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Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6775 on: October 20, 2011, 01:00:09 AM »
You stole my dog's heart. Ok, not literally.. you didn't take it out or anything.. but when Morticia sees you, that adorable little beat inside her goes far crazier than when her lovely red eyes behold the creature who named her. Yeah.. I see how her crazy little tongue licks your face. Even the way her canines playfully grab your neck. She used to do that to mine. Now she halfheartedly pounces but yeah.. she is totally yours. What's next, my box? I keep having daymares of diving inside only to have the thing open up and toss my ass out into the toxic sunlit air. Yep, I'm losing my mind. I think it's best if we part ways. So long, Green Eyes. It was wild!

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6776 on: October 20, 2011, 01:26:34 AM »
 >:) I have the dog, what more could I want..oh, yes, the coffee maker.. yeah.

Offline emily t

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6777 on: October 20, 2011, 02:45:26 AM »
You always take, take, take. I've got nothing left to give, I just can't go on like this any more. We're through.

Offline Wild Dog

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6778 on: October 21, 2011, 09:30:03 AM »
It isn't you.. It is me.

You forgot this part afterwards, Sybl.

"It isn't you... it is me. I don't love you anymore..."

And oh... wtf is Castrati?

Now what is that suppose to mean? I like the black banner, though. :D

And why the hell can't you receive PMs now?

Keep in touch. Huggles.

Offline Finothing

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6779 on: October 21, 2011, 11:40:17 AM »
I'm sorry Mad Hatter. It's...it's your hair...frankly, I'm jealous.

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6780 on: October 21, 2011, 11:50:10 AM »
You forgot this part afterwards, Sybl.

"It isn't you... it is me. I don't love you anymore..."

And oh... wtf is Castrati?

Now what is that suppose to mean? I like the black banner, though. :D

And why the hell can't you receive PMs now?

Keep in touch. Huggles.

Wild Dog, you silly goose ;) Castrati isn't a good thing
You are right I can't receive or send PMs-maybe someday..but, for now, I am breaking up with you, ha ha.

Offline Finothing

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6781 on: October 21, 2011, 05:57:15 PM »
Sybl, I'm the jealous type and your eyes...well, they make me feel ugly compared to you. I just can't be with someone prettier than I!

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6782 on: October 22, 2011, 06:30:27 PM »
It's nothing you did. In fact, you have been beyond perfect! A source of blood that left me never even in the slightest need. Ah but you see, that is a problem. A vampire needs a variety. As humans need to encounter trials throughout their meager scurrying lives, so to does a vampire need those wild varieties that gush soooo wonderfully from different sweet sources. And you, scrumptious one, are simply too tasty. Why venture out when I have the finest wine here within my grasp? So yes.. my only choice is a one way ticket six feet below for as long as it takes. *eyes her warily* Still not sure if you are fully human or not but.. those fibers that construct me are patient ones.. despite my constant protests to the contrary. Later gorgeous! Well, after.. please.. one more drink?

Offline Love And Submission

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6783 on: October 22, 2011, 07:00:35 PM »
Too much gray. I need colorin my life.

Offline Jeffrey

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6784 on: October 23, 2011, 05:53:57 AM »
You creep me out, man...YOU CREEP ME OUT! *Points to the door*

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6785 on: October 23, 2011, 08:17:15 PM »
Breakup?  Pfffff!  Not gonna happen. 

Offline Deci

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6786 on: October 23, 2011, 08:43:42 PM »
We've broken up before...I think it's time we break up again, officially.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6787 on: October 23, 2011, 08:47:34 PM »
Stop looking at me like that - I think we both agree this is for the best.  Farewell.

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6788 on: October 24, 2011, 04:05:27 AM »
Maybe if you got off that bed and worked your ass sometimes this would be difficult.  O:)

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6789 on: October 24, 2011, 10:15:47 AM »
I'm sick of your constant flirting with others and ignoring me! Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Offline Deci

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6790 on: October 25, 2011, 02:38:16 PM »
You gained a lot of weight and turned green, need I say more?

Offline Stone

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6791 on: October 25, 2011, 02:46:51 PM »
You look like a girl, and I just need my men manly, okay!

Offline Deci

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6792 on: October 25, 2011, 03:31:10 PM »
We were never more than friends. Besides, I slept with your sister...she thought I was pretty manly  ;D

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6793 on: October 26, 2011, 03:50:39 AM »
First of all he's my brother, and second of all, he thinks everyone, including Oprah, is manly. Third of all, you should have bought me the necklace I wanted. Huff.

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6794 on: October 26, 2011, 06:52:48 PM »
You are just too kinky for me, Thumb Master!  I mean, I am no prude, not by a long shot!  But this little "thumb in the mouth" trick where you get me to turn my head to one side while you try to...put things in my ear?  Nuh uh!  NOT happening!  And yes...I do have virgin ears!  Shoo!  Scram!  I'm done!

Offline Love And Submission

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6795 on: October 26, 2011, 07:00:57 PM »
All you ever do is touch your butt. You never touch me. We're done.

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6796 on: October 26, 2011, 07:08:19 PM »
Every time I turn around, you're looking at another woman!  See?  THERE!  Just like you're doing now.  Your eyes should be on ME!  And don't think I can't see that little cocked eyebrow of yours!  You think you're sooo slick and secretive.  Fine!  You think the grass might be greener on the other side?  Then go!  Find yourself another fool!  I need a man who will commit!  I'm not sticking around to be your "fall girl"! 

Offline Love And Submission

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6797 on: October 26, 2011, 07:18:41 PM »
You're already in hand cuffs. I just can't deal with a criminal girl.

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6798 on: October 26, 2011, 07:40:36 PM »
I'm tired of being cuffed all the time!  See ya Clefty!  Wait, I'll need that key!



;P

Offline Love And Submission

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6799 on: October 26, 2011, 07:54:08 PM »
Mesh underwear. Total turn off.