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Offline Bedroom Lazarus

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9175 on: February 16, 2014, 10:02:01 AM »
Torterable it has been six years since you didn't get that Calvin Cline add.  6 YEARS.  No matter how long you walk around the front of their headquarters dressed that way, you're not going up on their billboard.  I can't take it anymore.  goodbye!

Offline Torterrable

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9176 on: February 16, 2014, 10:05:26 AM »
Klein*

I can see that you don't care about me if you don't even know what I was going to work for

*sob*

oh my god why

#sob


Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9177 on: February 16, 2014, 10:06:00 AM »
A rabbi, a hot girl, and a  priest walk into a bar.

The rabbi asks the priest, "So is that hot piece of ass your girlfriend."

The priest nods and starts to say, "Yes."

But then the hot girl (modest aren't I?) interrupts and says, "No, we just broke up."

P.S. We just broke up. Also breaking up with Torterrable on the ground that he's a bit too clever for me.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9178 on: February 17, 2014, 08:37:37 AM »
Well, I don´t like girls who get undressed without my assistance. Please pack as soon as possible and go back to your mom´s house.

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9179 on: February 17, 2014, 01:45:42 PM »
Hey, TL... Sorry, I think you're more in love with your body than with me.  :-\

Offline QueenWolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9180 on: February 17, 2014, 01:46:53 PM »
I'm sorry Spiral but... my dog just doesn't like you.

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9181 on: February 17, 2014, 03:09:04 PM »
You're lying. All animals love me.

But my cats don't like your dog so I agree, it's over.

Offline CrypticSayings

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9182 on: February 18, 2014, 12:26:27 AM »
Yea well your cats were terrorizing my ferrets, so it's completely over...
Oh what are you doing friday night?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9183 on: February 19, 2014, 11:41:37 AM »
There you go kissing the neighborhood again.

Stay at their house, why don't you!

Offline Vill

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9184 on: February 19, 2014, 12:23:32 PM »
Stone,

I've met a robot and their hand strength is just A-may-zing!! Some might judge me for being in an inter-mechanical-organic relationship: but, we're in love. Don't take it personal. Or, do -- you know I've always been indecisive.

Love
sincerely,

Vill
« Last Edit: February 19, 2014, 12:26:21 PM by Vill »

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9185 on: February 19, 2014, 01:13:53 PM »
Dearest Vill,

It was fun. We had some amazing times together; however, I'm tired of the endless debate on sword versus laser, so I must bring it to and end.

Cheers,

Imp

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9186 on: February 19, 2014, 02:21:37 PM »
Impy,

You know I've always preferred light sabers, so when you got me a sword for my birthday I was devastated: but, I let it slide.

You know I prefer x-wings to Boeings, so when you got me that model 747 for Christmas I was heart broken: but, I let it slide.

However, when you dared to deny the fact that a young Harrison Ford is infinitely more attractive that William Shatner I was furious!

So, my lawyer has informed me that, based on your crimes against humanity, you can't break up with me: I am preemptively initiating a posthumous termination of our relationship that you had intended to end!

   
« Last Edit: February 19, 2014, 02:25:13 PM by Vill »

Offline Ms Gavane

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9187 on: February 19, 2014, 02:34:57 PM »
Dearest Vill,

I regret to inform you that, after having access to my dictionary and thesaurus, you have become increasingly difficult to understand. It is for that reason that I have decided to cease our carnal relationship.

Sincerely,

Angel

P.S.: Get Out!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9188 on: February 19, 2014, 02:37:25 PM »
Ms. Gavane,

I just can't touch you when you're floating in the clouds all the time. Long-distance relationships just don't work that way.

Good luck,

Impy

Offline Vill

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9189 on: February 19, 2014, 08:42:57 PM »
Impishcharm,

It isn't that I want to break up with you: it's simply that no one else has the fortitude to do so. It's an ugly job, but someone has to do it.

Goodbye.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9190 on: February 19, 2014, 08:46:10 PM »
Vill,

You suck because you are not letting us win in the Battle of the Sexes thread. For this I must break up with you.

Forever (Never) Yours,

Midori <3

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9191 on: February 19, 2014, 08:48:17 PM »
It not me it is you and your insane desire to hump pillows all day long. I am tired of soggy pillows

Offline Divine Tenacity

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9192 on: February 19, 2014, 08:50:20 PM »
Seph,

But, that wasn't me! I understand though. I'll pack my things and go.

-Midori

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9193 on: February 19, 2014, 08:52:05 PM »
Midori,

You suck because you are not letting us win in the Battle of the Sexes thread. For this I must break up with you.

Forever (Never) Yours,

Vill

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9194 on: February 19, 2014, 08:53:53 PM »
Vill,

Why must you mimic me? That's it, we're done!

-Midori <3

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9195 on: February 19, 2014, 08:58:45 PM »
Midori,

Why must you mimic me? That's it, we're done!

-Vill <3

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9196 on: February 19, 2014, 08:59:59 PM »
Vill,

You aren't my type. I prefer men rather than parrots. We're through!

Cryptic

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9197 on: February 19, 2014, 09:00:35 PM »
That's spiciest. We're totes done.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9198 on: February 19, 2014, 09:01:12 PM »
Vill,

Kindly accept this battle axe to the face.

-Midori <3


Cryptic,

Dammit I can't let you go. Please forgive me!

-Midori <3


Vill,

Kindly accept this battle axe to the face.

-Midori <3

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9199 on: February 19, 2014, 09:02:11 PM »
Midori,

I just can't bring myself to break up with you. Please, would you accept this ring and be my E wife?

Cryptic