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Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7600 on: March 05, 2012, 03:01:06 PM »
Timeless.. this is crazy but.. you are simply too adorable and too flawless. I mean.. just look at me? Not only am I covered in all this blue.. stuff.. I have this swirl of vapor (not smoke.. no.. this cigar is of a special sort).. and *taps fangs*.. honestly.. I see how you shake oh so slightly when I bare these tools of my being. I'm bad news.. lovely thing.. you know it.. I know it! I know I'll regret it but.. farewell, gorgeous!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7601 on: March 05, 2012, 03:03:49 PM »
Monsters don't belong together. We'd simply get in the way of each other. I enjoy the fangs, but I have my own monstrous deeds to take care of. I cannot wait for you to be finished with yours all the time.

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7602 on: March 05, 2012, 03:20:05 PM »
Michi.. no, please, don't smile. Nope, not going to change my mind. No sly grins will sway me, this time. I always thought I was a creature of Chaos.. but.. phew! You taught me that even full descent into that realm is not enough for you.. and I can't believe I'm admitting this but.. I need a little Order. Not crazy amounts! Not even a drop.. but a speck. A flake of dust.. something.. yeahhh.. see.. even that is horrific to your Chaotic mind, is it not? I need that lopsided balance. Sorry.. it was the wildest, craziest bundle of dark intensity.. but.. yikes.. this relic can't cope. Please try to see my tiny bit of reason. Later, lovely Darkness.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7603 on: March 05, 2012, 05:14:29 PM »
Mordred my handsome lover you have completely worn me out. My pooty poo is sore and I need time to heal. You are just to much man/demon/soul less thing for me. I am afraid that all those night of passion have left my poor body sore and in need of time to heal. I think I will become a nun for a year or two until I have completely healed then I might seek you out again that is if a handsome thang like you is still interested in a scrawny mortal like me. Bye handsome.

Offline freakforlife

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7604 on: March 05, 2012, 05:18:18 PM »
Quite frankly, you're way out of my league.  I've had fun.  A lot of fun.  But you deserve so much more!  You're smart, beautiful and funny.  Go get 'em!

Lots of Love,

Freaky  O:)

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7605 on: March 05, 2012, 05:20:04 PM »
Freaky please don't leave me please please please. I am begging. Ok I understand you have something better on the horizon and I can't possibly hold you back. Ok...No I understand. Its ok. Bye bye. :'(

Offline freakforlife

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7606 on: March 05, 2012, 05:23:15 PM »
I'm sorry, Xandi.  I will always love you but this is just the way it has to be.  We'll always have (INSERT MEMORY HERE)!  Take care, my dear.

Yours Truly,

Freaky

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7607 on: March 05, 2012, 06:01:04 PM »
 :'(

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Ok Ok I understand. Bye

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7608 on: March 05, 2012, 07:21:42 PM »
I remember a time when Xandi meant.. X and I.. but now.. yeah.. there's no I in your land anymore, is there? Ah yeah, there's that far away look in those emerald eyes. I used to be able to read those thoughts but now.. you have me locked out. Well.. we'll see where your thoughts are in the days to come when I'm roaming the land and your blood starts to squirm and beckon.. when every little tap on the door makes you jump up thinking.. maybe.. but then, disappointment. We shall see. Arrogant of me? Perhaps. It comes after the first 500 years. But that's something you'll never experience. Later, lovely mortal.

Offline As Day Fades

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7609 on: March 05, 2012, 07:53:32 PM »
Look, I'm gonna be frank. You can still be Mordred, but what it comes down to is the facial hair -- I'm just not interested in a woman with facial hair. The penis...sometimes, depending on my mood.

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7610 on: March 06, 2012, 01:37:52 AM »
*peers suspiciously* Hmm.. I'm not sure what you were getting at.. but I can't deny.. this just ain't working. *cringes at those last words* The penis.. sometimes? You're not suggesting what I think you're suggesting, are you? I've obviously grown quite attached to that thing of mine. And.. well.. the facial hair.. was there when I became this thing of death. Even if I clipped it away.. which.. I won't.. by next sunset.. yep.. it's back. So.. Fading one.. later, dude! It was fleeting.. it was a trip.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7611 on: March 06, 2012, 11:13:53 AM »
I was attracted to your ability to do what Gargamel couldn't and rid the world of those blue, singing, happy, little twats in the forest...but the allure has simply worn off. I mean, really, they were helpless to you just tearing them apart with your bare hands. I don't want them back in the world, but don't you think you went just a little overboard? It wasn't like they were singing ALL the time.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7612 on: March 06, 2012, 12:54:10 PM »
You stole all my chains. We are so done! :P

Offline ABagOVicodin

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7613 on: March 06, 2012, 02:48:15 PM »
You didnt give me a fair share of the chains. Some people like to have more then just enough to tie me up. We are through, and Im keeping the chains.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7614 on: March 06, 2012, 02:49:42 PM »
I knew you were taking the chains of another. You never wanted me at all. You just wanted my chains! I knew it!

Offline Finothing

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7615 on: March 06, 2012, 03:42:14 PM »
Don't you play Loki? oh, I'm sorry. This isn't going to work

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7616 on: March 06, 2012, 06:20:28 PM »
Baby.. I dig the green skin.. and I adore how under the right light and flow of mind.. we could seem to blend sooo damn perfectly into each other. But.. yeah.. there's a but. And I don't mean that luscious bundle of curved perfection you're sitting on. But.. your blood. Damn.. the very essence of Umami.. drives every one of my mad little cells crazy with glee. Phew.. but the hangover from your blood.. is slowly killing me. Look.. I'm actually starting to age. I haven't aged.. for longer than I can even remember. Sorry my exotic beauty.. I have to go. I know I'll have withdrawals.. and I will miss you more than you'll ever know.. but yeah.. has to be the way.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7617 on: March 06, 2012, 07:10:20 PM »
I'm sorry - I thought I could get used to all your Bieber fanboy gear, but taking out a second mortgage so you could buy a jacket he autographed is just too much.  Just...*sighs* ... just go.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7618 on: March 06, 2012, 07:16:01 PM »
Belle I can't believe you turned me into the cops and for such a small thing like that. I think you are just trying to get rid of me. Its ok I will leave. I am leaving. No don't try to stop me, it's to late. *looks back to see if she is following, pouts* Ok bye

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7619 on: March 06, 2012, 07:19:42 PM »
I can't believe you purchased band-aids behind my back. I'm supposed to be your first-aid kit.. not some bits of elastic and gauze? What happened to that way you'd stare all googly eyed when I'd suck your cut finger? Ok.. I see you've outgrown this little vampy fetish. Later, gorgeous.. don't bother trying to chase me.. I'm too fast. *blurs outta sight*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7620 on: March 06, 2012, 10:21:21 PM »
Mordred, dear Mordred, it seems you break up with everyone else, all the time, and I refuse to be a statistic on that list. So, goodbye, goodbye!

Number 432, dear number 432...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7621 on: March 07, 2012, 01:20:29 PM »
Stone.. perhaps you are made of that which is hard to break.. and that's one of the things that drew me to you. But when I drew blue on your stony surface.. I saw the contempt in your eyes. No.. please.. don't deny it. Remember, I read pulse, also. Can't hide them feelings from me, Rock Man. Yes, you will remember number 432. *scratches head* Not that I'll ever understand. But.. you will. Farewell, Stone.

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7622 on: March 07, 2012, 01:25:36 PM »
You know Mordred your long debates and discussions on the Wins thread is boring, you got to go.. good bye *kicks him out the door. Wins :P

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7623 on: March 08, 2012, 01:20:39 AM »
*releases the new breed of vampire-ants.. the realm filling with a maniacal laugh.. that builds in it's echoes.. bouncing off the walls.. as he lowers into his box.. a juicy cube of blue jello being pierced by two fangs.. as the ants chase Sybl from his castle, across the moat.. and off into the hillside..*

Cheeky One.. You've Been Dumped. :P

Offline freakforlife

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7624 on: March 08, 2012, 01:34:47 AM »
I'm sorry, Mordred.  I am the only one in the relationship that can smoke cigars.  I'm just that controlling.  Good bye.  Have your desk cleared out by Monday.  Security will escort you out.

Sincerely,

Freaky