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Offline Endorphin

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8350 on: November 17, 2012, 06:08:32 AM »
That's fine. I understand. I've seen you're type before - always so seductive and classy, sophisticated and refined - flashing those delightfully alluring stockings and heels in the hope of luring another victim past that soft minx coat exterior and into your web of lust and epicurean delights. I just don't know if I can take it anymore! Well, certainly no more than a few hours a day, anyway.

Offline Amelita

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8351 on: November 17, 2012, 06:14:55 AM »
xD I don't want to break up anymore!

Which is why I have to... Amelia is dependent on no man! :P

Offline Endorphin

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8352 on: November 17, 2012, 06:16:37 AM »
Ahhhh, so it's a woman then! I knew it!

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8353 on: November 18, 2012, 01:51:54 PM »
You broke your shirt buttons again? I ain't sewin' it up no more, mister! Show yourself the door, mister!

Offline Undeniable Sin

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8354 on: November 19, 2012, 06:48:19 PM »
All you are to me is a hand. I need more from you. I need a face I can kiss softly, a body I can caress. While I enjoy your hand on me, I need this to be more than always one sided.. Or handed as the case seems to be. Goodbye

Offline Strangler

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8355 on: November 19, 2012, 08:08:04 PM »
For the last time, headphones go on your head, not on your breasts.

That's it. I give up. It's over. I'm sorry but I don't think we can see each other anymore.

At first it was sexy to watch the bass vibrating through your soft, supple flesh. Oh how I loved to watch you pulse to the vibrations that started from the sensitive nerve endings on your nipples, reached through your chest, coursed in time with the pounding of your heart and set your whole sexy form swaying to the beat.

But after a while all I really wanted my headphones back. You'd be surprised at how easily breast-sweat soaks into the soft lining of headphones and how damned hard it is to get out. It's not even as if this is the first pair that have been destroyed as a result of your mammary glands (did you know that you can't put headphones in the washing machine? ...me either).

And don't even get me started about that time you lost a nipple hair and it ended up growing out of my ear. I mean, ewwwwwwww.


Offline Dasheva Blackheart

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8356 on: November 19, 2012, 10:14:47 PM »
Dear Strangler,

I don't think I ever loved you. You were something to just pass the time with. This was hard to admit to myself, I didn't think I was that type of woman. I shouldn't have confused boredom with romantic feelings. After first you made me smile and laugh. It felt really good to be around you. But I met someone else that does that, she is newer than you so that means she is better. I'm not even going to ask if we can be friends, because we all know how that will end. Please don't stalk me and stab me in the shower when I'm alone. Lets try to be adults about this and move on.

Not yours anymore,

Dasheva. <3

Offline Strangler

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8357 on: November 19, 2012, 10:24:25 PM »
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Please don't stalk me and stab me in the shower when I'm alone.
God on a stick, stop bringing that up already. That only happened once (ONE time!) but you keeping bringing it up and bitching about it over and over.

How was I supposed to know that you were allergic to cold, hard steel shoved into your lower back? No one ever gave me a manual on how to be the world's best boyfriend.


Offline Dasheva Blackheart

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8358 on: November 19, 2012, 10:27:26 PM »
No one ever gave me a manual on how to be the world's best boyfriend.

I did too! For your birthday!

I knew I should have put it next to the toilet.

Offline Strangler

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8359 on: November 19, 2012, 10:35:37 PM »
I did too! For your birthday!

I knew I should have put it next to the toilet.
No, you gave me a manual on how to the world's best boyband.

And it wasn't even a book, it was a magazine.

Well, a magazine article in any case.

...and besides, to call something an 'article' you probably need more content than three sarcastic bullet points.


Offline Dasheva Blackheart

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8360 on: November 19, 2012, 10:38:33 PM »
WHATEEEVER! I'm OVER IT!

Offline Strangler

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8361 on: November 19, 2012, 11:06:47 PM »
WHATEEEVER! I'm OVER IT!

Me too.

In retrospect I probably should have twigged when you said to me that this was our song:

http://www.youtube.com/embed/Gj5L9SYhoSE

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8362 on: November 20, 2012, 10:48:19 AM »
I have tried and tried to explain but you never get it!if you would only put your hands on me, I wouldn't need your headphones! I thought I had you convinced the first time when I saw the heat in your eyes, but no! All you did was take the headphones from me and walk away.

Did you know that sweat and headphones cause a rash!? My poor breasts, and all I wanted was your attention! This is so over.

Oh, fyi, that hair you found growing wasn't from my breast. It was proof that the miracle hair grow stuff I rubbed on your headphones before I left, works.

Offline payne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8363 on: November 28, 2012, 07:20:18 AM »
Look, baby, this isn't working out. I can't be with someone who uses their headphones more than me. Oh, and the son I said was yours...he's not. I lied. That is why I cannot be with you.

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8364 on: November 28, 2012, 12:18:48 PM »
Dear Payne,

When you said you would take care of me, and let me expand my so terribly limited horizons, when you promised me the room to bloom and live out loud, you had me. I was willing to overlook my new duties of cleaning your house, and cooking for you. I figured it was a tiny compromise, after all, what better opportunity to become a classical pianist. But those dreams of playing piano in the moonlight faded. My hopes of being the next great composer was bizarrely derailed. I had no idea that when you said, "Step into my shoes", you meant it quite literally.  I had no intention whatsoever of becoming the other woman in our relationship; it was the first time such an idea was ever proposed.  For this I thank you but sadly, I must move on. Sometimes things just change, people change, we move on for various reasons that sometimes aren't really with explaining. They are better just left as is.

On another note, I'm starting a new job next week as a nude model. Not the anorexic type, but rather the full figured type. They even offered to pay for my new boobs!

Hugs and sloppy kisses,
Taint!
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Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8365 on: November 28, 2012, 12:34:00 PM »
You keep ruining my panty hose! Leaving runs in them when you "secretly" roll them back up and stuff them back in my drawer. You're not fooling anyone, I saw you trotting around in my skimpies and singing "I Feel Pretty" the other day - you're not subtle, dear. I'd be willing to overlook that all, but the snags? No, I can't be having you ruin my pretties. We're through! Once you have bought your own silky stuff maybe we can talk...

Offline Scott

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« Reply #8366 on: November 28, 2012, 06:46:54 PM »
Your feet are kinda funky.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8367 on: November 28, 2012, 06:52:29 PM »
Not all of us can stand in a shower indefinitely you know! I am happy to trade a little feet funk for some freedom to wander around. In fact, that's what I'm going to do right now! *wanders off*

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8368 on: November 28, 2012, 07:29:03 PM »

Sweety, you're too kinky for me, I can't keep up with you. First it was the restraints and flogger, then the who disobedient maid thing, then the pregnant Avon lady bit. I just can't continue like this. I need new jeans and sneakers, my ass hurts, and I think the sillicon breast implant bags that we had implanted In my abdomen are being rejected by my immune system.

Breathless, were through.

Offline Dasheva Blackheart

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8369 on: November 28, 2012, 08:24:03 PM »
you cheated on me and took pictures of the act . . . Then posted them on the internet. Yeah, we're done.

Offline Tharic

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8370 on: December 03, 2012, 11:23:20 AM »
You think I'm just going to let you go? Please. You. Are. Mine.

Offline Proud Geek

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« Reply #8371 on: December 03, 2012, 11:48:11 AM »
Yea I didn't realize you were a guy so.....uhhh....so maybe just get a beer and laugh about this.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8372 on: December 06, 2012, 10:46:59 AM »
Hmmm....I told you many times, over. Honesty and straightforward was the way it had to be between us. I mean really what kink did you think I would not approve of. So all your deception has worn me down, I am out of here to find a mate who is not afraid to be themselves and  hide so much info that is meant to be shared in relationships.

Offline Tharic

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8373 on: December 06, 2012, 10:52:41 AM »
I just can't take it anymore, you are always checking yourself out. I'm done with this.

Offline Dasheva Blackheart

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8374 on: December 06, 2012, 07:25:16 PM »
I'm not yours, i belong to the bitch down the street. *Walks off singing* 'These boots were made for walking, and that is . . . '