Dear Finite True,
You may have noticed the absence of my stuff - the television, the hand cuffs, my clothes, our horse porn dvd set ( All 13 discs ) that we got from Kelly and Alex next door. I need to get out and explore my ... other side. You know, the shameful dark side I told you about last Christmas? Yeah... THAT dark side. Well, I made a start - you could say that I acquired some new baggage, if you know what I mean. Funny, the best deals always come in times of crisis. Ironic eh?
Sloppy red kisses, mascara tears and muffled screams,