Oh, so you're the one breaking up with me? You're really doing this hunh?
Well I have news for you Belle!
I found out that you've been the one lying to *me* this entire time.
You told me your name as Bella, and used to date this one shiny stalker dude who called himself a vampire and you wanted to try on a nice loyal servant guy for a change who wouldn't creep you out, but as it turns out, your name is Belle, and you've only been with me because that guy with all that really long fur and huge horns was upset that you made him into a human just until he got over the fact he was actually prettier now than he was before.
I know why you really broke up with me, and it isn't because of some silly rumor your heard.
I'm sorry, but, no, I'm not putting up with your lies any longer.
Fare well Belle.