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The Elliquian Herald & Post
Issue 74 (Autumn) ~ August thru October 2017

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Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 336202 times)

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Offline cptBacon

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8650 on: July 08, 2013, 01:38:50 AM »
Erika,

I know you've been hopelessly in love with me this past year, but I'm afraid I need to end this. This freebird needs to fly.

Catch you on the flipside,
-cptBacon

Offline Snapespersephone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8651 on: July 08, 2013, 02:27:27 AM »
Bacon,
I know you think because I let you build a fort in my tree it means we are togheter. I just wanted a fort hun."
Snapes

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8652 on: July 08, 2013, 03:27:02 AM »
Dear Snap,

I know this might sound kinda f-ed up, but you complete me in every way. You've satisfied my each and every desire, you've completely blown me away. I have nothing left to desire; I am jaded beyond belief. My urges and cravings are gone. I can't stand it. I need to let you go so I can hunger once again. Good bye.

Taint.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8653 on: July 09, 2013, 07:11:13 AM »
Tainted I'm afraid to go to sleep. You hold that knife closer than you hold me. I have to go so that I can catch up on my sleep and while I will miss you I will not miss that knife.

Bye babe.

Offline Rapt Attention

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8654 on: July 09, 2013, 07:18:06 AM »
Xandi my love.....we are never breaking up..but we might need to move to NYC to party down with Mr.B! I loves you!!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8655 on: July 09, 2013, 12:02:08 PM »
Rapt darling, you know that I love you but I can't be with you like this anymore. You deserve more than just platonic. ;)

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8656 on: July 09, 2013, 04:53:36 PM »
Nic...I know you told me this day would one day come, but I can't live my life wondering "when" so I'm going to do us both the favor and walk on out, you can keep the cat, but I want my clutch back!

Offline TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8657 on: July 12, 2013, 11:43:43 PM »
I tried to be nice to you but you played the bitch. I have someone else wanting me. I do not need you. OFF!

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8658 on: July 12, 2013, 11:48:20 PM »
Tell your daddy I said hi.

Offline Snapespersephone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8659 on: July 13, 2013, 12:01:30 AM »
"My Daddy said you have weird sores and he never touched you, so I am sorry but Daddy and I voted you out of the house."

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8660 on: July 13, 2013, 01:03:04 AM »
"My Daddy said you have weird sores"

LOL!

Goddamit, I've had it. Pack your backs and stand by the door. Your new owner will arrive shortly.

Offline Vain

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8661 on: July 13, 2013, 01:06:56 AM »
I don't do humans....get out!

Offline Arundir

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8662 on: July 14, 2013, 10:40:48 AM »
Well, apart from the fact that I don't date guys, I'm sick of you pressing the toothpaste tube in the middle... we are done!

Offline annarose

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8663 on: July 14, 2013, 11:05:24 AM »
Whatever, I like pressing the toothpaste tube in the middle.
...you snore in your sleep anyways. Keeping me awake at night.

*walks out the door*

Offline GamerGirl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8664 on: July 14, 2013, 11:09:23 AM »
Annarose,

I'm sorry but I'm moving to Jupiter next week and there isn't enough room for two stowaways on the spacecraft.

Offline Vain

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8665 on: July 14, 2013, 07:22:47 PM »
im sorry you look like a man and im into girls..... go shave your face

Offline annarose

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8666 on: July 14, 2013, 07:41:30 PM »
i am sorry, i don't think i can date men prettier than me. here's some makeup remover.

Offline Snapespersephone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8667 on: July 14, 2013, 07:44:54 PM »
I am sorry but the voices in my head say you talk about me behind my back so get out now.

Offline GamerGirl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8668 on: July 14, 2013, 07:47:01 PM »
I'm sorry but the voices in my head talk to the voices in your head all night and I can't get any sleep, I'll send for my things

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8669 on: July 14, 2013, 08:02:04 PM »
I'm done... See you at school.

Offline annarose

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8670 on: July 14, 2013, 08:04:13 PM »
i'm sorry, i am transferring schools. there might be hotter people there. we're through.

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8671 on: July 14, 2013, 08:07:01 PM »
Please don't go...just kidding your totally not worth the hassle.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8672 on: July 15, 2013, 12:24:22 AM »
Erika, our time together has meant more to me than anything else I've ever experienced. I've really come to know what life and love mean thanks to you. You will forever be a part of me, but I feel I need to move on. I need to be out in the wide world, experiencing what I can. I know I can't take you with me any longer on my journey, and I don't want to hold myself back. I must leave you now, my dear sweet Erika. Before I go, could you remind me - is your sister still single?

Offline Vain

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8673 on: July 15, 2013, 03:20:15 AM »
YOU GAVE ME CRABS!  * Slams door*

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8674 on: July 15, 2013, 04:31:44 AM »
And YOU gave ME crabs! But that's not why I'm dumping you. Ooooh no. I can live with having the itch, having to buy special shampoo at the local pharmacy and going *bald*, but I just can't get past you leaving the toilet without flushing it. Were through!