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Offline ladia2287

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8800 on: September 18, 2013, 12:48:42 AM »
You always were too cowardly to come out and say what you were thinking. I'm tired of putting together cryptic clues to figure out what you want! The wedding is off!

Offline Snapespersephone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8801 on: September 18, 2013, 12:50:09 AM »
look I was all about you and then well I just can't see your face anymore so please just get out

Offline HannibalBarca

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8802 on: September 18, 2013, 01:00:50 AM »
Baby, as sexy as your legs are, you're about as sharp as a box of rocks...you can't walk yourself with your own leash.

Consider me done and gone. 

Offline ladia2287

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8803 on: September 18, 2013, 01:42:53 AM »
Honestly honey, how many times do I have to tell you to get a haircut? Just give me back my keys and get out of my house!

Offline TeacupTwink

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8804 on: September 18, 2013, 03:20:32 PM »
..You're a girl - this just isn't going to work.  ::)

Offline ladia2287

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8805 on: September 18, 2013, 04:36:08 PM »
Stop looking so smug. Newsflash; you're just not hot enough for me.

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8806 on: September 18, 2013, 04:39:27 PM »
You're cute and all... but just to much sugar and not enough spice if you get my drift  ;)

Offline Blythe

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8807 on: September 18, 2013, 07:19:43 PM »
I'm afraid we can't be together, saphireMARIE. I am eloping with your evil cloned twin--emeraldMARIE!  :-X

*cue dramatic soap opera music at the appearance of a sudden evil twin!*

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8808 on: September 18, 2013, 08:38:42 PM »
It's over, Blythe.  I can't deal with your multiple personalities.  It's not you, it's you. 

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8809 on: September 18, 2013, 08:43:51 PM »
Belle,

I dug the whole priests and nun thing and even the horsey costumes and role reversal. I actually like that part the most. But ever since the day that you got us arrested for that public stunt involving non-human strapons, gasping
strangers, and live crickets, I've had a change of heart.

Good luck with your freaky pursuits, my dear. We're through.



Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8810 on: September 18, 2013, 09:37:53 PM »
It's the 'and'.  I just can't handle both.

Offline Kichita

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8811 on: September 22, 2013, 02:42:51 PM »
Is it "I" before "e" or the other way around?  I can't marry a man whose name I can't spell... Would I be Mistress Mischeif or Mischief?  I don't need a ring, I need spell check!

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8812 on: September 22, 2013, 02:45:40 PM »
I cannot take not knowing what you look like. This relationship was done before we said yes darling.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8813 on: September 28, 2013, 11:42:44 AM »
I can't be with a woman who has no control over her hair! Goodbye, Marie.

Offline annarose

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8814 on: September 28, 2013, 11:45:32 AM »
just leaving you for no reason. goodbye.

Offline RedPhoenix

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8815 on: September 28, 2013, 11:46:17 AM »
I heard about how you left Zaphod. I can't be with someone so cavalier with other people's hearts.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8816 on: September 28, 2013, 12:03:46 PM »
What do you mean you wrecked the Porsche!? Alright, I am done with you.

Offline Mercedes

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8817 on: September 28, 2013, 12:35:09 PM »
I can't stay with someone with tighter abs then mine....bye

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8818 on: September 28, 2013, 12:38:40 PM »
I cannot stay with somebody who looks bored with everything I say!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8819 on: September 28, 2013, 12:41:00 PM »
I know white's your favorite color but wearing it everyday? I need a bit of variety.

Offline RedPhoenix

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8820 on: September 28, 2013, 12:41:47 PM »
Look I am sick of you coming to bed without washing all the oil off of your chest. I have slid off onto the floor for the last time! We are through!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8821 on: September 28, 2013, 12:46:22 PM »
I know you love to sing but I can't stand the torture any more. I am outta here.

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8822 on: September 28, 2013, 01:11:48 PM »
I cannot take all that fucking oil. Its like I could use you to cook my fucking chips. The door is that way. -points dramatically to door-

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8823 on: September 28, 2013, 01:16:44 PM »
Listen, I know you think you were abducted by aliens and experimented upon but this madness has got to stop. I don't want to hear about those weird experiments any more. -Packs bags and leaves- Goodbye Marie!

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8824 on: September 28, 2013, 02:04:59 PM »
You are HOT, I get it! But how many *@%* showers are you gonna take a day! Jeezzz! My water bill is through the roof! It's over Zaphod! OVER!