, I'm leaving you.

~Dom~