You're like the sunshine on a rainy day. Your smile is like millions of tiny kittens grinning up at me. It's simply the best thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Your words flow like milk and honey, I simply cannot imagine a more eloquent and immaculate sound than when you whisper my name.
Unfortunately, I've done nothing but lie to you since the day we meet.
I'm leaving you.
For a russian bear trainer. She's really cute and the bear is de-clawed, so it's a double bonus.
All None of my love,
PS, I had the dry cleaners send you a bill for my laundry, I had to get that stink of you off everything. It's not good for the bear.