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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9125 on: February 06, 2014, 12:16:35 PM »
Oh great Llama..... Tired of cleaning Llama kibble out of the bed and Llama poop out of the yard....  It is time to hit the Llama trail!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9126 on: February 06, 2014, 12:33:06 PM »
Dear Rolo,

Our time together has been swell, but I think it's time for us to see other people. I just need to get out there and experience life. I never understood where this strong spontaneous urge came from. But now, after watching an episode of Scooby Doo, I finally understand:

As Scoob said to Shaggy, "Roo Only Live Once." I can no longer say your name without feeling the need to follow this profound advice.

Good bye.
« Last Edit: February 06, 2014, 12:41:23 PM by Vill »

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9127 on: February 06, 2014, 02:09:35 PM »
Sorry!  I thought I could get over the whole donkey thing, it's not you it's me.  Well, it's kinda you...cause you're a donkey...k!?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9128 on: February 06, 2014, 02:23:08 PM »
Takes one to know one: and as such, I thought it would work between us. But, there's only room for one donkey in this town. So, I'll have to ask you to pack your things and go.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9129 on: February 06, 2014, 03:34:13 PM »
Dearest Vill,

As I write this, my fingers tremble and there's tears in my eyes. This isn't easy for me, since we've had so much fun together. But, I just don't see us working out. You see, you hate Oreos, and insist on keeping the "devil cookies" out of our home. I feel like I've been given an ultimatum... you or the Oreos. I guess you can tell which I will choose.

I'm taking the kids and moving to my parents' house.

Farewell,

-Imp

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9130 on: February 06, 2014, 04:37:31 PM »
Imp, what can I say? You are amazing, but you never look me in the eyes. Not even when we're making love. I need eye contact.

*Walks away.*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9131 on: February 06, 2014, 04:42:07 PM »
Wait! I'll look you in the eyes! I'll stare holes right into your brain if you want!  :'(

I need a man who wears pants, anyway.  ::)


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9132 on: February 06, 2014, 04:44:32 PM »
This incessant demand for donning pants is the final straw for me, Imp. So what if we have company over? A man should be able to walk around naked in the comfort of his own castle when ever he chooses.

Good bye Imp, hello textile freedom!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9133 on: February 06, 2014, 04:50:00 PM »
Look, I don't have a problem with you walking around naked, but you did it infront of my mom.

I'm going back to the imp.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9134 on: February 06, 2014, 05:13:18 PM »
I'm better than being someone's second choice.  >:(

I'm going to fly solo for a while.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9135 on: February 06, 2014, 06:25:27 PM »
Not into imps. Sorry. Fairies are more my type.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9136 on: February 06, 2014, 07:14:44 PM »
You could shatter Iron on those abs!

I am afraid I simply cannot trust you around my personal belongings anymore.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9137 on: February 06, 2014, 08:08:48 PM »
Flassche, my love, it is time to end it. I am tired of finding household items burnt to smithereens. God forbid I serve you anything spicy or combustible. Plus, when you kiss me it burns my tongue. You gave a whole new meaning to "set my loins on fire".

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9138 on: February 07, 2014, 06:48:20 AM »
Impy my love....you charm is quite beguiling and you bang like no other....but alas I ran into your mother....

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9139 on: February 07, 2014, 10:39:22 AM »
Rolo...Rolo...wherefore art thou Rolo? Inside my mother, that's where!  >:(

That's fine. You are closer to her age, anyway.  ::)

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9140 on: February 07, 2014, 11:35:46 AM »
Impy my dear, your love I will always cherish but without the trust fund I am afraid we will perish...

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« Reply #9141 on: February 07, 2014, 12:39:51 PM »
Oh Rolo..how I wish there was more than a sweet center to you....because all the girls love you...and my jealousy is just too much....now..I gotta eat you!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9142 on: February 07, 2014, 01:08:23 PM »
Rapt my darling lady, I am afraid that there not enough of you to share therefore I shall have to let you B.  ;)

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9143 on: February 07, 2014, 05:02:09 PM »
Rolo, your kind heart and insightful mind are not enough to keep me satisfied: I've found the same in another taughtly wrapped, vixen-esque package.

I'm leaving you for someone with an Impish charm.   

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9144 on: February 08, 2014, 09:19:41 AM »
Vill,

Had this whole sexy Star Trek themed weekend planned! Even got you a sexy Spock costume,



Imagine my horror when I found out that Star Trek is on your never list. Thankfully, the Papa John's delivery guy fit into the costume.

Ciao,


Jazz

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9145 on: February 09, 2014, 07:32:45 PM »
It could never have worked out between the two of us.  I'm a priest and you tend to make chalk looked sunburned.

I wish it could have been something special.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9146 on: February 09, 2014, 08:41:49 PM »
Uhhhhm yeah...I totally thought that was a Halloween costume ???

Offline Syanyte

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9147 on: February 09, 2014, 08:43:33 PM »
Pink Pink Pink that's all you wear is pink I can't take it any more. ~pulls at own hair~ Sorry but I need more color in my life.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9148 on: February 10, 2014, 02:12:01 AM »
sorry. you just lick everything too much. it can't work out.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9149 on: February 10, 2014, 02:21:47 AM »
Alas dear Anna.

Hot did our passions burn.

But when you said you wanted to preform the nutcracker,  I misguidedly assumed it was the ballet.

I need ice...a very large bag of ice.