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Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8950 on: November 01, 2013, 05:55:21 PM »
I love this thing we had going, the whole talk online then see each other when possible but its not cutting it for me any more. Your not there enough and I cant deal with it. This is goodbye my darling,

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8951 on: November 01, 2013, 06:34:27 PM »
*throws pictures at you* I caught you. You really think I was stupid enough not to notice you constantly disappearing? You betrayed my trust in you and everything we ever shared. Your bags are at the front door, a taxi is outside, and movers are coming on Friday for all your crap. I don't want an explanation! GET OUT!!

Offline mr username

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8952 on: November 02, 2013, 12:36:17 AM »
When you said you had a surprise for me that isn't something I was expecting. I'm out.

Offline Gallows

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8953 on: November 02, 2013, 04:37:21 AM »
You promised you liked surprises... that's it, it's over.

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8954 on: November 02, 2013, 06:06:32 AM »
I cant take your black and whiteness any more! I like colour!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8955 on: November 02, 2013, 08:35:30 AM »
You said you wanted some colour and excitement in your life. Then I caught you reading 50 Shades of Grey. I'm sorry. We can no longer see each other.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8956 on: November 02, 2013, 09:42:04 AM »
Honey, I can't take your jealous tantrums every time a woman even looks at me. And oh, take your cat with you. I have always hated it!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8957 on: November 02, 2013, 09:48:54 AM »
Honey, I can't take your jealous tantrums every time a woman even looks at me. And oh, take your cat with you. I have always hated it!

(Consarnit! I was hoping to leave the cat behind -_-)

It's not me, it's you. Do you know how much we waste on baby oil for your glistening torso? It's preposterous! The rose coloured glasses have come off, and you're too shiny in the sun. I can't risk blindness. So this is goodbye.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8958 on: November 02, 2013, 09:56:48 AM »
Now I am alright with a little bit of kink, but I can't play George Costanza in the bedroom for you! Here's a number of a well known shrink the city. You need help pronto. Get outta here!

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8959 on: November 02, 2013, 01:46:34 PM »
You pretended to be a chick on the dating site!? NO WAY! I'M OUTTA HERE! I'm telling the dating site too!

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8960 on: November 02, 2013, 02:07:12 PM »
Ugh you just... your too dramatic.
I am outa here.

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8961 on: November 02, 2013, 03:01:59 PM »
You're breaking up with me? Hahaha Check the letter I left you on your dresser. My bags are already packed. See ya!

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8962 on: November 02, 2013, 03:13:11 PM »
Ugh so chiche, cant even break up with me to my face.
Pathetic, you really are.

Get, Out.

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8963 on: November 02, 2013, 03:23:44 PM »
(lol This is fun.)

*Catches you cheating in a hotel room, with a film crew and a detective.* I knew it!!

*changes all the locks and leaves bags outside with a copy of the video tape*

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8964 on: November 02, 2013, 03:28:13 PM »
(lol thats what I thought )

Dude, you made a copy. Something in you liked that ;)

At least they knew how to make me cum, seriously dude it was over long ago.

Offline Shadowclaw

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8965 on: November 02, 2013, 03:33:23 PM »
Nope, the other one was personally delivered to your boyfriends wife. :D SHAZAM!!!

Um.... you forgot to break up with me! For ignoring the rules, I'm breaking up with you! LOL

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8966 on: November 02, 2013, 03:40:53 PM »
Aww thanks babe, made my day now I can fuck her ass well, you are the best EX ever.

Oh and babe learn to read, I said it was over longggg ago. Bye darling,

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8967 on: November 02, 2013, 06:45:23 PM »
darling he may be the best EX ever but he is still better then your untalented mouth so sorry but we are so over.

Offline Rex33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8968 on: November 27, 2013, 03:08:19 AM »
Babe I'm sorry, but I'm just too good for you, you're holding me back from my full potential.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8969 on: November 27, 2013, 03:19:44 AM »
The issue is.. you see, Rex; the issue is your.. name. Every time I see it, all I can think is 'tyrannosaurus'! Like the giant dinosaur lizard thing.

So if I'm trying to think.. ohhhhh sexy, I get a sudden flash of 'tyrannosaurus!' There goes Tokyo.

Though it reminds me of this book on dinosaur porn I saw on Amazon once. :P

So yeah, the point is I have to break up with you. Sooorrrry. ;)

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8970 on: November 27, 2013, 04:58:58 AM »
Sweetheart I love everything about you, I would do anything for you.
But this relationship is too disruptive, I nearly lost my job for it!
We are over before something really bad happens! :'(

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8971 on: November 27, 2013, 12:52:55 PM »
it is always walls and other women with you. I am sorry all of the late night wall leaning and posing has tired me out so it is over so I can finally sleep

Offline Rex33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8972 on: November 28, 2013, 01:16:28 AM »
I don't know why I keep coming back to you, but that was the final straw. We are now done, and we are not getting back together after this. Babe, this is goodbye

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8973 on: November 28, 2013, 03:54:46 AM »
The dinosaur issue just isn't going away. It breaks my heart.

M'dear, there is something else you simply must know. Rex animals exist. They have this strangely tufted fur, and now.. now I keep seeing the dinosaurs in a new light. I mean, c'mon, they have freaking scales, don't they?

*Kisses you goodbye* I'll see you in my dreams... my scaly, furry, strangely-tufted dinosaur dreams.
« Last Edit: November 28, 2013, 04:10:23 AM by AmberStarfire »

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8974 on: November 28, 2013, 03:51:24 PM »
I really do like you but you are too perfect.
Its... I cant stop loving you.
You are perfect, I am not. I see that now.
Goodbye.