Orchid.. you know I dig your Dark ways. You knew it way back when you lured me into those delicious dreams that pulled me out of m shadows into that chaotic mix of soft light and sweet darkness. Sadly though, what I can't handle.. is all these petals. *starts pointing like crazy* I mean.. just look around! They're everywhere! And yet you never run out. Which.. I don't get.. but ok, that's cool. I like a mystery! And while the petals are soft and smell.. Mmm.. as wonderful as you.. they are starting to sprout more Orchids. My coffin is now a flower bed. I've pushed daisies before.. countless times, in fact, but this is quite ridiculous. So, regretfully and yes I know I will hate myself later, this must end. For both our sake. I have noticed also.. you've bee a little weak lately. I know I've been drinking too much, haven't I? Later, my succulence.