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Offline elone

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6575 on: September 07, 2011, 11:37:16 PM »
The last time we picnicked it rained like 2 drops and you moaned all day about your hair. Then it was the ants and bugs. Face it, you are not an outdoors girl. You don't know what you want, neither do I, but I know one thing, it isn't you. Bye.

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6576 on: September 08, 2011, 01:03:11 AM »
Once again you have me mixed up with another. That's it. Good bye.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6577 on: September 08, 2011, 01:06:57 AM »
Really? You say the same thing every time. I'm so over it. bye!

Offline Elfboi1337

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6578 on: September 08, 2011, 01:19:01 AM »
Quit bitching, at least I have a somewhat normal life. I cannot deal with your binge drinking, and loose sexual life. I am so over you.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6579 on: September 08, 2011, 01:22:16 AM »
The dog, why did it have to be the dog!  You need to see a psychologist!  That's just sick!  Good bye!

Offline Elfboi1337

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6580 on: September 08, 2011, 01:25:33 AM »
At least I am open minded! The only thing open about you is your mouth, as you stand slack jawed shying away from all healthy social interactions. Your a sociopath of sorts, and yes I have seen your history. Loli? At least the dog is of age.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6581 on: September 08, 2011, 07:54:33 AM »
I'm all for kinky - but I can't be with a guy who says his ex was a bitch - and means it literally.  It's over!

Offline Splackwell

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6582 on: September 08, 2011, 09:07:40 AM »
Really? did you have to blow the pizza guy because you didn't have a tip? We are done!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6583 on: September 08, 2011, 09:23:16 AM »
I lied - the "pizza guy" was your brother.  We're running away together.  Sorry.  Bye!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6584 on: September 08, 2011, 09:27:02 AM »
What!!? You ate all the icecream we were supposed to have kinky fun with? That's it. You are out.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6585 on: September 08, 2011, 09:33:39 AM »
You have a lot of nerve talking to me about ice cream when you've never shared any with me! *spanks and leaves, yelling behind me*  We are through!!!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6586 on: September 08, 2011, 10:44:40 AM »
I am breaking up with you for the following reasons

- Rattling my bones
- Turning me over and over
- Making me a disaster
- Making my heart beat faster.

It's too much!

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6587 on: September 08, 2011, 12:45:17 PM »
I'm tired of you always looking at her! Good bye!  XD

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6588 on: September 08, 2011, 02:19:41 PM »
It's crazy how gorgeous you are.  I'm afraid it's causing me to obsess a bit.  So, I'm going to get out before I lose complete control and make a fool of myself.  Bye gorgeous.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6589 on: September 08, 2011, 02:27:01 PM »
I am breaking up with you for the exact same reason! Goodbye, Belle.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6590 on: September 08, 2011, 02:40:44 PM »
Ditto!  I'm of to find someone less attractive! 

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6591 on: September 08, 2011, 02:49:07 PM »
I can't focus on work if you are going to be dressed like this everyday! And I really need this job. Can we break up so that I can make a living?

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6592 on: September 08, 2011, 02:58:15 PM »
You have to stop showing up at my job.  If I get fired - we're done.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6593 on: September 08, 2011, 03:00:37 PM »
Your job is more important than me? Okay! Marry your job then. I am calling off our engagement.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6594 on: September 08, 2011, 03:25:32 PM »
The socks on the floor is the last straw. Do your own laundry, I'm leaving.

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6595 on: September 08, 2011, 04:02:24 PM »
Laundry?! That's what drove you over the edge, bloody laundry?! Gah! Fine, leave! Good riddance!!

Offline MiaFire

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6596 on: September 08, 2011, 04:38:28 PM »
I swear that's the last time you poke me with that sword!! That's it! I'm gone!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6597 on: September 08, 2011, 09:12:21 PM »
You have multiple personality disorder! Look at you- there's at least three of them! Come back when you have decided ho you want me to be with.

Offline MiaFire

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6598 on: September 08, 2011, 09:14:02 PM »
I've tried being sweet. I've tried charming. And I've tried charming. That's it! I'm tired of trying.

Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6599 on: September 08, 2011, 09:43:41 PM »
Maybe if you stuck to one we would have worked out. I can handle so many charms before I get confused about how much you really like me. It's my water isn't it, you want it all for yourself, well I'm leaving before you can get it.