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Offline Songbird

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8500 on: February 18, 2013, 08:51:31 PM »
Dear Proud Geek,

I'm sorry to have to tell you this by letter, but it's just not going to work between us. Don't get me wrong, I care about you deeply, but I just can't take that stetson hat anymore. In the beginning I thought it was cute, but when you refused to make love unless you were wearing it, I knew something was wrong. I need a fun, kind, geeky man, not a fun, kind, geeky man with a hat fixation. I'll be gone by the time you read this. I've included the phone number of a good therapist, and I've taken the cat with me. Farewell, and may you someday find it within yourself to set your hat on fire.

Songbird

Offline Falstaff

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8501 on: February 18, 2013, 08:55:23 PM »
Birdy,

I am breaking up with you only to have make up sex...my God!  If it is anything like what we had before...this should be awesome!

I will be at the hotel, the key to the room is in your pocket.

Fals

Offline Songbird

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8502 on: February 20, 2013, 12:25:24 AM »
Falstaff,

Of all the stupid reasons to break up! I an disgusted and appalled! We're through!

Found the key. Meet you at 6. Don't forget the ropes!

Birdy

Offline Devil's Advocate

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8503 on: February 20, 2013, 10:16:18 AM »
Songbird,

The past few months with you have lifted me to heights I have never known.  Perhaps it was because we both were approved around the same time on E.  I just kept wanting to experience that feeling over and over again.  But now, birdy, you have flown to others.  You have neglected me.  You have caused me to fall from those heights that I have known with you.

As a result, I have no choice but find a nice succubus to cuddle up with from now on.  I hope you have found whatever you're looking for but the two of us will be coming for your soul soon.

Sincerely,

DA

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8504 on: February 20, 2013, 07:23:25 PM »
Counsel,
You stole that client from me, filed a motion late, and I caught you with the judge.  It's over.
Elina

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8505 on: February 21, 2013, 06:55:04 PM »
(LMFAO @ Elina)

Elina,

I always heard that more of a good thing could not be a bad thing.  However, another attorney with me is one too many for the world.  In fact, I've come to the conclusion that it can only lead to constant arguments and while that might be rather stimulating in a courtroom, it is not in the bedroom.  So, we'll have to part and, oh, by the way, that million dollar client that walked in the door is mine, not yours.  See you in court.  :P

DA

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8506 on: February 28, 2013, 09:10:26 AM »
Court and lawyers....I talking about sun and warm breezes on hot glistening skin. Cool tropical drinks served to me on while I lay on the hot sand. Oh no it is not going to work out, I have to find a more accommodating mate...indeed.

Offline Trouble1

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8507 on: February 28, 2013, 09:21:17 AM »
Summer,

We are never ever ever... get back together.

Offline Aislinn

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8508 on: February 28, 2013, 10:01:12 AM »
Tib -

I found someone who has a bigger sword than you...

-Aislinn

Offline Galanthor

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8509 on: February 28, 2013, 01:21:54 PM »
Aislinn,
I'm not ready to wear a crown that matches yours yet, so i'll have to break up.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8510 on: February 28, 2013, 02:36:52 PM »
Galanthor,

I don't like my face pinched like that....so sorry. Besides, you know I look better in the crown.

Offline Moraline

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8511 on: February 28, 2013, 04:52:44 PM »
I'm breaking up with you.

There can be only one princess!  ...*queues Highlander theme music*

Princes(s') Of the Universe - Queen

Offline Galanthor

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8512 on: February 28, 2013, 04:55:25 PM »
I can't live with you decapicating princesses, it's over

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8513 on: March 01, 2013, 08:45:12 AM »
I am sorry, but I my season is  soon going to be upon me, and I will be spending all my  time on my beach, and my nights prowling the boardwalk. So  it is for the best I take care of getting rid of all entanglements now, so as not to ruin my new beginning for the up coming season. You do understand I am sure...we go through this each year...see you  in the fall, love.

Offline Falstaff

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8514 on: March 02, 2013, 09:15:47 PM »
Summer,  I adore you and would do anything for you.  But the way you worship the sun is getting a little scary.  Putting on that weird outfit, playing that noise you call music and gyrating all over the beach...c'mon baby.  All our friends have complained about it, yet you continue to do it.  Then the police had to carry you away that one afternoon...remember?  The doctors said the pills would help, but you threw them down the toilet.  I cannot go on taking care of you when you don't even try to take care of yourself.

I am sorry love...I must move on and find another lady that will complete me.

I wish you the best in your recovery...I put some more pills in the top drawer, in case you decide to get the help you need.


Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8515 on: March 03, 2013, 12:59:44 AM »
Falstaff,

I told you we both have to say "no homo!" before anything got started, so it wouldn't count! I'm not ready to be partners... for life.... life partners!

-BR

Offline Galanthor

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8516 on: March 03, 2013, 07:23:54 AM »
Sorry, but i only just found out what kind of superhero you are and i think i like spiderman more

Offline Moraline

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8517 on: March 03, 2013, 07:19:16 PM »
Dearest <insert name here>,

I'm sorry, I go through so many lovers that I'm not sure what your name is.

I am breaking up with you. <insert some made up reasons here>. I want you to know that it's not personal and I really did like you and <insert some obscure non-committal compliment here>.

The time that we spent together over the last <insert date here> will be cherished. Please delete my number from your phone.

<insert some term of endearment>,

~ Moraline

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8518 on: March 03, 2013, 07:27:48 PM »
Its got to end, you have the most beautiful skin, there is no way we can lay on the beach together, or at least not without  me having to spend all my time rubbing sunblock on your body.


So I am off to find a partner to spend some warm lazy days and hot sultry evenings with.

Offline Falstaff

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8519 on: March 03, 2013, 08:06:15 PM »
Summer,

I truly enjoyed spending all this time on the beach with you.  But I heard Moraline just became available and...well...it's Moraline...right?  Have you seen her?

I would love to talk more, but I gotta run and see if I can find her before someone else does.

Enjoy the sun.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8520 on: March 06, 2013, 07:03:56 PM »
Sorry Falstaff...I'll be open and frank.  This dalliance turned into a firestorm, but like all firestorms, it burned everything it touched, including me.  Besides, my biorhythms are saying 'woman' now instead of 'man', so I'm off to find Moraline before you!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8521 on: March 07, 2013, 12:58:27 AM »
Dear Hannibal,

I don't know how to say this, so I'll be blunt. We're through. I'm sorry. I really tried to make it work between us, but it's really hard to get cozy with a man who never takes his helmet off. It was sexy at first, but now it's just weird. And if I hear you yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" just once more, I swear you will be one spear the less. I wish you the best, but as far as we are concerned, its over.

Yours no longer,

Birdy

Offline JohnTheGreat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8522 on: March 07, 2013, 06:54:01 AM »
Songbird, I am gay. *dusts hands*

Offline Amor

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8523 on: March 07, 2013, 06:54:53 AM »
It's not you, really... I'm just allergic to neon.

Offline JohnTheGreat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8524 on: March 07, 2013, 07:08:42 AM »
Dear Baby. Welcome to Dumpsville, population: you. P.S. I am gay.