See, this is why I'm breaking up with you. 30ft posters are completely unrealistic and creepy! Do you know how much those things cost to print? The ceiling isn't that high, and if you put it widthways, it would be extremely.. surrounding, don't you think? The room isn't that big! What about my 'poster and image collection'? If you're understanding at all, you'll know it must remain where it is. You're neither sharing naked hallway chick nor turning her into a household slave to fulfil my whims and that isn't good.. nor fair, because it's nice to share.
I am afraid I must leave.