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Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6800 on: October 21, 2011, 11:50:10 AM »
You forgot this part afterwards, Sybl.

"It isn't you... it is me. I don't love you anymore..."

And oh... wtf is Castrati?

Now what is that suppose to mean? I like the black banner, though. :D

And why the hell can't you receive PMs now?

Keep in touch. Huggles.

Wild Dog, you silly goose ;) Castrati isn't a good thing
You are right I can't receive or send PMs-maybe someday..but, for now, I am breaking up with you, ha ha.

Offline Finothing

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6801 on: October 21, 2011, 05:57:15 PM »
Sybl, I'm the jealous type and your eyes...well, they make me feel ugly compared to you. I just can't be with someone prettier than I!

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6802 on: October 22, 2011, 06:30:27 PM »
It's nothing you did. In fact, you have been beyond perfect! A source of blood that left me never even in the slightest need. Ah but you see, that is a problem. A vampire needs a variety. As humans need to encounter trials throughout their meager scurrying lives, so to does a vampire need those wild varieties that gush soooo wonderfully from different sweet sources. And you, scrumptious one, are simply too tasty. Why venture out when I have the finest wine here within my grasp? So yes.. my only choice is a one way ticket six feet below for as long as it takes. *eyes her warily* Still not sure if you are fully human or not but.. those fibers that construct me are patient ones.. despite my constant protests to the contrary. Later gorgeous! Well, after.. please.. one more drink?

Offline DTW

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6803 on: October 22, 2011, 07:00:35 PM »
Too much gray. I need colorin my life.

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6804 on: October 23, 2011, 05:53:57 AM »
You creep me out, man...YOU CREEP ME OUT! *Points to the door*

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6805 on: October 23, 2011, 08:17:15 PM »
Breakup?  Pfffff!  Not gonna happen. 

Offline Deci

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6806 on: October 23, 2011, 08:43:42 PM »
We've broken up before...I think it's time we break up again, officially.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6807 on: October 23, 2011, 08:47:34 PM »
Stop looking at me like that - I think we both agree this is for the best.  Farewell.

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6808 on: October 24, 2011, 04:05:27 AM »
Maybe if you got off that bed and worked your ass sometimes this would be difficult.  O:)

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6809 on: October 24, 2011, 10:15:47 AM »
I'm sick of your constant flirting with others and ignoring me! Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Offline Deci

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6810 on: October 25, 2011, 02:38:16 PM »
You gained a lot of weight and turned green, need I say more?

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6811 on: October 25, 2011, 02:46:51 PM »
You look like a girl, and I just need my men manly, okay!

Offline Deci

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6812 on: October 25, 2011, 03:31:10 PM »
We were never more than friends. Besides, I slept with your sister...she thought I was pretty manly  ;D

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6813 on: October 26, 2011, 03:50:39 AM »
First of all he's my brother, and second of all, he thinks everyone, including Oprah, is manly. Third of all, you should have bought me the necklace I wanted. Huff.

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6814 on: October 26, 2011, 06:52:48 PM »
You are just too kinky for me, Thumb Master!  I mean, I am no prude, not by a long shot!  But this little "thumb in the mouth" trick where you get me to turn my head to one side while you try to...put things in my ear?  Nuh uh!  NOT happening!  And yes...I do have virgin ears!  Shoo!  Scram!  I'm done!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6815 on: October 26, 2011, 07:00:57 PM »
All you ever do is touch your butt. You never touch me. We're done.

Offline Anesa

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« Reply #6816 on: October 26, 2011, 07:08:19 PM »
Every time I turn around, you're looking at another woman!  See?  THERE!  Just like you're doing now.  Your eyes should be on ME!  And don't think I can't see that little cocked eyebrow of yours!  You think you're sooo slick and secretive.  Fine!  You think the grass might be greener on the other side?  Then go!  Find yourself another fool!  I need a man who will commit!  I'm not sticking around to be your "fall girl"! 

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6817 on: October 26, 2011, 07:18:41 PM »
You're already in hand cuffs. I just can't deal with a criminal girl.

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6818 on: October 26, 2011, 07:40:36 PM »
I'm tired of being cuffed all the time!  See ya Clefty!  Wait, I'll need that key!



;P

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6819 on: October 26, 2011, 07:54:08 PM »
Mesh underwear. Total turn off.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6820 on: October 27, 2011, 01:16:45 AM »
I liked you better when you were your own mom.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6821 on: October 27, 2011, 04:44:56 AM »
You keep nibbling on my thumb instead of on m... you know.
Until you actually listen and buy some glasses this between us cannot continue!
Take care, wishing the best, and watch out to not walk against the wall again.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6822 on: October 27, 2011, 04:49:55 AM »
You smell funny. Not like haha funny, but like dead dead funny. Which is okay.

Your hair is weird. Not like Woody Allen weird, but like Oprah Winfrey weird. Which is okay.

Your fingers kind of fall off if I try to bite them. Not like cartoon fall off, but like zombie fall off. Which is okay.

I guess I don't really have a reason for breaking up with you except... I'm a girl. Not like a girl girl, but like a... whatever!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6823 on: October 27, 2011, 06:34:55 AM »
I will no longer tolerate your 'thumb' sized ....stuff.  8-)

Bye bye Stoney~

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6824 on: October 27, 2011, 06:38:30 AM »
I will not tolerate your dolls! I need space in the house to keep my GIJOEs too, you know!