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Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8625 on: June 20, 2013, 05:23:57 AM »
Dear CptBacon,

My ass is an utter and complete wreck. I can barely walk. Its so bruised and swollen, that when I take my shorts off, I look like a freaking mandrill. I can't live like this any more. I'm sorry, we're through.


Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8626 on: June 20, 2013, 06:39:14 AM »
Dear T & D,
As -endearing- as the whole branding thing is...I'm gonna suggest we just make this easy and wish each other well.  Don't be a stranger, buh bye.

Offline Aislinn

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8627 on: June 20, 2013, 11:37:57 AM »
Dear Jeffrey,

I adore you....but I am tired of hearing about Belle. It's Belle this and Belle that. In fact, you talk about Belle so much and often, making her sound like a goddess, that I think I need to switch my devotion to her instead. I know you'll understand...

The newest Belle worshiper,

Aislinn

Offline LordHarketh193

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8628 on: June 20, 2013, 02:22:10 PM »
Aislinn,

I have never met a siren but in all our time together i now know what that phase means.
I'm sorry but i won't be another man in your net and another notch in your belt or your many partners.
Its time we ended this crazy love.

I'm going to always love you deep deep down but i can not be with you any longer.

Your old man,

Harketh

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8629 on: July 08, 2013, 01:14:33 AM »
Its time that I dated somebody more, my age. I like the whole Sean Connery thing you've got going and all but I like going out, having fun and being able to do stuff. Having to sit at home all day cause you're to tired or your back hurts to bad is a real buzz kill. Pushing you in a wheel chair at Disney Land isn't fun anymore and to be honest, your Grey back hair is kinda gross. I'm sorry but I've gotta go.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8630 on: July 08, 2013, 01:38:50 AM »
Erika,

I know you've been hopelessly in love with me this past year, but I'm afraid I need to end this. This freebird needs to fly.

Catch you on the flipside,
-cptBacon

Offline Snapespersephone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8631 on: July 08, 2013, 02:27:27 AM »
Bacon,
I know you think because I let you build a fort in my tree it means we are togheter. I just wanted a fort hun."
Snapes

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8632 on: July 08, 2013, 03:27:02 AM »
Dear Snap,

I know this might sound kinda f-ed up, but you complete me in every way. You've satisfied my each and every desire, you've completely blown me away. I have nothing left to desire; I am jaded beyond belief. My urges and cravings are gone. I can't stand it. I need to let you go so I can hunger once again. Good bye.

Taint.

Offline Xandi

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8633 on: July 09, 2013, 07:11:13 AM »
Tainted I'm afraid to go to sleep. You hold that knife closer than you hold me. I have to go so that I can catch up on my sleep and while I will miss you I will not miss that knife.

Bye babe.

Offline Rapt Attention

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8634 on: July 09, 2013, 07:18:06 AM »
Xandi my love.....we are never breaking up..but we might need to move to NYC to party down with Mr.B! I loves you!!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8635 on: July 09, 2013, 12:02:08 PM »
Rapt darling, you know that I love you but I can't be with you like this anymore. You deserve more than just platonic. ;)

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8636 on: July 09, 2013, 04:53:36 PM »
Nic...I know you told me this day would one day come, but I can't live my life wondering "when" so I'm going to do us both the favor and walk on out, you can keep the cat, but I want my clutch back!

Offline TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8637 on: July 12, 2013, 11:43:43 PM »
I tried to be nice to you but you played the bitch. I have someone else wanting me. I do not need you. OFF!

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8638 on: July 12, 2013, 11:48:20 PM »
Tell your daddy I said hi.

Offline Snapespersephone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8639 on: July 13, 2013, 12:01:30 AM »
"My Daddy said you have weird sores and he never touched you, so I am sorry but Daddy and I voted you out of the house."

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8640 on: July 13, 2013, 01:03:04 AM »
"My Daddy said you have weird sores"

LOL!

Goddamit, I've had it. Pack your backs and stand by the door. Your new owner will arrive shortly.

Offline Vain

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8641 on: July 13, 2013, 01:06:56 AM »
I don't do humans....get out!

Offline Arundir

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8642 on: July 14, 2013, 10:40:48 AM »
Well, apart from the fact that I don't date guys, I'm sick of you pressing the toothpaste tube in the middle... we are done!

Offline annarose

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8643 on: July 14, 2013, 11:05:24 AM »
Whatever, I like pressing the toothpaste tube in the middle.
...you snore in your sleep anyways. Keeping me awake at night.

*walks out the door*

Offline GamerGirl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8644 on: July 14, 2013, 11:09:23 AM »
Annarose,

I'm sorry but I'm moving to Jupiter next week and there isn't enough room for two stowaways on the spacecraft.

Offline Vain

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8645 on: July 14, 2013, 07:22:47 PM »
im sorry you look like a man and im into girls..... go shave your face

Offline annarose

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8646 on: July 14, 2013, 07:41:30 PM »
i am sorry, i don't think i can date men prettier than me. here's some makeup remover.

Offline Snapespersephone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8647 on: July 14, 2013, 07:44:54 PM »
I am sorry but the voices in my head say you talk about me behind my back so get out now.

Offline GamerGirl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8648 on: July 14, 2013, 07:47:01 PM »
I'm sorry but the voices in my head talk to the voices in your head all night and I can't get any sleep, I'll send for my things

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8649 on: July 14, 2013, 08:02:04 PM »
I'm done... See you at school.