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Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6400 on: August 22, 2011, 06:34:24 AM »
It's okay I love OLD things, and you don't look very old. :) Yippee.. freedom. Bye  ;D

Offline DeadCell

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6401 on: August 22, 2011, 09:01:03 AM »
You need to listen Sybl, its over between us, you need to listen to me, this break up game we keep playing needs to end, I break up with you, you break up with me, it just needs to finish.  I am breaking up with you.

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6402 on: August 22, 2011, 09:02:22 AM »
Fine. It is finished. Don't think I will come back. I won't. Good bye.

Offline DeadCell

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6403 on: August 22, 2011, 09:03:17 AM »
Always need to get in the last word dont you? Beat it, hit the road Jack.

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6404 on: August 22, 2011, 01:12:36 PM »
I can no longer stand that annoying "buzz" sound of those wings of yours!  (I hope those are wings...;P)  At first, they were adorable!  You'd flutter them softly each time we kissed or made love.  But then, something changed!  Now it's a constant "flapping" ALL DAMN DAY LONG!  I find feathers ALL over the house.....EVERYWHERE!  They've clogged up one vacuum and two shop-vacs!  What's up with that?  Do I make you nervous? Too much caffeine?  I just can't take it anymore. We have to say good-bye now.  I hope you find what makes you happy.  *Turns with a heavy sigh to fetch her vacuum once more!*

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6405 on: August 26, 2011, 03:20:19 AM »
Alright.. I can't take the jibes any longer. And you know what I'm talking about. My coffin? I once decimated full villages in a single night.. and now I have smurfs on my box. Ok, fair enough. I hardly stare at it from the outside, so fine. Ahh but you had an extra little surprise for me! I opened the lid and.. you had it reupholstered! In blue! Not just any blue! Smurf Blue fur with red pants! And matching curtains! I laughed. It was so silly I totally caved and laughed my ass off. But then it sank in. I can't. I have that insane chant of theirs in my head and I know I will go totally bonkers if I keep seeing smurfs. I should actually have a couple hundred years before that happens.

Very sadly, goodbye my babygirl.

Offline MiaFire

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6406 on: August 26, 2011, 03:23:42 AM »
Omg! This is the perfect example! You're so long-winded to say we're over that I was done saying it while you were still talking. Bye

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6407 on: August 26, 2011, 03:29:35 AM »
Did I ask you to drink so much damn coffee? A few gulps of that awesome nectar and I'm bouncing of the walls! Then you blame me for yakking? Vampires on caffeine.. Is a tripped out combination. Sore gorgeous, but I gotta dive into a patch of ground. Is been a wild blast!

Offline MiaFire

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6408 on: August 26, 2011, 03:31:03 AM »
Coffee?! You're blaming your behavior on coffee? No way! Coffee is the best. Try again but not with me buddy

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6409 on: August 26, 2011, 05:59:41 PM »
After consulting with the coffee.. (which does speak to me.. in strange little voices only I can hear.. as they waft their lovely scents over my lecherous senses).. they have finally relented and take the blame for my 'behavior'. :P Yes, Coffee is the best. In fact, I stand at the front of the line in wishing they get the award each and every year.. but they are also, always, my main culprit. Just that way. :P So.. in light of these findings, I break it off with ye.. sadly yet determined to hold fast and make my way without the sweet taste of your lovely nectar. Later, babe!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6410 on: August 26, 2011, 06:08:30 PM »
It over.  I think you know why.

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6411 on: August 26, 2011, 06:12:23 PM »
What.. not even a parting drink? Not even a sly little tilting back of that lovely little neck and a little tap on the vein? No little teasing brush-ups as that pulse sends it's taunting song to my ravenous thirsts? Ha! Think you can get out that door faster than me? You can't fire me.. for I quit! Ohhh, you know what I mean.

You sure? Not just one last pity bite? No? Damn! Humans!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6412 on: August 26, 2011, 06:17:51 PM »
Stop making me laugh!!!  I'm breaking up with you, dammit! There's no laughing in break ups.  Now out... or wait - I'm still gonna need your part of the rent.  So... out of my room at least!!! *slams door*

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6413 on: August 26, 2011, 06:43:35 PM »
He's still living with you! I thought you two were over. I'm so not going there. Bye bye love.

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6414 on: August 26, 2011, 08:03:08 PM »
Waaaaaait a minute. You and her? While you and I? Oh man! What a tangled little web. Jeez, if I had known.. well yeah, that'd have been pretty cool. *drifts along at the possibilities.. long pause here.. a few minutes* So now, no you and her, no her and I, and no you and I. A dream come true that didn't actually come true? How can I even exist with that lingering tease always greeting my greedy mind each day? Damn.. time to dive into some dirt and be done with this century. Goodbye Red. Sadly.

Offline Slaven

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6415 on: August 26, 2011, 08:05:32 PM »
You told me what we had was eternal! After all the biting and and the sucking and the..How could you!? You said I was the best you had experienced in centuries! It's over, and don't come back begging for more you blood sucking heart breaker!

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6416 on: August 26, 2011, 08:09:22 PM »
Actually, it's the veins I break. But they are only tiny little incisions. Too small to detect and a little lick and they heal quite nicely. Anyway, what'chu whining about? You refused the Dark Gift! So it wasn't like you'd have been around that long anyway. I give you another 60 years tops. If my hair didn't grow back over-day, I'd have gone bald by all the hair you humans make me pull out. Adios!

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6417 on: August 26, 2011, 08:10:35 PM »
Well, obviously you have racism issues. As such I just don't see this working, and here it started off so well. :P

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6418 on: August 26, 2011, 08:23:08 PM »
You what?  With Him?  How many times?  Get out!!!

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6419 on: August 26, 2011, 08:28:57 PM »
Many times. :P

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6420 on: August 26, 2011, 08:29:18 PM »
I don't like all these bedroom 'rules that you insist on. Especially rule # 3 where I am supposed to slowly... ummm..you know which one I mean.. yeah, unless that rule is amended, I am out. Goodbye Belle.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6421 on: August 26, 2011, 08:30:44 PM »
I can't believe you called another woman by my name.  We are soooooo through*

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6422 on: August 26, 2011, 08:35:39 PM »
You were acting like that other woman! I need to be with someone more unique, so this is goodbye.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6423 on: August 26, 2011, 08:39:25 PM »
I'm dumping you for being such a ladies man. 

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6424 on: August 26, 2011, 08:42:25 PM »
I am dumping you for making my heart beat faster. It's alright once in a while but all the time?