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Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6800 on: October 27, 2011, 01:16:45 AM »
I liked you better when you were your own mom.

Offline Samael

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6801 on: October 27, 2011, 04:44:56 AM »
You keep nibbling on my thumb instead of on m... you know.
Until you actually listen and buy some glasses this between us cannot continue!
Take care, wishing the best, and watch out to not walk against the wall again.

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6802 on: October 27, 2011, 04:49:55 AM »
You smell funny. Not like haha funny, but like dead dead funny. Which is okay.

Your hair is weird. Not like Woody Allen weird, but like Oprah Winfrey weird. Which is okay.

Your fingers kind of fall off if I try to bite them. Not like cartoon fall off, but like zombie fall off. Which is okay.

I guess I don't really have a reason for breaking up with you except... I'm a girl. Not like a girl girl, but like a... whatever!

Offline Kahlen

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6803 on: October 27, 2011, 06:34:55 AM »
I will no longer tolerate your 'thumb' sized ....stuff.  8-)

Bye bye Stoney~

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6804 on: October 27, 2011, 06:38:30 AM »
I will not tolerate your dolls! I need space in the house to keep my GIJOEs too, you know!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6805 on: October 27, 2011, 06:41:09 AM »
I am breaking up with you because you included 'Ken' among your GIJOEs!

That is so not manly ~.~

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6806 on: October 27, 2011, 06:43:54 AM »
Mistaking Chuckles as Ken. Everyone knows Chuckles is awesome! You're so out of my life!

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6807 on: October 27, 2011, 10:49:47 PM »
These panties aren't mine. You've been wearing women's clothing again haven't you! Pack your girl smut and leave!

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6808 on: October 28, 2011, 02:00:38 AM »
That's so typical. Don't pin those panties on me just because they don't fit anymore. Huff.  O:)

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6809 on: October 30, 2011, 10:21:39 AM »
My knees are bruised, I can't do this any more! I'm leaving for someone who likes other positions!

Offline HymenBreacher

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6810 on: October 30, 2011, 10:35:52 AM »
Go away until you learn how to wear kneepads properly.

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6811 on: October 30, 2011, 10:38:45 AM »
I told you to shave, man...how many times did I tell you to shave!! Get the hell out!!

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6812 on: October 30, 2011, 10:40:52 AM »
Quit smoking; it's disturbing the ambiance of the house!

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6813 on: October 30, 2011, 10:47:53 AM »
I told you to get rid of the chick...how many times did I tell you to get rid of the chick! Get the hell out!!

Offline Story Tale

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6814 on: October 30, 2011, 11:07:10 AM »
Im sorry, I just can not see how I can be with someone that is so black and white. I know that I myself am pale, but my lips are red at least. I need something more. Call me when technicolor comes out.

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6815 on: October 30, 2011, 11:07:56 AM »
All that color makes me blind. Come back when you're all used up and faded. Purity, shmurity.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6816 on: October 30, 2011, 11:11:41 AM »
What the hell...you still have the girl!!! GET OUT!!

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6817 on: October 30, 2011, 11:41:53 AM »
And you're still smoking! Go away!  XD

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6818 on: October 30, 2011, 11:44:11 AM »
*gets sentimental* I always liked that you were black and white....now leave the girl....and get out!

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6819 on: October 30, 2011, 11:49:11 AM »
Leave her for you, you mean. So typical. How come you never shared any of your stuff with me all this time, huh? How about you leave the house, huh?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6820 on: October 30, 2011, 11:50:58 AM »
Really, Stone...really? *says with his hands on his hips indignantly* I have a cigarette in my mouth...you have your finger in her's!!GET OUT!!!

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6821 on: October 30, 2011, 11:53:02 AM »
Huff. All these months you coulda had my fingers in your mouth anytime you wanted. But you were never in the mood. Oh, honey, I have a headache, oh, honey, I have a toothache, oh, honey, I have a MOOD. Screw that.

Enjoy the cigarette.

*snickers*

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6822 on: October 30, 2011, 11:57:48 AM »
*Assumes that last one from Stone was for HymenBreacher...BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER CALL HIM HONEY!!!*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6823 on: October 30, 2011, 12:01:19 PM »
Sorry I've always preferred Robert RedFord.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6824 on: October 30, 2011, 01:09:58 PM »
You always play around with women and never with me! We're done. :P