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Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6475 on: August 29, 2011, 08:02:57 PM »
You're too perfect.  I know you must have some flaws - but you refuse to let me see them.  I think you're hiding something.  It's over!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6476 on: August 29, 2011, 08:04:58 PM »
I found your secret stash of Justin Bieber CDs! Get out of here before I explode or something.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6477 on: August 29, 2011, 08:14:28 PM »
That's not mine - it's Mordred's!  *laughs*  But it's nice to know you'd break up with me over music preferences.  I need someone less shallow.  Goodbye!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6478 on: August 29, 2011, 08:20:52 PM »
You are a blanket hog and you kick in your sleep and say strange things. I can't take this any more. Let's split while we are still talking to each other.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6479 on: August 29, 2011, 08:29:20 PM »
You're always yelling at me for wearing your shirts.  Can't you just get more?  Just leave!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6480 on: August 29, 2011, 08:34:17 PM »
I know you are a passionate girl but giving me a hickey on my neck daily is causing too many people to stare at work. Let's take a break until you get over this fixation.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6481 on: August 29, 2011, 09:05:59 PM »
You used to love my oral fixation.  Stop trying to change me.  We're done!

Offline Jet

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6482 on: August 29, 2011, 09:08:02 PM »
I do love your oral fixation, but sometimes I like to mix it up a bit, get a little kinky with the ropes and blindfold. The moment you want to experiment some more, give me a shout. Until then, I think we ought to make ourselves scarce.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6483 on: August 29, 2011, 09:13:40 PM »
I don't do kinky on the first date.  Now scoot!

Offline Jet

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6484 on: August 29, 2011, 09:14:37 PM »
How about on the third or fourth? The tenth? I never expected to start out with it, but after a while I start to wonder when you're going to give in. If it's not ever going to be, then we weren't made to be together.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6485 on: August 29, 2011, 09:19:45 PM »
I'm worth the wait.  If you don't know that by now - well then... good riddance! 

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6486 on: August 29, 2011, 11:10:49 PM »
Baby, i waited. I waited all day long but you didn't come. You broke my heart. It's best that we end this now. Goodbye.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6487 on: August 29, 2011, 11:12:57 PM »
Waiting isn't the way to make a girl come.  I thought you knew you had to take action if you want such a reaction.  Geeeesh - I'm out of here!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6488 on: August 29, 2011, 11:16:19 PM »
You can't cook as well as your mama and you never told me that! Get outta here and take some cooking lessons from mama and come back when you are ready. I am through with you until then.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6489 on: August 29, 2011, 11:18:19 PM »
I don't have to know how to cook - I'm hot!  Now make like Michael Jackson and beat it!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6490 on: August 29, 2011, 11:22:07 PM »
Our sex schedule isnt really compatible. I am at my horniest when you are at your snooziest and vice versa. I am finding someone more compatible. You can leave now. And take your hamster as well.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6491 on: August 29, 2011, 11:26:47 PM »
That's my dog!  Stop calling him a hamster!! We are done!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6492 on: August 29, 2011, 11:31:35 PM »
Your dog was more faithful than you were! Get out.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6493 on: August 29, 2011, 11:33:17 PM »
Hey - I never said we were exclusive!  You're too possessive! I'm so out of here!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6494 on: August 29, 2011, 11:39:41 PM »
I cheated on you with my secretary. She is wayyyyy hotter than you are. She is moving in with me so you had better get out. And oh, use the back door.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6495 on: August 29, 2011, 11:47:04 PM »
Oh my god!  Bastard *slaps*  She can have you!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6496 on: August 29, 2011, 11:48:38 PM »
Don't worry. I'll find someone good for you. Now beat it.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6497 on: August 30, 2011, 12:23:07 AM »
The last thing I need from you - is help finding a man.  Pffft!  Go away!

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6498 on: August 30, 2011, 01:17:48 AM »
You say that now. You know better, but oh well. You're out, scram.. shoo. :P

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6499 on: August 30, 2011, 07:24:17 AM »
You talk to me like I'm some sort of animal at the worst times but when I want it to spice things up a little you scurry away or brush it off. I don't want any excuses just pack your stuff and leave!