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Offline Rolo

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9050 on: January 27, 2014, 11:59:37 PM »
Brudda you be chokin da life outta me...  gotta bounce!

Offline Hyacinth

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9051 on: January 28, 2014, 12:02:05 AM »
I told you to warm your hands before you touch my fine ass! It's over.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9052 on: January 28, 2014, 12:06:39 AM »
Lmao!  You do more dancing on your feet than you do in bed!  Gotta shuffle on outta here...  ;)  but im keeping Jewel!

Offline Queen of spades

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9053 on: January 28, 2014, 12:29:25 AM »
Sorry honey, i'm leaving you. The person above you is way better in bed!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9054 on: January 28, 2014, 12:31:52 AM »
Oh yeah?  Well I gotta bottle of lube with your name on it...Wait...oh shit!  Baby I'm sorry....

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9055 on: January 28, 2014, 06:58:07 AM »
Should've known Rolo was short for rolls over and zzzs. G'bye!

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9056 on: January 28, 2014, 07:10:03 AM »
You always had me catching my breath. It's like I couldn't get enough oxygen to my brain when you were around. Actually, literally, I can't breath when you're around. So as sexy as those big hands are (and you realize when I saw big and hands, I'm not actually talking about your hands but other ... well, you get the idea ... and yes, ladies, when I say BIG, I mean you know, fucking enormous), I'm going to have to end our relationship before I pass out again.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9057 on: January 28, 2014, 07:12:16 AM »
You always had me catching my breath. It's like I couldn't get enough oxygen to my brain when you were around. Actually, literally, I can't breath when you're around. So as sexy as those big hands are (and you realize when I saw big and hands, I'm not actually talking about your hands but other ... well, you get the idea ... and yes, ladies, when I say BIG, I mean you know, fucking enormous), I'm going to have to end our relationship before I pass out again.

Dammit. Let's sleep on it. O:)

Offline Queen of spades

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9058 on: January 28, 2014, 07:59:24 AM »
I need a less restrictive relationship! (outside of sex I mean! ;))

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9059 on: January 28, 2014, 09:27:35 AM »
I'm sorry its just your high heels, do you have to wear them everywhere even to bed. You stab me in your sleep. I think I need to find a bed of my own.

Offline Rave

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9060 on: January 28, 2014, 09:33:30 AM »
So you finally came out of the closet...I'll gather my things and go.

-tear-

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9061 on: January 28, 2014, 10:28:49 AM »
I,m sorry. Your just to hot, like really hot like smoke coming off your head hot.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9062 on: January 28, 2014, 12:18:35 PM »
You just lay there when we have sex. I need someone who will at least during sex. I just can't.

Offline Eclectic

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9063 on: January 28, 2014, 01:50:07 PM »
You + Me =  :-(

Offline Tyrhung

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9064 on: January 28, 2014, 07:11:52 PM »
Hithertofore shalt nary a grain of mine life's sandglass be squandered upon thy Philistine presence.  Neither flowery speech, nor lover's whispers, nor devil's threats bind thy soul to mine, for thou hast succoured the ire of my disdain, and thou hast won it in abundance.

L8rz.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9065 on: January 29, 2014, 03:50:35 PM »
Alright, you're a great kisser but when we're not locking lips you just go on and on... Generally, you're a bit long-winded.
So, 'ta 'ta.

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9066 on: January 29, 2014, 03:55:30 PM »
What can I say,

You're a plot, story, and character development girl. I'm a clothes-off-first scene, on-my-knees, feel-the-friction bitch. Long term, we were never going to work ... but god, the memories!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9067 on: January 29, 2014, 04:51:59 PM »
Oh, what fun we had together... you tell the person you cheated on me with. I'm sick of you cheating and stealing my clothes to half-cover yourself while you seduce people by playing the piano and tell them that you wrote a song about them, when really it's the song you wrote about me.

Oh, and take that foul mattress with you.

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9068 on: January 30, 2014, 01:14:29 PM »
I cannot stay in a relationship where you are constantly looking back for Jazra to come back to you!
I am sorry but I can't take it.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9069 on: January 30, 2014, 02:54:04 PM »
You know how jealous I can be yet you continue to strut around and pose half dressed. How do you think it makes me feel when other people are undressing you with their eyes?!

You know what? Forget it. As a matter of fact, forget me and keeping doing you. Because we're through!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9070 on: January 30, 2014, 05:51:54 PM »
How dare you? You took everything I was! Everything I will be! Because you took my pickles! Ahh! It's over!

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9071 on: January 30, 2014, 07:05:27 PM »
No matter how I tried, you would never open up to me. Running hot water over your lid, using a towel, tapping along your edges with a knife, you always stayed this closed off jar of pickles as far as I was concerned. So I ran away with the mustard bottle and we're off making little sandwiches together.

Ciao,

Jazra

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9072 on: January 30, 2014, 07:59:48 PM »
You make me feel really special when you squeeze me, but as of late, I can't help but make that embarrassing noise when you wrap your hands around me.  The mustard just doesn't come like it used to.  Tell the little sandwiches I love them, but it's just not the same anymore.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9073 on: January 30, 2014, 09:07:47 PM »
After you came to me, leaving your former lover behind, I thought we were going to be perfect together. You were the mustard and I was the jar of pickles, and wow, what amazing mustard pickles we made together-- just like mama used to make.

But lately, I feel like you're getting distant, like you don't love me anymore. I'll keep your picture on my bedside, love, but I won't be seeing you again unless you make the effort to reach out to me. With regret and love,

Elspeth


(Mustard pickles are, actually, a thing. I've had them. They're good)

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9074 on: January 30, 2014, 09:28:45 PM »
I walked in on you with a pickle...

...

-Corner of Woe complete with vertical lines all down on him- And you wouldn't let me join in... I think we're through.