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Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7050 on: November 29, 2011, 02:04:25 PM »
You complain too much!   ;P

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7051 on: November 29, 2011, 09:04:50 PM »
You just never complain!

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7052 on: November 29, 2011, 10:03:03 PM »
You never put your pants on anymore!  It was cute at first, watching those cute buns of yours sashay around the house, flexing, twitching.  But now, seeing you "hang around" so often, it's getting on my last nerve.  I'm sorry, Thumb Master, but it's Splitsville for the two us! 

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7053 on: November 30, 2011, 04:09:56 AM »
We just can't do this anymore. You're a beautiful woman. I'm a blue puppet. What would the children look like?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7054 on: November 30, 2011, 05:40:29 AM »
I'd hoped you'd eventually get over feeling inadequate because you're a puppet. I loved you anyway, but you just... can't get over it.

I'm sorry, man.

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7055 on: November 30, 2011, 06:02:47 PM »
I think you'll agree.. if we just make like this never happened? Blame it on the night.. the atmosphere.. hell, it's a full moon, yes? And about that bite on your neck.. umm.. shit.. did I do that? Yeah, stupid question. Sorry.. if you give it a few days, should be fine. If it rains while the moon is high, douse it with the rain-water and it'll clear right up. I could help.. but.. naww.. it'll heal right up.
Later, dude!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7056 on: November 30, 2011, 09:43:06 PM »
How many times have I told you - you can't get blood from a Stone! You never listen - goodbye!

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7057 on: December 01, 2011, 05:15:31 PM »
What? Are you serious? And so how many times have I told you.. I wouldn't attempt biting into those weird little rocks you got strewn all over if you just let me bite you. You used to enjoy the playful chase. Ahhh, but then it all became 'Bieber this'.. and 'Bieber that'! You want that little runt, go right ahead. I'm going to go find some darkness lovin' thing with veins that are simply begging to be punctured. Later, gorgeous!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7058 on: December 01, 2011, 05:18:59 PM »
I said I wanted you to meet my mom, not eat her.


Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7059 on: December 01, 2011, 07:14:07 PM »
I don't like moms. Good bye

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7060 on: December 01, 2011, 09:40:27 PM »
Moms, huh. So judgmental. I can't handle people who make sweeping generalizations like that.

They all suck generally.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7061 on: December 01, 2011, 11:13:30 PM »
but didn't you...yeah that's sort of hypercritical I think I'll go.

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7062 on: December 01, 2011, 11:17:22 PM »
I found you.. yet you still call yourself abandoned. I can't deal with that illogical way of thinking.. sooooo.. The toys are all yours, of course. And you can pick any extra boxes.. we did get them together, after all. *whistles uncomfortably* Ok so I'll umm.. see you later.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7063 on: December 01, 2011, 11:25:29 PM »


... makes me all blue, literally ... Your paint smears all my clothes and it's impossible to get off, especially the hand print on my short shorts. *whistles innocently* Of course I could just go around naked but your hand prints would be all over me then ... it just won't do. Time to call us a day  ::)

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7064 on: December 01, 2011, 11:40:42 PM »
You know, in the beginning you couldn't get enough of my hand prints on you. Now you just think they're messy. Well, I've got news for you: I think your cookies are too sweet! Goodbye!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7065 on: December 01, 2011, 11:45:15 PM »
cookies that are too sweet , blasphemy. bye

Offline Mordred

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« Reply #7066 on: December 02, 2011, 01:09:32 AM »
Speaking of cookies.. what's with all the crumbs in my coffin? Toys are one thing.. a stale bit of oat in my thigh? Oh you adorable thing, I'm sorry.. this just ain't working. I'll even let you keep the win. For 24 hours. Unless it gets stolen. Or misplaced. Or I forget. *vanishes in a swirl of shadow*

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7067 on: December 02, 2011, 03:17:22 AM »
There you go, vanishing again, you are are so transparent. Those weren't crumbs that was itching powder. Good riddance.

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7068 on: December 02, 2011, 12:19:00 PM »
Sure it wasn't ants?? Ah yes, the ants. Everywhere I look.. ants! I used to like ants. Thought they were cool. Even kinda cuddly, for an insect. Not in my hair. Not in my cereal (Count Chockula). And absolutely not in my coffin. The coffee.. yeah that was funny. Nowhere else. Time for an ant free zone. You, out!

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7069 on: December 02, 2011, 01:34:59 PM »
Excuse me, but wasn't it you who insisted on having your precious ants at our wedding? Yeah, the house is mine, you leave. :P

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7070 on: December 02, 2011, 06:37:00 PM »
Once.. like a certain puppy.. the ants did as I wished. Hell, all I had to do was think and they would scurry around, ready to do my bidding. Then? Waking up on a beach, tied.. ready for the sun to come fry my ass.. I felt like Gulliver on a Dead Acid Trip.. and why? All because I threw you in my jello pit a few times? You told me you liked it! What changed? No.. can't take it any more. I may be lifeless.. but I still have a few scrawny strands of sanity. Later, babe!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7071 on: December 02, 2011, 07:47:50 PM »
I always thought if I searched hard enough I'd find a pulse but I couldn't, just blue skin and a short white pants. You're not who I thought you were at all ... sm ... smoking isn't good for either of us. It just wasn't meant to be.

Offline Mordred

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« Reply #7072 on: December 02, 2011, 07:53:13 PM »
Using a little wooden scraper to find my pulse.. you know I have thing about sharp wooden objects yet I'm sure you were holding back a grin as you waved that thing so dangerously close. Sleeping with one eye open, even if your blood is sooooooo damn sweet.. I just can't do. Sorry delicious one.. we gotta part ways. Tomorrow. *grins*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7073 on: December 02, 2011, 08:03:45 PM »
Tomorrow is another day but today I cannot bear it. I need to break up with you for no other reason that your perfection is too much for one as flawed as I am.

Offline Ramman

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #7074 on: December 02, 2011, 08:52:38 PM »
Sorry as much as I love Irish women, we've grown apart...and I'm an outrageous dbag, you can do better.