You are either not logged in or not registered with our community. Click here to register.
 
May 22, 2018, 09:22:43 AM

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length

Click here if you are having problems.
Default Wide Screen Beige Lilac Rainbow Black & Blue October Send us your theme!

Wiki Blogs Dicebot

Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 360900 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9150 on: February 17, 2014, 01:45:42 PM »
Hey, TL... Sorry, I think you're more in love with your body than with me.  :-\

Offline QueenWolf

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9151 on: February 17, 2014, 01:46:53 PM »
I'm sorry Spiral but... my dog just doesn't like you.

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9152 on: February 17, 2014, 03:09:04 PM »
You're lying. All animals love me.

But my cats don't like your dog so I agree, it's over.

Online Cryptic

  • The wonderful thing about Cryptics? There is only one!
  • Lady
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Feb 2014
  • Location: There, Here, Everywhere
  • Gender: Female
  • Mistress of Chaos and Mayhem
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9153 on: February 18, 2014, 12:26:27 AM »
Yea well your cats were terrorizing my ferrets, so it's completely over...
Oh what are you doing friday night?

Offline Stone

  • I'd sell your heart to the junkman, baby, for a buck. For a buck.
  • Lord
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Sep 2011
  • Location: The Hand.
  • Gender: Male
  • Shedding every value our mothers taught.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9154 on: February 19, 2014, 11:41:37 AM »
There you go kissing the neighborhood again.

Stay at their house, why don't you!

Offline Vill

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9155 on: February 19, 2014, 12:23:32 PM »
Stone,

I've met a robot and their hand strength is just A-may-zing!! Some might judge me for being in an inter-mechanical-organic relationship: but, we're in love. Don't take it personal. Or, do -- you know I've always been indecisive.

Love
sincerely,

Vill
« Last Edit: February 19, 2014, 12:26:21 PM by Vill »

Offline impishcharm

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9156 on: February 19, 2014, 01:13:53 PM »
Dearest Vill,

It was fun. We had some amazing times together; however, I'm tired of the endless debate on sword versus laser, so I must bring it to and end.

Cheers,

Imp

Offline Vill

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9157 on: February 19, 2014, 02:21:37 PM »
Impy,

You know I've always preferred light sabers, so when you got me a sword for my birthday I was devastated: but, I let it slide.

You know I prefer x-wings to Boeings, so when you got me that model 747 for Christmas I was heart broken: but, I let it slide.

However, when you dared to deny the fact that a young Harrison Ford is infinitely more attractive that William Shatner I was furious!

So, my lawyer has informed me that, based on your crimes against humanity, you can't break up with me: I am preemptively initiating a posthumous termination of our relationship that you had intended to end!

   
« Last Edit: February 19, 2014, 02:25:13 PM by Vill »

Offline Ms Gavane

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9158 on: February 19, 2014, 02:34:57 PM »
Dearest Vill,

I regret to inform you that, after having access to my dictionary and thesaurus, you have become increasingly difficult to understand. It is for that reason that I have decided to cease our carnal relationship.

Sincerely,

Angel

P.S.: Get Out!

Offline impishcharm

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9159 on: February 19, 2014, 02:37:25 PM »
Ms. Gavane,

I just can't touch you when you're floating in the clouds all the time. Long-distance relationships just don't work that way.

Good luck,

Impy

Offline Vill

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9160 on: February 19, 2014, 08:42:57 PM »
Impishcharm,

It isn't that I want to break up with you: it's simply that no one else has the fortitude to do so. It's an ugly job, but someone has to do it.

Goodbye.

Offline Divine Tenacity

  • Dangerously Curvy | Dame of Discretion | Happy Cock-Slut | Avid Adventurer | Sorceress Supreme | Possessed by the Orochi | Avatar of Kali | Saucy Samurai
  • Lady
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Jan 2014
  • Location: In Your Sights
  • Gender: Female
  • (Self)- Taught Badass.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9161 on: February 19, 2014, 08:46:10 PM »
Vill,

You suck because you are not letting us win in the Battle of the Sexes thread. For this I must break up with you.

Forever (Never) Yours,

Midori <3

Offline Snapespersephone

  • the innocent evil, the free Sweet
  • Lady
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Location: at the foot of the large chair
  • Gender: Female
  • I was a good little girl.....then I was corrupted.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9162 on: February 19, 2014, 08:48:17 PM »
It not me it is you and your insane desire to hump pillows all day long. I am tired of soggy pillows

Offline Divine Tenacity

  • Dangerously Curvy | Dame of Discretion | Happy Cock-Slut | Avid Adventurer | Sorceress Supreme | Possessed by the Orochi | Avatar of Kali | Saucy Samurai
  • Lady
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Jan 2014
  • Location: In Your Sights
  • Gender: Female
  • (Self)- Taught Badass.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9163 on: February 19, 2014, 08:50:20 PM »
Seph,

But, that wasn't me! I understand though. I'll pack my things and go.

-Midori

Offline Vill

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9164 on: February 19, 2014, 08:52:05 PM »
Midori,

You suck because you are not letting us win in the Battle of the Sexes thread. For this I must break up with you.

Forever (Never) Yours,

Vill

Offline Divine Tenacity

  • Dangerously Curvy | Dame of Discretion | Happy Cock-Slut | Avid Adventurer | Sorceress Supreme | Possessed by the Orochi | Avatar of Kali | Saucy Samurai
  • Lady
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Jan 2014
  • Location: In Your Sights
  • Gender: Female
  • (Self)- Taught Badass.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9165 on: February 19, 2014, 08:53:53 PM »
Vill,

Why must you mimic me? That's it, we're done!

-Midori <3

Offline Vill

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9166 on: February 19, 2014, 08:58:45 PM »
Midori,

Why must you mimic me? That's it, we're done!

-Vill <3

Online Cryptic

  • The wonderful thing about Cryptics? There is only one!
  • Lady
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Feb 2014
  • Location: There, Here, Everywhere
  • Gender: Female
  • Mistress of Chaos and Mayhem
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9167 on: February 19, 2014, 08:59:59 PM »
Vill,

You aren't my type. I prefer men rather than parrots. We're through!

Cryptic

Offline Vill

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9168 on: February 19, 2014, 09:00:35 PM »
That's spiciest. We're totes done.

Offline Divine Tenacity

  • Dangerously Curvy | Dame of Discretion | Happy Cock-Slut | Avid Adventurer | Sorceress Supreme | Possessed by the Orochi | Avatar of Kali | Saucy Samurai
  • Lady
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Jan 2014
  • Location: In Your Sights
  • Gender: Female
  • (Self)- Taught Badass.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9169 on: February 19, 2014, 09:01:12 PM »
Vill,

Kindly accept this battle axe to the face.

-Midori <3


Cryptic,

Dammit I can't let you go. Please forgive me!

-Midori <3


Vill,

Kindly accept this battle axe to the face.

-Midori <3

Online Cryptic

  • The wonderful thing about Cryptics? There is only one!
  • Lady
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Feb 2014
  • Location: There, Here, Everywhere
  • Gender: Female
  • Mistress of Chaos and Mayhem
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9170 on: February 19, 2014, 09:02:11 PM »
Midori,

I just can't bring myself to break up with you. Please, would you accept this ring and be my E wife?

Cryptic

Offline Divine Tenacity

  • Dangerously Curvy | Dame of Discretion | Happy Cock-Slut | Avid Adventurer | Sorceress Supreme | Possessed by the Orochi | Avatar of Kali | Saucy Samurai
  • Lady
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Jan 2014
  • Location: In Your Sights
  • Gender: Female
  • (Self)- Taught Badass.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9171 on: February 19, 2014, 09:02:45 PM »
Cryptic,

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

-Midori <3

Offline impishcharm

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9172 on: February 19, 2014, 09:03:49 PM »
I want an E-wife.  :'(

That's it, you two, we're through!

Online Cryptic

  • The wonderful thing about Cryptics? There is only one!
  • Lady
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Feb 2014
  • Location: There, Here, Everywhere
  • Gender: Female
  • Mistress of Chaos and Mayhem
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9173 on: February 19, 2014, 09:05:23 PM »
Impy,

I am sorry, but I have found the love of my life, but we will always have BOTS.

Offline Vill

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9174 on: February 19, 2014, 09:06:02 PM »
I told you these two were nothing but trouble Imp.

As such I'm leaving them.