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Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9150 on: February 10, 2014, 10:04:47 AM »
We're like broken up. So umm when you see me outside your rectory staring in, when you get sixty texts an hour from me, when I Fedex you my underwear, when I visit your parents and introduce myself as your fiance, when I write the pope on your behalf and ask when priests will be able to marry, this is just me letting you go ... really slowly.

Priests are so f'ing hot. But we're over. Really. I mean it this time. Starbucks at 9?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9151 on: February 10, 2014, 11:52:08 AM »
D'you remember that one time you bought that one thing?

Yeah?

I didn't like it. G'bye!

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9152 on: February 10, 2014, 04:42:16 PM »
I like choking women as much as the next guy, but this is getting ridiculous. You keep pretending to be Jack the Ripper and seeking out prostitutes. I just can't handle it anymore. Don't take this the wrong way, but your nucking futs. Adios!

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9153 on: February 10, 2014, 05:11:34 PM »
Look,

You think I'm trying to take away your darn kilt! But when I offer a reasonable variation, you snigger and growl no F'ing way! I'll let you know that your dad thinks my outfit suggestions are super cute:



Honestly, I don't see us working out long term, especially now that your dad and I have moved in together.

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9154 on: February 12, 2014, 11:22:47 AM »
Jaz,

This is a case of being too close to the one you love. You're narcissistic, needy, moody, sporadically anti-social, and not nearly as cool as you think. I won't get into the fact that you regularly watch the security guard who walks back and forth underneath your office. Frankly, I'm surprised you haven't set up a camera to record his movements.

Arrivederci,

Jazra

Offline HighKing23

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9155 on: February 12, 2014, 11:45:49 AM »
U talk u too much I can't stand it
Good Bye

Offline Shewolf

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9156 on: February 12, 2014, 11:57:37 AM »
Please do not take this the wrong way but you are a king, well actually king of kings! I am unworthy of you... just a lowly wolf...
Bye....  :'(

*Howls.*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9157 on: February 12, 2014, 01:13:13 PM »
*Walks in all battered and bruised with a nervous tick*

I...I..I...j just can't be your p pp punching bag any more....

*Faints dead away from fear*

Offline HighKing23

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9158 on: February 12, 2014, 01:55:17 PM »
The bell has rung its time for u to leave

Offline Bedroom Lazarus

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9159 on: February 12, 2014, 05:55:55 PM »
I serve a king who out ranks you.  King of Kings, so...I just can't follow you too.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9160 on: February 12, 2014, 08:31:10 PM »
That guy with the beard following you? You see that guy? It was fun in the nights having an audience at first, but that guy, man. He's the reason our pantry's always empty. He drank our milkshake! Take him elsewhere along with you.

Offline HighKing23

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9161 on: February 12, 2014, 08:35:44 PM »
I
 saw you breaking up with him , he was a friend and you were cheating on
 me with him till now  ... Now I have to break up with u .

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9162 on: February 13, 2014, 08:50:45 AM »
Our hearts beat as one, we're as timeless as Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner, as made for each other as Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson, as close as Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez, as beautiful together as Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth. We're the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston of our era.

Do you see the trend here? Because I can go on if I'm not being clear.

Ciao,

Jaz

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9163 on: February 13, 2014, 09:57:52 AM »
My dearest Jaz,

I am afraid that I cannot compete with your incessant need to tickle the ivories....If only you were as talented on the skin flute we may have stood a chance, but alas I shall kiss your ass goodbye...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9164 on: February 13, 2014, 10:00:56 AM »
Screw this thread, I'm keeping you! Just as a pillow mind you!
No more sexiness under the sheets and no more prezzies, even though tomorrow is Valentine’s Day.

Offline Rave

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9165 on: February 13, 2014, 10:23:06 AM »
My dearest Shewolf,

I cannot be in a relationship where every time I upset you, I get punched in the eye. Wrestling around in bed was fun, but I've accumulated one too many bruises because of you.

I am not a sandbag.

Offline SniperWolf316

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9166 on: February 13, 2014, 05:48:44 PM »
" I can look beyond all the yoga and zen stuff but just how many times are you gonna set off the fire alarms and get the fire department out here for nothing? "

" Just can't take it , we're through ! "

~SniperWolf316

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9167 on: February 14, 2014, 11:55:14 AM »
Bluntly, I need more wolf and less sniper.

Later,

Jaz

Offline Syanyte

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9168 on: February 14, 2014, 03:10:48 PM »
I never get to see your face it seems like you don't like looking at me this could never work.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9169 on: February 14, 2014, 03:49:47 PM »
I just can't compete with the true love of your life. That other hot and sexy guy there.

Our oreo sandwich will never work out, so I must let you go. It is for the best!

Au revoir!

Midori <3

Offline Syanyte

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9170 on: February 14, 2014, 03:55:20 PM »
A beautiful woman like you deserves so much more then I can give you, this is for the best that you find someone that can spoil you and make you happy like i never could.

~Sy

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9171 on: February 14, 2014, 04:07:02 PM »
You're so vain, you probably think this breakup is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this breakup is about you
Don't you? Don't You?


Actually, it is about you.

Ciao,

Jazra

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9172 on: February 14, 2014, 09:40:40 PM »
You've always loved that Piano more than me.
I just can't compete with that anymore.

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9173 on: February 14, 2014, 10:37:59 PM »
Cryptic - what's with that constant sour face? You don't enjoy anything I do or say. You never loved me! It's over! T.T

Offline Torterrable

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9174 on: February 15, 2014, 10:49:47 AM »
I just can't have sex with a spider. You have so many legs that I don't know where to put mine.