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Offline Galanthor

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8825 on: September 28, 2013, 03:18:41 PM »
You lied to me from the very beginning! You aren't blue! You are no bunny either and you never sparkled for me! I can't take it anymore. :'(

Offline beanhollow

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8826 on: October 05, 2013, 12:32:29 AM »
I've tried my best to love you but... from the beginning I knew there was something off. I thought the spark faded but I realized it was never there to begin with. I'm sorry.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8827 on: October 05, 2013, 03:17:09 PM »
No, your sister can't move in with us! You know I hate her. Since you insist, this is the end of the road. Goodbye!

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8828 on: October 05, 2013, 03:23:04 PM »
I'm sorry I really do not see the need for a fake tan that wrecks my sheet! You are leaving.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8829 on: October 05, 2013, 03:29:18 PM »
So I am supposed to do the laundry while you make out with other women? Yeah right! You can move in with her.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8830 on: October 09, 2013, 08:40:26 AM »
Tired of you teasing and promising that you'll show whats under that cloth and never do. A girl can only take so much. Bye Zaphod.  :P

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8831 on: October 09, 2013, 09:22:22 AM »
How come that awesome llama never writes me anymore?

Offline Scribbles

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8832 on: October 09, 2013, 11:09:26 AM »
I'm a disembodied torso, you're a llama with the head of a pumpkin, it was just never meant to be...

Offline ladia2287

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8833 on: October 09, 2013, 12:58:38 PM »
Look, you keep on hugging that 'imaginary friend' of yours, but when I'm around you never want to show me any kind of affection at all! Here's your keys back. I'm moving in with the hot chick next door. At least she knows how to make me feel wanted!

Offline CharlotteBelle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8834 on: October 10, 2013, 06:29:03 PM »
I just can't handle that look you always give me. I feel like I'm under constant scrutiny. I didn't do anything wrong! We're done. We're just...done.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8835 on: October 12, 2013, 10:14:00 PM »
Charlotte,

I feel like I hardly know you. You popped up out of nowhere and changed my life, but I wasn't ready. This whirlwind thing we've had together; it's just not good for me. I can't be a part of it any longer. I need to quit you. I need to be done.

Goodbye for good,
cptBacon

Offline Tise

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8836 on: October 12, 2013, 10:54:54 PM »
Soo according to my doctor I'm allergic to bacon and this relationship will be the death of me..............so you are now single. K bye \  XD /

Offline Hue Ran

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8837 on: October 12, 2013, 11:01:20 PM »
"E doesn't approve of you soooo, neither do I."

Offline Tise

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8838 on: October 12, 2013, 11:03:32 PM »
Hue I like you but.....my girl friend doesn't

Offline Hue Ran

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8839 on: October 12, 2013, 11:05:25 PM »
"Tise, to be blunt....... I just don't like you. Not to mention your a guy. I just can't be with you."

lmao

Offline Tise

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8840 on: October 12, 2013, 11:08:09 PM »
Lol what starts with s and rhymes with mingle?

Offline Hue Ran

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8841 on: October 12, 2013, 11:14:12 PM »
Tise I find you humorous, however even so I must ask you to get THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Offline Tise

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8842 on: October 12, 2013, 11:16:31 PM »
Hue I'm leaving you. You can have the house but just know that I forgot to pay the mortgage.

Offline Hue Ran

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8843 on: October 12, 2013, 11:19:36 PM »
That's okay luckily I didn't forget to pay the insurance on the house.

*lights the house on fire and then walks away with the insurance money*

"Either way you get nothing. Cause I'm the man and your boy."

Offline CharlotteBelle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8844 on: October 13, 2013, 12:24:35 AM »
Hue,

I hope you didn't leave Tise because of me. It's just not right between us. I mean...bacon is so hot. I just...i can't do this. I need the bacon. Goodbye.

Charlie

Offline ladia2287

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8845 on: October 13, 2013, 10:11:22 AM »
Sorry Charlotte, I thought I might be into girls, but it turns out I'm not. By morning I'll be gone.

Offline Chaosengine

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8846 on: October 13, 2013, 10:19:33 AM »
Ladia,

Dressing me as a moose and turning me loose into the Canadian wilderness with a target on my rear-end was just going too far.

Goodbye!

Love, Man with many bullet holes.

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8847 on: October 13, 2013, 10:20:11 AM »
Dear Chaosengine

I cannot take you scaring me everytime I come to see you!

It is over!

Offline CharlotteBelle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8848 on: October 13, 2013, 10:22:57 AM »
Saphire,

I cannot believe you shared those photos we took all over the web. My mother saw them. I've never been so embarrassed. We're done. I'm leaving you.

Charlie

Offline Chaosengine

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8849 on: October 13, 2013, 10:27:04 AM »
Dear Charlotte,

The bomb in my sock drawer crossed the line!

Farewell forever!

Man with shrapnel.