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Offline Tise

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8850 on: October 13, 2013, 06:43:18 PM »
Dear man with shrapnel a.k.a Tony Stark,

Sorry but I'm leaving you for J.A.R.V.I.S

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8851 on: October 13, 2013, 06:50:00 PM »
Dear Tise,

I knew it all along. You had been spending way too much time with that gadget. All those excuses about work and your presentation. Lies. I should have left you after all those light nights typing away without a care about my wants and needs. You have broken my heart but I doubt you care now.

I will leave you to J.A.R.V.I.S.

Sincerely

Flower

Offline Tise

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8852 on: October 13, 2013, 06:57:03 PM »
Flower I'm sorry this happened. Trust me I wanted nothing more than to fulfill your needs but the truth is your flower is really a venus fly trap that was extremely hard to please. Even after I gave it my all it still would not let me out. Sorry but after the last time I just could not do it anymore. Big johnny down there started off black. Now he's completely white   :'(.
Sorry but I just can't do it again. I wish the next guy much stamina and luck.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8853 on: October 13, 2013, 08:30:44 PM »
It's not you it's me. I need a real man to take care of my needs and well our girlfriend said you couldn't satisfy her sorry

Offline cptBacon

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8854 on: October 14, 2013, 01:53:42 AM »
Yo Snape, you're cool and all, but, uh, I gotta do something different. Maybe if you didn't sit on the floor so much, things could be different. I'm out.

Offline ladia2287

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8855 on: October 14, 2013, 04:03:04 AM »
Oh God, you and your damned tattoos! They are not cool or attractive Bacon. I think it's about time I found someone else who doesn't feel the need to fill his epidermis with poisonous ink!

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8856 on: October 14, 2013, 04:52:53 AM »
Do you know how hard it is to digest advice about tattoos from a Drew Barrymore lookalike? This is just too much, actually it is the last straw.

Offline ladia2287

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8857 on: October 14, 2013, 05:02:26 AM »
Says the guy who thinks it's a good idea to screw some naked slut in the middle of a corridor.

Just leave. I've had enough of your cheating.

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8858 on: October 14, 2013, 05:05:03 AM »
Ah -gasps aghast- But you were the one who said our relationship needed a little spice. I can't handle these mixed signals.

Offline ladia2287

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8859 on: October 14, 2013, 05:47:30 AM »
I said last night's dinner needed a little spice. Just go already. You've broken my heart.

Offline Tise

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8860 on: October 14, 2013, 03:10:36 PM »
Ladia I just realized that I like asian women......so sorry I'm dumping you.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8861 on: October 14, 2013, 03:22:18 PM »
Tise, I can't handle these stupid blind dates, it was cute for awhile but now I'm breaking with you for someone who has an avatar....

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8862 on: October 14, 2013, 03:30:56 PM »
I cant take the lack of clothes around everyone! Treat me like you want me and I may change my mind. -walks out or something-

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8863 on: October 14, 2013, 04:58:44 PM »
Lack of clothes?! Lack of clothes?! At lest keep your top on when your cheating on me! *waves at you away angry but holding the tears at bay*

Offline Tise

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8864 on: October 14, 2013, 06:46:19 PM »
So I'm a blood and your hair is blue. Yeah this isn't going to work out. Bye

Offline ladia2287

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8865 on: October 14, 2013, 08:02:38 PM »
You're not even approved? I have standards Tise. Bubye.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8866 on: October 14, 2013, 08:09:28 PM »
I dont understand why you had to spend all that money just to look like Drew Barrymore?! This has gotten way out of hand, Im leaving...

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8867 on: October 14, 2013, 08:10:58 PM »
You have too many rules. This isn't going to work

And you just ninja'd me, which is even worse..

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8868 on: October 14, 2013, 08:12:34 PM »
I was fine with you and your hall sluts, but when you called her your pet it was to far so I am leaving you and taking my food with me

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8869 on: October 14, 2013, 08:14:15 PM »
You knew this when we dated, that how I caught you cheating! *Ninja vanish*

You didnt pay for that food! Come back with my ice cream!

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8870 on: October 14, 2013, 08:15:15 PM »
Oh, I was calling you pet, you silly girl. If you can't even understand that, then maybe it is best that we leave...

Ohmigosh, you're an ice-cream freak? I'm an ice-cream freak too. Thats too much freak in one relationship.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8871 on: October 14, 2013, 08:25:36 PM »
Thats right, and I was sharing it with your girlfriend down the hall, she likes her sundaes in bed ;P

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8872 on: October 14, 2013, 08:42:21 PM »
She wasn't my girlfriend. And if you couldn't even figure that out, we're done

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8873 on: October 14, 2013, 09:06:37 PM »
Oh Im sorry, your 'girl' 'friend' 'with benefits' I tend to get those mixed up. ;P It was over five minutes ago...

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8874 on: October 17, 2013, 11:33:10 PM »
Dear Chasseybaby,

I can't live with myself any more. I'm not the straight shooting farmer that you thought I was.  I mean, I'm not like into Bob and Earl or anything.. sheesh, that would be down right freaky and wrong. The Lord would smite me for that kinda stuff... though as I think about it, it *would* be kinda hot if his wife, Betty, was all worked up and got us to fool around with each other before diving into her from both ends... but eh... where was I?  Oh right! I'm leaving you for Betty.

Good bye.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2013, 11:35:35 PM by TaintedAndDelish »