You lured me in with all that vampire talk. You know, all those dark mysterious sexy vibes you give off are intoxicating to a girl like me. But, once I was well and truly wrapped up in you, I discovered that you are really just a big softy. Jello Molds? Kitten posters? Teddy bears? Really, Mordred... *sighs heavily* I need a serious vamp, not one of the sparkly variety. I guess I'll be seeing you around, maybe you could introduce me to Vlad, he seems more my type!