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Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8875 on: October 18, 2013, 01:34:30 AM »
O.O You jerk! You broke up with me in a note?! That's fine go, don't come back when betty gets tired of your whining. And don't think to come back to me cause were done!

Oh and PS I'm keeping the flat screen!

Offline ladia2287

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8876 on: October 18, 2013, 01:47:36 AM »
I'm really hurt that you couldn't at least tell me you were the latest centrefold for playboy magazine. Just get out of here, please.

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8877 on: October 18, 2013, 02:15:29 AM »
Well, I was hoping the wall-to-wall poster would be a nice surprise. I guess you're not the right girl for me if you dont enjoy looking at a 30-foot half-naked picture of me the first thing you wake up

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8878 on: October 18, 2013, 04:38:23 AM »
See, this is why I'm breaking up with you. 30ft posters are completely unrealistic and creepy! Do you know how much those things cost to print? The ceiling isn't that high, and if you put it widthways, it would be extremely.. surrounding, don't you think? The room isn't that big! What about my 'poster and image collection'? If you're understanding at all, you'll know it must remain where it is. You're neither sharing naked hallway chick nor turning her into a household slave to fulfil my whims and that isn't good.. nor fair, because it's nice to share.

I am afraid I must leave.
 

Offline Tise

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8879 on: October 18, 2013, 08:52:03 PM »
Hey look there's my ex-girlfriend's house! *Amber says: but that's my house!*  Yeah we're done.  \ ;D /

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8880 on: October 19, 2013, 03:55:22 PM »
In your sig quote, you put 'wonder' instead of 'wander'. In actuality, Tolkien used 'wander' in his quote. This refers to the act of 'walking or moving in a leisurely or aimless way'. I'm afraid I'm going to cut to the chase and break up with you first.

;)  Sooorrry.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8881 on: October 19, 2013, 03:57:51 PM »
You are always on fire, but never because of me. You off!

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8882 on: October 19, 2013, 04:05:59 PM »
Sorry dude, but I think I might be in to chicks. I do love you though! Your like my big brother  ;)

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8883 on: October 19, 2013, 04:14:18 PM »
You told me you liked guys and broke up with me! Its over!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8884 on: October 19, 2013, 04:19:38 PM »
You promised to show me your reverse cowgirl and then chickened out.  We are done, baby!

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8885 on: October 19, 2013, 04:21:03 PM »
I would have if didnt strip for a living, see ya!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8886 on: October 19, 2013, 04:27:25 PM »
One dollar bills everywhere in the house. Can't you at least put them in a box? I am outta here.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8887 on: October 19, 2013, 04:33:02 PM »
At lest their not covered in oil and sweat, fine but the Penguin comes with me. *grabs pet Penpen and walks out*

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8888 on: October 19, 2013, 04:36:13 PM »
I love orange juice but you never buy any because you are allergic to it! I am getting drunk on OJ after you walk out of that door.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8889 on: October 19, 2013, 04:37:57 PM »
Good luck its full of vodka.... oh wait, well nevermind. Your mean so Im glad Im going. :'(

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8890 on: October 19, 2013, 04:42:08 PM »
You are always criticizing my painting! Sure, mine don't look as good as yours but I'll get there some day. See ya!

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8891 on: October 19, 2013, 04:45:12 PM »
You look greasier than my hair does if I don't wash it! Seriously, if you ever learn how the shower works come find me!

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8892 on: October 19, 2013, 04:47:28 PM »
Why are your hands red with blood... Omg wheres Penpen! *hugs her pet* Your hiding some secret from me im not sure I want to know I cant stay anymore....

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8893 on: October 19, 2013, 04:52:31 PM »
You are that girl from Final Destination!? Oh my god, is it me next? No, I don't want to know but I am getting the hell outta here.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8894 on: October 19, 2013, 05:16:36 PM »
Have we ever started? I think there is a mistake here!

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8895 on: October 19, 2013, 05:17:10 PM »
I think your hot, i do, but you never have clothes on and carrying around that towel doesnt count. Going on dates and meeting my friends is so embarrassing, I cant do this anymore. loose the towel or loose me.

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8896 on: October 19, 2013, 05:30:16 PM »
I'm sorry.. I love you I really do but you clearly prefer Zaphod to me and I can't stay here being second best.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8897 on: October 19, 2013, 05:35:02 PM »
Looking for a mistress? Good luck with that. Good bye!

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8898 on: October 19, 2013, 06:11:42 PM »
Wait, why are we still arguing? See this is why we are so toxic together! You keep pulling me in... I need to go, just let me go...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8899 on: October 19, 2013, 06:14:01 PM »
You don't like my bike, do you? What about my hair colour? You kee saying it is cool, but you never go out with me. You are not the man for me. Go away!