You are either not logged in or not registered with our community. Click here to register.
 
December 03, 2016, 04:06:40 PM

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length

Click here if you are having problems.
Default Wide Screen Beige Lilac Rainbow Black & Blue October Send us your theme!

Hark!  The Herald!
Holiday Issue 2016

Wiki Blogs Dicebot

Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 289185 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8075 on: June 19, 2012, 01:29:32 PM »
Wait a second! I was with two hot girls at the same time!? I can't afford a scandal considering I am running for high office. I am going to pretend this never happened. Goodbye, ladies. I am breaking up with both of you. Wait! I was never with you two for the record!

Offline Undeniable Sin

  • His Bratty Princess
  • Lady
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Jun 2010
  • Location: In His lap or jumping on your couch
  • Gender: Female
  • She's a rebel child and a preacher's daughter
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8076 on: June 19, 2012, 01:31:52 PM »
If that's how it's going to be I don't know why I ever let you come between me and Breathless. I'm done caring about you and what you think. First I'm going to go beg Breathless to snuggle with me again and then we're going to find the closest tabloid. Who do you think you are, dumping two hot chicks like us. We will teach you a lesson buddy! Oh, I'm keeping all your junk so don't you dare ask for it back!

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8077 on: June 19, 2012, 01:34:51 PM »
I'm sorry but, as much as I find you irresistible (that finger in those lips...those eyes...), I can't be someone's second choice. You made your decision before, and you can't go and change it now. Nope, I have much too much pride for that! (at the moment, give me five minutes and that'll probably change..)

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8078 on: June 19, 2012, 01:43:17 PM »
Your cooking sucks! Get outta here before you burn my house down with all those experiments in the kitchen.

Offline Undeniable Sin

  • His Bratty Princess
  • Lady
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Jun 2010
  • Location: In His lap or jumping on your couch
  • Gender: Female
  • She's a rebel child and a preacher's daughter
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8079 on: June 19, 2012, 01:52:39 PM »
*Sets fire to your house and walks away* I think that speaks for itself

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8080 on: June 19, 2012, 01:54:57 PM »
I have chosen the path of God and sin is something I can no longer indulge in! Sorry, Sin. You were great in bed but I have a different calling now. Please take out the trash when you leave.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8081 on: June 19, 2012, 02:00:48 PM »
Sorry, I may be kinky, but "Priest" is where I draw the line! Sorry, this good Catholic girl can't stay with you once you've taken that Godly path! Forgive me father, for I want Sin ;)

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8082 on: June 19, 2012, 02:09:16 PM »
I love you but eating pizza while having sex is where I draw the line, sweetheart. I am not kinky! ;)

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8083 on: June 19, 2012, 02:11:20 PM »
I tried the whole vanilla thing. You are so sweet and handsome and that tongue.....wait what were we talking about? Oh, right! Sorry, sweetheart, but I need a lot more spice in my sex life and your lack of kink is starting to wear thin. It was fun while it lasted though *sighs* Bye!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8084 on: June 19, 2012, 02:16:12 PM »
Who chickened out last night when I wanted to tie you up and whip your cute bottom? You! You have a great ass baby but you should have let me spank it once in a while. Since you won't, I am going to have to find someone else. Someone more Sin-ful. :P

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8085 on: June 19, 2012, 02:27:55 PM »
Sorry but I can't abide a liar!! You know full well that I'd quite welcome any kind of spanking - you just wanna lure Sin back after you chased her away! Hmph, I'm not stickin' around to see your lying pants catch fire. Bye!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8086 on: June 19, 2012, 02:34:04 PM »
You made a vow to stick with me forever and now you want to leave 'cos I wasn't in the mood to spank you after a hard day's work? *spanks her hard* Here's your last spank! Now leave before I spank you again!

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8087 on: June 19, 2012, 02:41:03 PM »
You kinda stink in the morning. Not sure what it is that you're doing in the middle of the night but its become unbearable. Sorry darling but...I gotta find a less smelly companion.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8088 on: June 19, 2012, 02:55:49 PM »
*gasps* This is the last straw! I can't be with a woman that can't appreciate a nice musky masculine smell! And oh, you have big feet! 

Offline Undeniable Sin

  • His Bratty Princess
  • Lady
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Jun 2010
  • Location: In His lap or jumping on your couch
  • Gender: Female
  • She's a rebel child and a preacher's daughter
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8089 on: June 19, 2012, 03:11:20 PM »
I'm sorry, but if Breathless can't stand your stench, I'm afraid I have to let you go. I'm too fond of her, and if I show up smelling like you and make her leave me too, I wouldn't be able to forgive myself.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8090 on: June 19, 2012, 03:13:13 PM »
Can we all take a nice hot shower toegther before breaking up? Get rid of all the smell and stench before breaking up like civilized people? ;)

Offline Undeniable Sin

  • His Bratty Princess
  • Lady
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Jun 2010
  • Location: In His lap or jumping on your couch
  • Gender: Female
  • She's a rebel child and a preacher's daughter
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8091 on: June 19, 2012, 03:15:19 PM »
Well, I'm still upset with this threesome. I'm the Sin-ful one, and never once has either of you offered to spank me. I'm almost thinking about moving on to someone willing to turn this pert little bottom red.

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8092 on: June 19, 2012, 03:25:46 PM »
How could you keep your desire for spanks away from me? After all those late nights where we whispered and touched and....well, you remember. Anyway, you never said you wanted a spanking, and here I am with an itchy palm waiting to smack! What else are you keeping from me? Hm...I don't know if I can trust you to tell me everything anymore, and what is a relationship without trust? *sighs and shakes her head* Sorry sexy, but we're through!

Offline TheLegionary

  • War is peace, Freedom is slavery, Ignorance is strength.
  • Knight
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Mar 2009
  • Location: Wherever you want!
  • Gender: Male
  • Always ready to fight.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8093 on: June 19, 2012, 03:54:19 PM »
I cannot breathe in this relationship. You off!

(I bet no one has ever broken with you this way at this thread! LOL).

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8094 on: June 19, 2012, 05:09:01 PM »
So... *taps foot* THAT'S where your asthma comes from!

If you think I'll flitter around and just take it... you're wrong!

*flies off in a huff*

Offline Undeniable Sin

  • His Bratty Princess
  • Lady
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Jun 2010
  • Location: In His lap or jumping on your couch
  • Gender: Female
  • She's a rebel child and a preacher's daughter
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8095 on: June 19, 2012, 05:19:22 PM »
I saw what happened. The whole thing. I thought you would fly to me. I have always been here, waiting for you to see me and realize how badly I want you. You're never going to get it

*Shuffles off in tears*

Offline Raphael

  • ~Apprentice Procrastinator. Also writer. Also drummer.~
  • Lord
  • Enchanted
  • *
  • Join Date: Oct 2010
  • Location: Bulgaria
  • Gender: Male
  • Careful, I might seduce you.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8096 on: June 21, 2012, 01:35:07 PM »
That's it! This is the last time your slaves are sitting on my favorite dining chair! I am tired of repeating myself, over and over again, the same old thing every day - not on my favorite chair! I can't take it anymore! I'm through with you!

-takes chair and storms out-

Offline sirtree

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8097 on: June 21, 2012, 09:34:10 PM »
Sorry I would never be able to go on with a person who kills so many trees for nice chairs... You monster. *sways in the wind*
« Last Edit: June 21, 2012, 09:35:14 PM by sirtree »

Offline colerie1974

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8098 on: June 21, 2012, 09:51:31 PM »
Okay...you put out...now get out! *folds her arms and taps her foot waiting for him to leave*

Offline Adammair

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #8099 on: June 22, 2012, 12:50:50 AM »
Hmph...asking a tree to 'leave'? I simply can't be with someone who doesn't appreciate a good pun. Farewell... *he turns and walks slowly away, with a tear in his eye*