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Offline Kahlen

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6825 on: October 27, 2011, 06:41:09 AM »
I am breaking up with you because you included 'Ken' among your GIJOEs!

That is so not manly ~.~

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6826 on: October 27, 2011, 06:43:54 AM »
Mistaking Chuckles as Ken. Everyone knows Chuckles is awesome! You're so out of my life!

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6827 on: October 27, 2011, 10:49:47 PM »
These panties aren't mine. You've been wearing women's clothing again haven't you! Pack your girl smut and leave!

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6828 on: October 28, 2011, 02:00:38 AM »
That's so typical. Don't pin those panties on me just because they don't fit anymore. Huff.  O:)

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6829 on: October 30, 2011, 10:21:39 AM »
My knees are bruised, I can't do this any more! I'm leaving for someone who likes other positions!

Offline HymenBreacher

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6830 on: October 30, 2011, 10:35:52 AM »
Go away until you learn how to wear kneepads properly.

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6831 on: October 30, 2011, 10:38:45 AM »
I told you to shave, man...how many times did I tell you to shave!! Get the hell out!!

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6832 on: October 30, 2011, 10:40:52 AM »
Quit smoking; it's disturbing the ambiance of the house!

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6833 on: October 30, 2011, 10:47:53 AM »
I told you to get rid of the chick...how many times did I tell you to get rid of the chick! Get the hell out!!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6834 on: October 30, 2011, 11:07:10 AM »
Im sorry, I just can not see how I can be with someone that is so black and white. I know that I myself am pale, but my lips are red at least. I need something more. Call me when technicolor comes out.

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6835 on: October 30, 2011, 11:07:56 AM »
All that color makes me blind. Come back when you're all used up and faded. Purity, shmurity.

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6836 on: October 30, 2011, 11:11:41 AM »
What the hell...you still have the girl!!! GET OUT!!

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6837 on: October 30, 2011, 11:41:53 AM »
And you're still smoking! Go away!  XD

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6838 on: October 30, 2011, 11:44:11 AM »
*gets sentimental* I always liked that you were black and white....now leave the girl....and get out!

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6839 on: October 30, 2011, 11:49:11 AM »
Leave her for you, you mean. So typical. How come you never shared any of your stuff with me all this time, huh? How about you leave the house, huh?

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6840 on: October 30, 2011, 11:50:58 AM »
Really, Stone...really? *says with his hands on his hips indignantly* I have a cigarette in my mouth...you have your finger in her's!!GET OUT!!!

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6841 on: October 30, 2011, 11:53:02 AM »
Huff. All these months you coulda had my fingers in your mouth anytime you wanted. But you were never in the mood. Oh, honey, I have a headache, oh, honey, I have a toothache, oh, honey, I have a MOOD. Screw that.

Enjoy the cigarette.

*snickers*

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6842 on: October 30, 2011, 11:57:48 AM »
*Assumes that last one from Stone was for HymenBreacher...BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER CALL HIM HONEY!!!*

Offline DTW

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6843 on: October 30, 2011, 12:01:19 PM »
Sorry I've always preferred Robert RedFord.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6844 on: October 30, 2011, 01:09:58 PM »
You always play around with women and never with me! We're done. :P

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6845 on: October 30, 2011, 05:11:41 PM »
Put the knife down, or I'm leaving.   

I mean it.

Last warning. 

Fine!!!! It's over !!!!!! *storms out*

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6846 on: October 30, 2011, 09:26:54 PM »
You never look at me. Buh bye!

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6847 on: October 31, 2011, 01:30:14 AM »
I'm a bit tired of having your crotch in my face 24/7!  I need a litte variety, Dude!  We're D.O.N.E!!    ;P

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6848 on: October 31, 2011, 01:47:35 AM »
*stabs at the contract with his finger* right there, missy...mask, yes....BOOB out NOOOOOOOOOOO! GET OUT!!!

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6849 on: October 31, 2011, 02:16:49 AM »
Waffles and chicken??  Are you for real??  I'm sorry, but I just can't be with someone who mixes his breakfast foods with his dinner foods!  It's just too bizarre for this girl!  Take your plate and leave!  WAIT!  *Grabs a piece of chicken*  I'm going to miss your secret recipe!  Good-bye!