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Offline Starcry

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8100 on: June 23, 2012, 02:51:13 PM »
I'm sorry I just can't be with you any more. Waking up with a pillow full of your stinky drool for the last few months is just too much. :(

Offline FortunateTaboo

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8101 on: June 23, 2012, 02:54:08 PM »
Just because I drool over Russel Crowe in my sleep doesn't mean this is justified!

Fine! It's over! I'm gonna find a moon or planet to cry to!

Offline SummerWhispers

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8102 on: June 23, 2012, 05:47:43 PM »
See there it is the moon that is all I hear about, or the planets, what about the warm summer sun....huh...forgot all about that I guess...well then you know why I am leaving then do you not?

Offline LaOnomatopoeia

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8103 on: June 23, 2012, 11:37:04 PM »
Summer? Okay, listen... a gal like you is just too spacey. I'd rather have someone whose feet is firmly planted on Earth.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8104 on: June 24, 2012, 03:00:58 AM »
Apparently all you want to do is be down to earth and practical! No sense of adventure and excitement in general! Hmph!

/storms out

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8105 on: June 24, 2012, 11:34:05 AM »
Sorry dude.. I'm just not feeling it. I'm sure you understand. Yeah.. admit it.. you aren't either, really, are you? So, no harm, eh? I'll just grab my portable box and hey.. before long you'll forget I was even around. Honestly.. what on earth were we thinking, yeah? Later, man. Or not. Take it easy.

Offline Dovel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8106 on: June 24, 2012, 11:37:28 AM »
I'm sorry. It's me, really. Well not totally but, alright. I just can't stand the blue. Everything is blue. Look at my shirt. There are blue stains all over it. It's alright though. We can still be friends.

Offline LaOnomatopoeia

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8107 on: June 24, 2012, 12:40:59 PM »
Excuse me, but some of us happen to like Blue. How can I be with someone who doesn't appreciate blue splatterings all over the house and our clothing. Clearly, we're two different people. Get out.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8108 on: June 24, 2012, 04:37:26 PM »
I like blue.

But not with you.

I'm sorry.

Offline sirtree

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8109 on: June 24, 2012, 09:17:14 PM »
I feel a sudden feeling like I need to break up with you... consider it done.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8110 on: June 24, 2012, 09:22:02 PM »
One does not simply just break up with me.

You are no longer my precious!

Offline Shadow Hunter

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« Reply #8111 on: June 24, 2012, 10:56:49 PM »
There you go again with that precious line. At first it was cute, but after hearing it again, and again, and again...the options are kill you or leave, and I'm too hot for jail, baby.

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8112 on: June 24, 2012, 11:16:34 PM »
Who are kidding? A Shadow Hunter and a Vampire? Ohhhh, but it made for some wildly passionate times, eh? Mmm.. gotta say.. when you whipped out those wooden stakes as I squirmed under the silver binds.. I can't believe what a damn turn on that was. BUT.. that is pure madness. Being with someone who makes me behave in such crazy ways.. above and beyond my normal crazy.. putting my existence in jeopardy like that.. nope, can't be a good thing. Sorry, my addictive danger.. I think this madness has reached the end. Ohhh, but I'll never forget you. Might even have to visit you some night when you are least expecting. See that delicious look of fear cross your excited face. Later, gorgeous!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8113 on: June 25, 2012, 06:16:25 AM »
You promised that you had quit smoking and now what is that in your mouth?  A cigar. Well if you love smoking more than me then I wont stay around. I could kill you much faster than those cancer sticks. If you get tired of dying slowly look me up otherwise bye bye.



Offline Adammair

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8114 on: June 25, 2012, 07:06:54 AM »
You say you can kill a man quickly? I agree! I would die of a broken heart if you ever left me, so I'm leaving you, first. I'm sorry, Xandi. It's over, but I will always remember your beautiful red hair and green eyes with fondness.

Farewell, love. *walks off with a tear in his eye*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8115 on: June 25, 2012, 02:50:46 PM »
I pride myself in being a quiet little country girl, admittedly with a few kinks, but I can't handle you and your night life. You never just want to stay at home and cuddle. I know there is a girl out there who can drop it like it's hot for you, but that's not me.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8116 on: June 25, 2012, 03:17:20 PM »
I am also a country girl, but long for the sandy hot beaches of the east coast. I a really love the heat, as anyone here can tell you, I am known for it. And the cuddling, well I am not into that so much, sorry, I tend to run a bit towards the well lets just say a little kinky side, and the cuddling is not usually what I am going for.

Offline boegiboe

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« Reply #8117 on: June 25, 2012, 04:00:20 PM »
You are far too hot me... Just looking into your eyes makes me melt. I need someone a little colder who needs me to warm them up at night rather than the other way around. Sorry I guess it's just not meant to be.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8118 on: June 25, 2012, 10:56:18 PM »
Those ears. Yeah. Just those ears. That's all that's wrong with you. Yeah.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8119 on: June 26, 2012, 02:23:29 AM »
Those eyes. Yeah. Just those ey-

oh wait.

Your lack of eyes displeases me, we're done.

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8120 on: June 26, 2012, 02:37:15 AM »
So you ran off with another woman!? Keep her!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8121 on: June 26, 2012, 02:40:02 AM »
I can't believe you told her OUR secret!

Well now it's not gonna work.. NEXT!

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8122 on: June 26, 2012, 02:45:40 AM »
Oh, screw you, Taboo!  ... I'm gonna miss all those nasty things you do.... :/

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8123 on: June 26, 2012, 02:52:30 AM »
Whoa there. I remember all the kinky shit we did. But breaking up with me in rhyme?

Don't even try!

Offline boegiboe

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« Reply #8124 on: June 26, 2012, 04:24:49 PM »
You're far too taboo for me to handle. I need something a little more normal. Sorry