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Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8625 on: June 10, 2013, 03:40:38 PM »
Dear Batman,

I saw those nasty things you did with The Boy Wonder...

We're done.

No, no. It's not me. It's you.

Randall.

Offline auroraChloe

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8626 on: June 10, 2013, 04:16:48 PM »
Dearest Randall,

we both know that is not tarnish on your suit of armor. 
i cannot be with a man who is unable - or unwilling - to buff away the evidence.

simply,

chloe

Offline beanhollow

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8627 on: June 10, 2013, 05:26:26 PM »
My sweet sweet AuroraChloe...

You were the love of my life. I wanted to spend my whole life with you, but something has come up. I letter has come for me and I must leave immediately for a secret mission. I'm sorry I couldn't see you in person to tell you this but my plane is scheduled to fly out in three hours. Maybe when the world is safe again we can be together.

Offline Loky

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8628 on: June 10, 2013, 05:30:43 PM »
Dear beanhollow,

I'm deeply sorry but I'm forced to break up with you. I know we had our fight last few months, and I think it would be best if we part ways. It is difficult to rekindle the flames we once had, now that all the flames we are exchanging isn't in the bedroom but in words.

Best Wishes,
Loky

Offline Moraline

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8629 on: June 10, 2013, 06:39:28 PM »
I tried to make it work but it's just not happening. You're all pew pew headshot and I'm all stabby stabby assassin. We just have different play styles. There's no way our relationship can last. Good luck on your clan interview next week. By the way, I'm keeping the console. Laterz.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8630 on: June 10, 2013, 06:49:56 PM »
Ahhhh Moraline,

What can I say but you never bring a knife to a gunfight, love.

I mean, really who does that? Stabby stabby.


Catch ya later sweets,
Randy

PS
I'm cancelling my cable subscriptions - you'll have to get yer own


Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8631 on: June 10, 2013, 07:03:56 PM »
Dear Randy,

I'm not digging the Moraline tattoo on your chest.  You said you were getting rid of it!!!  Something tells me you aren't over her - so, let's just call this what it is - OVER.

(No longer) Yours,
Belle

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8632 on: June 10, 2013, 07:08:38 PM »
Belle, my lovely Belle,

I was digging the whole thing. I mean the long talks, the cuddle time, the rampant sex. It was great.
Right up until you invited me to the beach house. When I showed up and your husband was there trying to bugger me...

I just... Yeah.

I know they say don't knock it 'til you tried it and all that, but a little warning would have been nice.

Keep the stuff I bought ya. I mean you can't return a chia pet anyway, right?

~Randall.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8633 on: June 10, 2013, 07:15:50 PM »
Randall,

You're obsessed with Jeffrey.  I feel like you're choosing him over me.  Not cool. 

Goodbye,
Belle

Offline cptBacon

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8634 on: June 10, 2013, 08:07:54 PM »
Belle,

We had fun, you became overly attached, I have to move on.

No hard feelings,

cptBacon

Offline Rapt

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8635 on: June 10, 2013, 08:17:32 PM »
Capt Bacon,


      I really like to lick you. But that is part of the problem, I am constantly finding bacon grease stains on everything. And well..you are ruining my good shirts..all the time. Sorry.....good luck.


                      Rapt

Offline Deamonbane

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8636 on: June 10, 2013, 08:36:28 PM »
Just too damn hot... fuck this, I ain't breaking up with you...

Offline Xandi

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8637 on: June 12, 2013, 07:31:43 AM »
Deamonbane I wish we could stay together forever but I just don't think it is working out. Your stamina is......just to much for me. I enjoy long lovemaking sessions like anyone else but I sometimes like a quickie and well while you pleasure me for hours and hours I just need some rest now. Please forgive me and call me for a quickie anytime.

Bye now.

Offline Loky

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8638 on: June 12, 2013, 10:00:03 AM »
Dear Xandi,

I'm bitterly, bitterly disappointed it has to end like this, with nothing more than a few hundred word message. You have meant so much, yet I need to end it, abruptly to say at least. We had good time, however, I need to move on, to evolve. Unfortunately your behaviour is becoming a bit of a problem, but don't worry, you'll find someone else.

Best wishes,
Loky

Offline inflatetress

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8639 on: June 12, 2013, 04:31:45 PM »
Dear Loki,

I caught you looking up another girl's....well....I got you to do that to me!!  And don't even try using that "I'm a robot" thing again...it's over.

P.S.  A brunette...really?

Powering down,
Inflatetress

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8640 on: June 12, 2013, 11:04:46 PM »
Look.... I feel like I just don't even know who you are...so I am going to have to call things off. My apologies.

Offline Rapt

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8641 on: June 13, 2013, 01:22:12 AM »
Artemis my love,
    I just can't do it anymore...the flowing dark locks, the broad muscular chest, the rather sizable....sword...It is so overwhelming. I struggle to keep up and the women...oh by the gods how they fall at your feet. It is too much for me, the green eyed monster takes over every time! I am sorry my darling...

                  Good luck on finding the perfect fainting damsel to your hero,

                                                                          Rapt

Offline Dasheva Blackheart

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8642 on: June 13, 2013, 02:25:01 PM »
Remember that trip to the tattoo shop? I got the black heart painted onto my back. The whole time I was wondering why I was going through with all that pain. You told me to suck it up. You pushed me to finish what I started. I looked at the markings on your body. That white tank top did nothing to hide your art from me. That is a day I'll always remember. It was my favorite time with you.

Rapt, my love . . . There isn't an easy way to put this. Simply because I care so much for you. I feel we click in many ways. But I'm packing up my things. I'm leaving the state and I don't know if I will ever be back. I wish I could take you with me, really I do. But before you, all I had was the lone, endless nights of painting and drawing. Dancing and writing. Cooking and singing. I'll always be a slave to art. So, because I can't put you first- I think its best if we part ways.

Offline LordHarketh193

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8643 on: June 18, 2013, 02:37:02 PM »
Dasheva BlackHeart,

I remember all those times we took the dogs out to the zoo, the park and the nature reserve.
But that day you looked at another made me think.

I guess you never thought I'd find the evidence of your betrayal.
I have and now its time to walk all over you.

I wash my hands of you Siren of Death and broken hearts,

Rest with your slippery snake kind,

Harketh

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8644 on: June 19, 2013, 05:53:01 PM »
Oh my dearest Lord, I have to leave you because your glory is just to much to stand next to.
When I have grown in self worth I will still not be worthy of you.

Please call me for a quickie anytime but our relationship has to end so that I can find the slob
I'm suppose to be with. Thanks and see ya.


Offline Haven

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8645 on: June 19, 2013, 06:32:57 PM »
Dear Xandi:

I can no longer give my heart and soul to a redhead.  I wish you all the best.

All my love,

Haven

P.S.  I need my Emma Stone poster back now.

Offline LordHarketh193

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8646 on: June 19, 2013, 06:34:36 PM »
Haven,

your name tells lies as such you do too.
You've betrayed me and now i betray you.

Its over, go too the other you love.

I'm sorry but i'm all done.

Harketh.

Offline AMessOfADreamer

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8647 on: June 19, 2013, 07:31:46 PM »
Lord Harketh,
I love you more than words...but I love justice more than you. And as much as I want to enjoy being your Lady, this feudal system is futile. I have to believe in a world where the serfs can make their own choices, where people like us don't own it all. And if I believe it, I have to work for it, and I know I can't go against everything you believe under your roof. I'll see you on the battlefield, my love.
Fondly,
Mess

Offline cptBacon

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8648 on: June 19, 2013, 11:14:05 PM »
My Dear Mess,

The stars have failed to align at the right time, so I'm afraid our love cannot be. You will always have a place in my heart and a notch on my bedpost.

Love,
Your one and only cptBacon

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8649 on: June 20, 2013, 05:23:57 AM »
Dear CptBacon,

My ass is an utter and complete wreck. I can barely walk. Its so bruised and swollen, that when I take my shorts off, I look like a freaking mandrill. I can't live like this any more. I'm sorry, we're through.