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Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 342896 times)

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Offline LordHarketh193

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8700 on: August 04, 2013, 09:45:09 PM »
Well what can i say...

Your not my type, i prefer the dominate yet submissive ones.
Your not loyal.
Your not even intrested in anything i talk to you about, unless its bed related.
You never phone after 8.
You never call me love.
You never say those three words i long to hear.
And your so far up your own arse i think you've lost all sight of what you really want.
You know the tree outside i cut it down because you loved it more than me.
The flowers i destroyed because you spent too much time with them.
I was jellous because you never gave me time.

Now you've lost everything.
You should change your name to homless and a prideful man.
Your bags outside get gone.

Offline Finite True

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8701 on: August 04, 2013, 10:57:28 PM »
*tosses a boulder at LordHarketh193* Here hold this for a moment while I find another lover.

Offline Amelita

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8702 on: August 04, 2013, 11:30:46 PM »
-sighs-  it's the hair. I'm sorry, I can't stand it. I wake up with it wrapped around my head, it's just all over the damn place! Feels like I'm dating cousin It sometimes. I liked the boots, but... Ya know, it's just not working out.

Online TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8703 on: August 05, 2013, 03:27:54 AM »
Our zodiac signs do not match. You off!

Offline Finite True

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8704 on: August 05, 2013, 11:56:31 AM »
Sorry, but you just haven't been up to par in the sparring room. You'll need to find a girlfriend from your own world.

Online TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8705 on: August 05, 2013, 12:29:51 PM »
You are so kind that I cannot live with you. Sorry, you off!

Offline LordHarketh193

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8706 on: August 05, 2013, 05:59:06 PM »
well lets just say i don't like the clingy ones.
YOU OFF!.

Offline annarose

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8707 on: August 05, 2013, 07:00:01 PM »
Too old fashioned for my taste...sorry.

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8708 on: August 05, 2013, 07:04:15 PM »
Oh, Sweet Annarose!

You're too good for me! I'm lazy and talentless and moody and you are soft and sweet and dedicated. And that's why, by the time you read this note, I will have gone.

Your smooth legs will be on my mind forever.

I'll miss you,

Love - SpiralSpider

Offline Finite True

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8709 on: August 05, 2013, 07:53:44 PM »
Look at the bright side. If we both get amnesia, we can have a second first date.

Offline Arianabelle1

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8710 on: August 05, 2013, 09:20:18 PM »
If we both get amnesia?! That would be the greatest way to forget you! How do you catch this amnesia? ;D

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8711 on: August 05, 2013, 09:21:37 PM »
All this talk of amnesia is making my head spin. I can't take your talking like that.

Offline Finite True

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8712 on: August 05, 2013, 09:30:42 PM »
Your head spins a lot. When it stops, look me up again and maybe we can start this over.

Offline Arianabelle1

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8713 on: August 05, 2013, 09:38:17 PM »
Start what over? Your crazy little mind games? I refuse!

Offline ArtemisHighmore

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8714 on: August 06, 2013, 01:30:50 AM »
As much fun as we have had together, I just don't see this relationship going much further. I am sorry but I need more in my life.

Offline Undeniable Sin

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8715 on: August 06, 2013, 04:46:48 AM »
I love the fun we've had but I just can't sit and soak any longer. I'm a prune as it is! I have to move on to drier pastures.

Offline Finite True

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8716 on: August 06, 2013, 04:55:26 AM »
Sorry, but you're too dry for me.

Online TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8717 on: August 06, 2013, 05:38:44 AM »
I am vegetarian, I dont like meat. Sorry, your wife reminds me of crimes against the animals. Off!

Offline annarose

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8718 on: August 08, 2013, 12:31:15 PM »
Sorry, I only date guys who wear pants.

Offline acdc017

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8719 on: August 08, 2013, 09:43:13 PM »
well sorry but u dont seduce me anymore bye

Offline LordHarketh193

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8720 on: August 11, 2013, 02:40:54 PM »
if you had a sister and a dog i'd choose the dog.

*leans in to kiss*
I gotta go

*runs off*
(as captian jack sparrow puts it XP)


Offline RavenBlackmoon

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8721 on: August 11, 2013, 02:49:55 PM »
It's not you. It's me. But mostly you. XP

Offline LordHarketh193

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8722 on: August 11, 2013, 03:00:27 PM »
(XP i'll use that one day)

I'm sorry but i'm leaving you...
for your brother

(it was on a toothpaste advert today XP)

Offline RavenBlackmoon

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8723 on: August 11, 2013, 03:44:04 PM »
(Nice one!)

Oh.. I'm sorry.. I thought you WERE my brother..

(Sorry, couldn't resist..)

Offline LordHarketh193

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8724 on: August 11, 2013, 04:24:37 PM »
(Dun dun dun! XP couldn't help it)

Well...I'll leave you for your farther then.

(XP it was on a youtube gamers video XP)