So, wherever you want to be, eh? Yeah, I definitely dig when that's all cozy and warm in my box.. certainly no complaints there. Or when I wake all ravenous and primal, lift my lid.. to find you leaning close, tapping that sweeeeeet pulse inside that gorgeous neck! Didn't know vampires also howled, did ya now? Thought that was a trait only the four-legged cousins portrayed? Ahhh, but when you decide to not only use my box as a table... BUT.. chain it closed? With me inside? Then you wonder why I got all medieval when I burst out, destroying the oldest remnant I had from those old times I loved so much? I overreacted? Huh?
Anyway.. sorry babe.. this was wild and a blast and.. you'll sure be missed.. but for your own safety, I gotta split. You'll thank me! I promise.