You're staying in that intro thread where you belong. Now you've got to listen to me. Do you have any idea what you've got to look forward to if you stay here with me?
We both know you belong unapproved. If you're approved when your intro thread is over, you'll regret it, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. but soon, for the rest of your life. I'm no good at being noble, kid, but it's pretty obvious that the problems of an unapproved member and an approved member don't amount to a hill of beans in on this crazy forum.
I think I just butchered one of the greatest fairwell speaches ever spoke in a film.