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Offline Moraline

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7950 on: May 22, 2012, 05:16:02 PM »
I'm breaking up with you because it's been to good. I know it sounds a little crazy and maybe I am. But I'm afraid that the rest of my life will never be able to compete with what we have.  I want to keep the memory just as it is and not let anything ruin it. Thank you and good bye.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7951 on: May 22, 2012, 05:31:58 PM »
OH know you and Xandi both, well that is it, I am through, and going back to the guys, they are much easier to manage. You know most of the only need food, video games or sports, and well we all know the other thing they need, and as long as they have two out of three, they are happy. But you girls always want feelings and special drinks made, talks late night, whew I don't think I can do it.

Offline TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7952 on: May 22, 2012, 05:48:38 PM »
Too good to be true. A beautiful girl who is also fun. You do not exist, you are probably cheating me. Before I get hurt, I will be looking for another girl.

Offline Caitlin

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7953 on: May 24, 2012, 04:05:38 AM »
"I could forgive you for eating my sandwhiches, drinking my coffee and driving in my car... But now you're also wearing my clothes!?"

Sniffs silently for a moment before continuing, "And worse... They look even better on you than they do on me!"

Screams with passionate rage, "I can't handle it anymore!! I'm breaking up!"

Offline TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7954 on: May 24, 2012, 06:51:33 AM »
Very funny, templixa! As you noticed, I was doing everything to force you to leave. Now, please sign here and our relationship is over.

*shows the divorce papers*

Offline piece

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7955 on: May 24, 2012, 07:54:29 AM »
A divorec?! I can't believe you never told me you were married. Imagine what my mother would say, me being with a married man!

-runs out-

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7956 on: May 24, 2012, 06:20:20 PM »
Look, if you can't be bothered to take the time to look at your boyfriend's left hand and see if he's wearing a wedding ring, I don't see how this relationship can last. I'm sorry... I'm just... sorry.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7957 on: May 24, 2012, 06:27:36 PM »
Ok it is well known, I am a summer both in season and in spirit, you however seem to walk in the dark and gloomy fog. No summer sun at all, so this will never work out no matter how much I seem  to  want you, I have an overwhelming need for the warm summer sun.

Offline Vamfire Havain

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7958 on: May 24, 2012, 06:52:25 PM »
You always complain and question everything that I. To add to that, you are trying to change everything about me. My attitude, my behavior, the things that make me.... well....me. I cant seem to please you at all. To add to that, we seem to have completely different interests. You are a dweller of the light, im a dweller of the dark. I see something beautiful in everything, you don't. You try to avoid the things that are beautiful. You even keep barriers up to even realize the things that are beautiful in something. Back to the changing me part. Why should i even bother to change me if you are not willing to do the same? I'm tired of all this crap. We are through.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7959 on: May 24, 2012, 07:23:33 PM »
Ha you will regret this decision, when the winter cold creeps into your bones, you know you will miss my warmth and sun. But that is fine, I am tired of all your tirades about my trying to change you, I just know what is best for us both, so I am off to find a more easy going mate, one whom will not mind a little give a take so to speak, and who is not afraid of change.

Offline Vamfire Havain

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7960 on: May 24, 2012, 07:28:16 PM »
(ooh that hurts lol)

Offline Vamfire Havain

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7961 on: May 24, 2012, 07:56:38 PM »
What is best for us, or for you? All you are doing is making my life more and more miserable. That's not "best for us" in my book. Good luck on finding a mate that will be miserable just for selfish you.

Offline NatalieB

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7962 on: May 24, 2012, 08:05:36 PM »
Vamfire.  Honey, sweetheart doll.  I'm sorry to do this, but I just can't ignore it any more.  Every time I introduce you we have to say "No, with an F.  VamFire."  When we met my parents, long explanations about it.  Booking holidays.  Everything.

Vamfire, hun, its not me its not you.  Its that F in your name. 

Offline TheLegionary

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« Reply #7963 on: May 24, 2012, 10:24:13 PM »
Dear NatalieB,
We are broken and we need to sell your jewelery. Even so, you pretend I am not talking to you. We loved each other when we were doing well, but now, when we are going through a crisis, you shift the blame on me, as if you were not guilty. I still love you, we have great sex, but this dark side of your personality scares me to death. Before you show your darker side, I am leaving.
Hugs,
TL

Offline mishi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7964 on: May 24, 2012, 10:30:46 PM »
Dear Lee,

How long have we know each other now? I don't remember any more, the time has just flown by. I think this is one of the hardest things I have ever has to do. I would ask you to be my friend, but I know how you are about these things. I don't want to hurt you just please understand that at this point in my life I need to move on. Just know that it is not another man. It was not the love you gave me... it's just. I don't know. This is so hard. I just need to grow. I want you to remember me fondly, like I will remember you.

A piece of my heart- Mishi

Offline TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7965 on: May 24, 2012, 10:32:32 PM »
Mishi,
Fortunately, I am not reading your letter in real life... it is very sad!
Hugs,
TL

Offline mishi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7966 on: May 24, 2012, 10:40:23 PM »
Dear TheLegionary,

After careful review and consideration we regret to inform you that we will no longer be having intimate relations with you. You can obtain a copy of your personal relationship report from the relationship reporting agency, Sexperian.

Sincerely - Your Ex

Offline TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7967 on: May 24, 2012, 10:42:47 PM »
Dear Mishi,
I was not meaning to break up with you when I wrote the kind words about your post. On the contrary, I was very enthusiastic about the perspective that you would be joining E. Now, I decided to destroy any further possibility of relationship from the beginning. You off.
Regards,
TL

Offline mishi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7968 on: May 24, 2012, 10:49:21 PM »
Dear TheLegionary,

Recently we sent a letter to you informing you that our relationship was off. We wanted to inform you that this was due to a technical mistake on our side. We have corrected the problem and updated the relationship reporting agency of our mistake.

We apologize for any inconvenience we may have caused you and looked forward to intimate activities with you in the future.

Sincerely and utter in love - Mishi

Offline mishi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7969 on: May 24, 2012, 10:58:17 PM »
lol, "utter in love".... geez spell check!

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7970 on: May 25, 2012, 08:39:12 AM »
Mishi.. surely this isn't a surprise, is it? Bad enough that you've been leaving toothpicks laying around and curtains open.. now I see you've replaced all the cutlery with real silver. Oh you crafty little thing, if you really wanted my dead ass outta here, all you had to do was tell me to go. Really! I'm your guest, after all. Instead.. we sit here and I have nearly drained you of every scrumptious drop of blood and.. let's face it.. truth be told, aside from all the jokes, I'm a sadistic beast. *sighs with a grin* But today.. you got me in a good mood. I just completed a new batch of jello even Bill Cosby himself would be proud of.. soooo.. I'll just make a peaceful exit. And you, luscious little morsel.. I hope.. find yourself a lovely human to settle down with. Obviously, you have an issue with my sort. Later, babe!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7971 on: May 25, 2012, 10:11:03 AM »
Your should have though about the upcoming winter weather, it will not always be so warm, then were will you be when... like the above fellow...the cold seeps into your bones so deep you will barely be able to move, then you will remember how warm and even hot the summer sun, I always seem to carry around with me feels. But no complain, complain, constantly about the bright sun, and the hot tanned skin I have from the sun, so I am off to find myself on the first warm beach I find, and then you will be sorry, after I am gone, I just know it. Not easy to find a mate who brings her own sun, sand and beach.

Offline NatalieB

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« Reply #7972 on: May 25, 2012, 11:02:20 AM »
I was excited when we got together.  But now - it's just too hot, dear.  Everytime I'm with you my upper lip sweats in a way that's frankly a bit gross.  And I'm having to eat like six cornettos a day, which isn't great if all you wear is a bikini.  There's an increasing amount of jiggling.  Not to mention the fact that I have sand in, well, sand in uncomfortable places.

I just long for winter.

Offline Vamfire Havain

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« Reply #7973 on: May 25, 2012, 11:56:59 AM »
You....................................you are just not my type, bye lol (just felt like doing that sry)

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7974 on: May 25, 2012, 04:43:39 PM »
That's all you got, huh? Figures. Back then I used to think there's more than meets the eye with you, but that's all there is, and there's the door.