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Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9025 on: January 03, 2014, 12:39:36 PM »
You love that ball more than me. I bet you draw eyes and lips on it with red lipstick and talk to it all the time behind my back. I hope you two find happiness together.  XD

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9026 on: January 03, 2014, 01:10:43 PM »
Honey, the handpuppet thing is getting a bit old, and I barely have any socks left that don't have a pair of eyes drawn on them. That stuff just doesn't wash off.
It's over...

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9027 on: January 03, 2014, 01:44:07 PM »
I can't take it anymore. All you do is lie there and stare at me. Sure it was nice at first, but we never do anything. I'm leaving you.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9028 on: January 03, 2014, 04:15:31 PM »
I adore you more then life itself....but you look better in skirts then I do!

I just can't deal with the competition. It's over.  ;D

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9029 on: January 03, 2014, 04:19:57 PM »
How can I put this without looking like the Wicked Queen? This morning my mirror told me that you're the fairest, so out you go.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9030 on: January 03, 2014, 04:27:14 PM »
While I love that you like to play the piano topless, I can't believe you did that in front of my parents. We're done.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9031 on: January 06, 2014, 12:25:40 PM »
you love of wearing skirts topless is fine... but not at my companies end of year get together. We're done, oh and you can keep that little black number you like to wear.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9032 on: January 06, 2014, 01:56:50 PM »
If only you enjoyed riding me as much as that pole. Maybe things would be different. I just don't know what to do. I've tried everything. I even wore this kilt to try and entice you. I'm leaving you.

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9033 on: January 06, 2014, 01:59:48 PM »
Chiseled abs, perfectly styled hair, and a wicked sense of fashion! What can I say, you're too perfect for me and I'm perfect for this new guy I met on Facebook, so ciao baby.


Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9034 on: January 06, 2014, 02:02:37 PM »
I took you back after the whole thing with my parents. I was willing to over look that, but I don't know anymore. I think you are obsessed with that piano. Last night you made us have sex on top of it. That wasn't bad, but you yelled out Steinway in the middle of it. And, when I got home today I saw the piano costume you were going to have me wear. I...just...can't...do...it.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9035 on: January 20, 2014, 09:30:17 AM »
No don't want you back, but I will take your sword.  :P

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9036 on: January 20, 2014, 01:12:09 PM »
The first time was fun, a little thrilling even. But, then you did it again and again. It eventually got to a point where you were trying to bite me all the time. Now you just follow me around like a hungry predator. I can't stand it, and honestly fear for my life. I've filed a restraining order against you. Good bye.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9037 on: January 21, 2014, 01:15:52 PM »
I told you we are finished! Now hand over that sword... you'll cut yourself.

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9038 on: January 21, 2014, 01:58:43 PM »
We were in love,
Our days were fun.
But sweet turtle dove
 ‘cause I keep saying
stupid rhyming crap
that makes me puke
when near your being
we’re done once I find a good break up app.


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9039 on: January 21, 2014, 02:36:18 PM »
LOL! ;D

Offline Lazaria

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9040 on: January 21, 2014, 02:52:45 PM »
My dearest Shewolf,

Because of your tendencies that guide you to bite in unwanted places and at unwanted times... we are no more. Do not seek out garcon for my number or the new address especially on nights when the moon's shining in all her glory.

Bitten and nibbled... forever yours,
~Laz. ;D

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9041 on: January 21, 2014, 02:57:00 PM »
Honey, I cannot compete with the 5th fleet....

Offline Lazaria

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9042 on: January 21, 2014, 03:09:16 PM »
My love; the fifth fleet sent their regards. Now do you have a towel for all this before I kick you out? ;D

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9043 on: January 21, 2014, 03:17:27 PM »
My Dearest...It is the job of a swabbie to clean up spent seamen off the deck...Perhaps the gentlemen of the 3rd fleet waiting outside could lend a hand... ;)

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9044 on: January 21, 2014, 05:04:21 PM »
I'm sorry my darling.
But I cannot take you cheating any more, there is photographs of all twelve of them around the bedroom! I should have known I was never enough for you!

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9045 on: January 21, 2014, 05:32:21 PM »
Hey beautiful,

I feel guilty, because our relationship no longer clicks for me. But I wanted to dump you in a classy, elegant style. So I went to this web site that sells a chart on how to break up with your partner. Unfortunately, I couldn't afford the $49.95 fee to get the entire chart. So I'm having to use the example they gave in the free preview.

"I know this is obviously not what you want to hear, but I think our relationship has turned manipulative. I feel like you make feel guilty in order to get the things you want. I also feel like you deflect whenever I try to bring something up. These are not healthy things in a relationship, and I deserve some of the blame for letting them go on for so long. I'm not saying you're a manipulative person; I'm just saying that our relationship has ...

Now, the preview example didn't show the whole thing, but if you can just fill in the rest, I'd be grateful ... babe.

Latez,

Jaz

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9046 on: January 21, 2014, 10:02:22 PM »
Don't turn your back on me Jaz!  Don't do it or I'll leave.  I mean it this time.  That's it.  You and your back are history!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9047 on: January 23, 2014, 08:21:35 PM »
Your monster impression kink is getting creepy. I can't sleep at night anymore. Go find someone else to freak!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9048 on: January 23, 2014, 08:29:43 PM »
I'm tired of being choked. I get it. It really turns you on, but I like breathing. We're done.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9049 on: January 23, 2014, 08:30:50 PM »
'It's been a month since you said you needed space.' 'You and me are ancient history, like the pyramids, Baby!'