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Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 342926 times)

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Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6450 on: August 29, 2011, 06:57:45 PM »
I figured you liked ugly girls, you always liked the underdogs. Heck, you are an underdog. Leave.

Offline Slaven

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6451 on: August 29, 2011, 07:10:47 PM »
Pfft. You have known me long enough to know I'm no underdog in any aspect, just trying to make yourself feel better! We're done. ;)

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6452 on: August 29, 2011, 07:13:55 PM »
You certainly could fool me. You never take any thing serious. Especially your *cough* hair loss. Go away. :P

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6453 on: August 29, 2011, 07:32:14 PM »
I love you more than you love me - totally unsatisfactory.  Bye!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6454 on: August 29, 2011, 07:59:46 PM »
I am tired of debating who loves who more. I am breaking up with you until you can agree that I love you more. Goodbye, Belle. *blows a kiss*

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6455 on: August 29, 2011, 08:02:57 PM »
You're too perfect.  I know you must have some flaws - but you refuse to let me see them.  I think you're hiding something.  It's over!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6456 on: August 29, 2011, 08:04:58 PM »
I found your secret stash of Justin Bieber CDs! Get out of here before I explode or something.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6457 on: August 29, 2011, 08:14:28 PM »
That's not mine - it's Mordred's!  *laughs*  But it's nice to know you'd break up with me over music preferences.  I need someone less shallow.  Goodbye!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6458 on: August 29, 2011, 08:20:52 PM »
You are a blanket hog and you kick in your sleep and say strange things. I can't take this any more. Let's split while we are still talking to each other.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6459 on: August 29, 2011, 08:29:20 PM »
You're always yelling at me for wearing your shirts.  Can't you just get more?  Just leave!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6460 on: August 29, 2011, 08:34:17 PM »
I know you are a passionate girl but giving me a hickey on my neck daily is causing too many people to stare at work. Let's take a break until you get over this fixation.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6461 on: August 29, 2011, 09:05:59 PM »
You used to love my oral fixation.  Stop trying to change me.  We're done!

Offline Jet

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6462 on: August 29, 2011, 09:08:02 PM »
I do love your oral fixation, but sometimes I like to mix it up a bit, get a little kinky with the ropes and blindfold. The moment you want to experiment some more, give me a shout. Until then, I think we ought to make ourselves scarce.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6463 on: August 29, 2011, 09:13:40 PM »
I don't do kinky on the first date.  Now scoot!

Offline Jet

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6464 on: August 29, 2011, 09:14:37 PM »
How about on the third or fourth? The tenth? I never expected to start out with it, but after a while I start to wonder when you're going to give in. If it's not ever going to be, then we weren't made to be together.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6465 on: August 29, 2011, 09:19:45 PM »
I'm worth the wait.  If you don't know that by now - well then... good riddance! 

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6466 on: August 29, 2011, 11:10:49 PM »
Baby, i waited. I waited all day long but you didn't come. You broke my heart. It's best that we end this now. Goodbye.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6467 on: August 29, 2011, 11:12:57 PM »
Waiting isn't the way to make a girl come.  I thought you knew you had to take action if you want such a reaction.  Geeeesh - I'm out of here!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6468 on: August 29, 2011, 11:16:19 PM »
You can't cook as well as your mama and you never told me that! Get outta here and take some cooking lessons from mama and come back when you are ready. I am through with you until then.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6469 on: August 29, 2011, 11:18:19 PM »
I don't have to know how to cook - I'm hot!  Now make like Michael Jackson and beat it!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6470 on: August 29, 2011, 11:22:07 PM »
Our sex schedule isnt really compatible. I am at my horniest when you are at your snooziest and vice versa. I am finding someone more compatible. You can leave now. And take your hamster as well.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6471 on: August 29, 2011, 11:26:47 PM »
That's my dog!  Stop calling him a hamster!! We are done!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6472 on: August 29, 2011, 11:31:35 PM »
Your dog was more faithful than you were! Get out.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6473 on: August 29, 2011, 11:33:17 PM »
Hey - I never said we were exclusive!  You're too possessive! I'm so out of here!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6474 on: August 29, 2011, 11:39:41 PM »
I cheated on you with my secretary. She is wayyyyy hotter than you are. She is moving in with me so you had better get out. And oh, use the back door.