I feel guilty, because our relationship no longer clicks for me. But I wanted to dump you in a classy, elegant style. So I went to this web site that sells a chart on how to break up with your partner. Unfortunately, I couldn't afford the $49.95 fee to get the entire chart. So I'm having to use the example they gave in the free preview.
"I know this is obviously not what you want to hear, but I think our relationship has turned manipulative. I feel like you make feel guilty in order to get the things you want. I also feel like you deflect whenever I try to bring something up. These are not healthy things in a relationship, and I deserve some of the blame for letting them go on for so long. I'm not saying you're a manipulative person; I'm just saying that our relationship has ...
Now, the preview example didn't show the whole thing, but if you can just fill in the rest, I'd be grateful ... babe.