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Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6875 on: October 31, 2011, 10:37:07 PM »
I just...I just want....MORE!  More than a thumb every now and then!  I'm a woman, TM!  I've got to have ALL of you!  I'm sorry, but ya just don't give me what I need.  We're through.  Done.  *Breaks out in song*

Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover + lyrics


You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Ooo slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
Don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
Get yourself free

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6876 on: November 01, 2011, 12:30:33 AM »
Remember when the thumb was enough? Those were good days. Sigh. Goodbye.

Offline DarkWorld0BrightHope

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6877 on: November 01, 2011, 01:17:43 AM »
I must depart from our relationship Stone, I've never quite figured out who you were. One minute you were a lady at the crotch of a fellow you were loving and the next you were the crotch of a fellow who had a lady at you. It is all too confusing, and since you will not simply remain one of those identities, I must depart.
Farewell, may your unusual form of schizophrenia suit you well.

Offline DTW

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6878 on: November 01, 2011, 02:47:03 AM »
You're always carrying that stupid boy with you  and your tongue just isn't as flexible as it use to be.

Offline Aemirys

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6879 on: November 01, 2011, 06:35:38 AM »
I'm sorry DTW this just isn't working out.... your too... too gentle.

I need someone who isn't afraid to do unspeakable things to me. I need someone who wants to do unspeakable things to me!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6880 on: November 01, 2011, 08:09:26 PM »
I'm not speaking to you anymore - so - it's over!

Offline Souture

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6881 on: November 01, 2011, 08:11:46 PM »
Ummm Belle, well I wasn't getting the attention I wanted so I left for someone who has time for me and we are happy, running off to Vegas tomorrow. SO BAI BAI!

Offline Jet

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6882 on: November 01, 2011, 09:10:18 PM »
As it turns out, I'm not okay with this Vegas wedding idea of yours, so I'm just gonna split.

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6883 on: November 01, 2011, 09:26:17 PM »
Let's learn from Kim Kardashian and just -not- get married....not even say we did....then we skip the 72 days of indecision....Austa La Bye Bye

Offline Jet

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6884 on: November 01, 2011, 10:00:41 PM »
You misinterpret me all the time. It wasn't just Vegas; I don't want to get married. Don't you ever listen? It's fine. Now I don't even want to have a relationship with you at all.

Offline abandoneddolly

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6885 on: November 01, 2011, 10:08:08 PM »
I dont want to have a relationship with you either.

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6886 on: November 01, 2011, 10:14:45 PM »
You're just... such a doll.  O:)

Offline abandoneddolly

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6887 on: November 01, 2011, 11:10:49 PM »
well if you think a doll is a bad thing, then you have not properly played with me. you missed your chance now.

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6888 on: November 01, 2011, 11:20:50 PM »
Dolls are wonderful...but "voodoo dolls"?  *Shivers!*  I'm sorry, but all this black magic is tripping me out!  You gotsa go! 

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6889 on: November 01, 2011, 11:24:01 PM »
I love you but your to distracting. I should be writing my novel now, but no I had to take time out to break up with you. this wont work at all.

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6890 on: November 02, 2011, 12:07:14 AM »
You're so busy with your novels, you never have any time for me!

Offline MiaFire

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6891 on: November 02, 2011, 01:56:32 AM »
You complain I have no time for you but when I want to spend time with you, you're sleeping! We're done!

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6892 on: November 02, 2011, 02:04:52 AM »
You could sleep with me! You could get a day job, but noooo, you have to be all different. We're through.  XD

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6893 on: November 02, 2011, 02:09:25 AM »
Dude....I told you, her or me...her or me...HER OR ME....GET OUT!!!

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6894 on: November 02, 2011, 02:46:26 AM »
Must you get so stuck up on a flimsy little matter like the girl at my knee? I'm sorry; I need someone mature enough to accomodate these things.  XD

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6895 on: November 02, 2011, 02:55:57 AM »
Oh yeah, that's right...call me old fashioned for -not- wanting a NAKED GIRL attached to you at your waist! *tosses up hands* GET OUT!!

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6896 on: November 02, 2011, 02:58:27 AM »
Whatever gets you out: you're so old fashioned!  XD

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6897 on: November 02, 2011, 03:06:33 AM »
and you're so.....so.......NAKED.....GET OUT!!!!

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6898 on: November 02, 2011, 03:07:34 AM »
And you're always overdressed! Goodbye!

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6899 on: November 02, 2011, 03:11:19 AM »
*Wags a finger* and you think that dressed is having another person covering you!.....G...E...T.....O...U...T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!