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Offline Moraline

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9000 on: December 31, 2013, 01:08:49 PM »
If you spend even one more second waxing that deliciously sensual muscular chest of yours.... *drools*

What was I saying?

Oh yes!  That's right, you spend too much time grooming and not enough time on us. I'm leaving.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9001 on: December 31, 2013, 01:18:40 PM »
You are gorgeous and I can't get enough of that body of yours but you have to stop walking in your sleep and scaring the devil out of me every single night. Since you won't, I must depart with a heavy heart. I hope we can still be friends with benefits. *coughs*

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9002 on: December 31, 2013, 10:11:31 PM »
Are you insane! Look at the man, I want to fall asleep with my lips pressed against those abs. *sigh* You say it's the rules?

Fine! Waves a languid hand and offers a sad stare. "We're broken up."

Happy? 'Cause I am so not.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9003 on: January 01, 2014, 10:43:44 AM »
You always seem to be arguing with yourself, and I have no idea what about. I don't think theres enough room for your personalities and me. goodbye.

Offline DTW

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9004 on: January 01, 2014, 10:46:00 AM »
Bitch , Please. You must have a mental disease thinking we're still dating.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9005 on: January 01, 2014, 01:47:58 PM »
The mask is a deal breaker. Every time we have sex, he has to have the mask on... it's over, have a good life...

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9006 on: January 01, 2014, 10:05:04 PM »
"I see how you always stare moodily to your right, leering at my sister's photo. Next time you want to see panties hit the floor go call her, because I am so out of here."

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9007 on: January 01, 2014, 10:26:26 PM »
It's always the piano this and the piano that. Your fingers grace those keys more than they grace my body, so it is time for me to bid you fair adieu.

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9008 on: January 01, 2014, 10:30:53 PM »
It's always the piano this and the piano that. Your fingers grace those keys more than they grace my body, so it is time for me to bid you fair adieu.

So close to how someone did break up with me, so umm, yeah. We're done.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9009 on: January 01, 2014, 10:32:53 PM »
Ironically I actually LOVE piano music. That and a violin will make me swoon for any man or woman.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9010 on: January 01, 2014, 10:35:19 PM »
You had to climb his mast didn't you? You promised me you wouldn't, and here you are doing it again. I just can't take it anymore. I'm leaving you. :'(

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9011 on: January 01, 2014, 10:36:06 PM »
Ironically I actually LOVE piano music. That and a violin will make me swoon for any man or woman.

Nice! Oh and Chicacookie, we're done baby.
« Last Edit: January 02, 2014, 07:30:53 PM by Jazra »

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9012 on: January 01, 2014, 10:42:14 PM »
That's it. All the blood, sweat, and tears I've given you over the years and all I get is a we're done baby? I thought I meant more to you. By the way, I donated your piano to Goodwill. Now we are through.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9013 on: January 01, 2014, 10:45:54 PM »
Alas poor chichagookie, I knew you well. But now we're over.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9014 on: January 02, 2014, 10:53:09 AM »
You spend all day riding big poles on big ships. I suppose I feel bad for getting you addicted to that, and you're better off without me and my pole.  O:)

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9015 on: January 02, 2014, 10:53:14 AM »
I ain't into pirates. Too much risk for scurvy.


Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9016 on: January 02, 2014, 01:49:31 PM »
I heard how you broke up with that poor pirate! It breaks my heart, you could have offered an orange or Vitamin C. I'm too liberal and sensitive to date a pirate bigot.

Ciao,

J.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9017 on: January 02, 2014, 01:51:47 PM »
I'm too liberal and sensitive to date a pirate bigot bigot. We're done.

Offline Jazra

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9018 on: January 02, 2014, 02:12:05 PM »
Loved how you always brought roses after a fight,
even when you were wrong.
The way you shaved your beard when you were with me,
but grew it back after seeing your mom,
saying you just wanted to please both the ladies in your life.

Remember how I came back from that business trip with chlamydia,
and you told me we could move past my affairs,
and then brought my Azithromycin in the mornings with a sliced up orange,
telling me that you just wanted me to be healthy,
and you would always be there for me.

The time I hacked into your account and sent porn to all your co-workers,
you got fired for sexual harassment,
and had to send out all those resumes, trying to get a job,
but you ended up working at McDonald's,
and said it was fine, because you were going to make shift manager soon.

So it may sound harsh and I get it, really I do, believe me, it's me, not you,
'cause any girl would be lucky to have you,
but toenail clippings in the bed ... again!?
Just saying, put my name on the lease and move out of your apartment,
'because baby, we're over now.
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Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9019 on: January 02, 2014, 02:18:41 PM »
Yeah well....you're...a meanie. So there!

Offline Amelita

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9020 on: January 02, 2014, 03:09:29 PM »
Sorry, I just need more than the bare boned love you have to offer ::)

Offline DTW

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9021 on: January 02, 2014, 03:15:28 PM »
I find sitting in the dark alone to be creepy. Good bye , you creep.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9022 on: January 02, 2014, 05:49:39 PM »
I happen to enjoy sitting in the dark alone. Maybe you're the creep? With your creepy mask and skulking around a cemetery. Plus, I'm just not really into dudes. So this was probably doomed from the start. It's over.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9023 on: January 02, 2014, 11:00:05 PM »
I told you not to wear my stuff. Get out.

Offline Rex33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9024 on: January 03, 2014, 12:52:54 AM »
I'm sorry, but you are just to violent with me. I cant deal with this abuse, if you come after me I'll call the police.