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Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6250 on: August 06, 2011, 09:29:54 PM »
You stopped being perfect the day you got your pet hamster! And oh, your lap's still perfect, honey. But that hamster.... well... it's over!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6251 on: August 06, 2011, 09:41:08 PM »
You are obsessed with hamsters!   Since you won't explain it - I'm gonna have to cut my losses.  Now - shooo!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6252 on: August 06, 2011, 09:43:46 PM »
Belle, honey, you are awesome in bed and you are a great cook, but you can't sing for nuts. You know how much I love Madonna and Cyndi and all those other great voices. I need someone like that. Either you take singing lessons or you get out of here. Just get out anyway.

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6253 on: August 06, 2011, 09:49:36 PM »
I don't do ultimatums, and as far as that goes. I don't do you. Hit the road.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6254 on: August 06, 2011, 10:17:57 PM »
What use is someone who won't do me! I can't do you either. Pack up your bags and get out.

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6255 on: August 06, 2011, 10:30:21 PM »
This is my house. You leave.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6256 on: August 06, 2011, 10:32:39 PM »
Fine! Keep it and pay the mortgage as well! I am moving into my new GF's house. Goodbye, Sybl.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6257 on: August 06, 2011, 10:38:01 PM »
There's no way I can be with a kept man.  Goodbye, gigolo ;)

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6258 on: August 06, 2011, 10:42:27 PM »
I can't be with a brat however cute and hot and sexy she is. Goodbye, Belle. ;)

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6259 on: August 07, 2011, 05:15:57 PM »
Um, would you care to explain why I keep finding earrings and ladies undergarments that don't belong to me all around your place?  I tried to ignore it, but now your little friends are calling at all times of night and I think it's pretty clear that you've bee cheating.  Don't try to deny it - I've talked to one of your lovers and she's told me everything.  *slaps you and storms out, slamming the door behind me*

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6260 on: August 07, 2011, 06:42:09 PM »
They are all your earrings and undergarments. *holds up a bra* See, it even says B right here on the strap. You have short term memory loss and you hid it from me. I am getting out of this relationship before you develop long term memory loss and forget about me as well. I love your coffee but we can't be together. Goodbye.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6261 on: August 07, 2011, 06:43:59 PM »
You had an affair with my boss'' wife?? seriously??? I'm done! Goodbye!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6262 on: August 07, 2011, 06:47:54 PM »
I did it to further your career. How do you think you got promoted!? I can't be with someone who does not appreciate me. Now get out. Out!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6263 on: August 07, 2011, 07:35:44 PM »
That was a waste of your time since my career is going just fine.  You should have been more attentive to me instead of sleeping around.  Pack your things, mister...and beat it!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6264 on: August 07, 2011, 07:39:10 PM »
Your boss' wife told me all about your performance ratings. Yeah right! Your career was going fine because of me. And oh, the last time you made brownies, you didn't give me any. No use tempting me with some more this evening. Out!!

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6265 on: August 09, 2011, 10:00:17 AM »
 All you know how to do is whine. You want some cheese with your whine? Grocery store 6 miles... Start walking. Oh, and don't come back.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6266 on: August 09, 2011, 03:04:58 PM »
You are constantly arguing with your ex. He's out of your life, but yet you can't seem to let go of him completely. You don't even realize I'm around when you and him are into it. I need someone who forgets their past and focuses on me. I'm leaving, not that you'll notice.

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6267 on: August 09, 2011, 05:51:32 PM »
Does everything always have to be about you. Go, you're right, I won't miss you.

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6268 on: August 09, 2011, 10:43:16 PM »
What the heck are you staring at?! Whenever you stare at me like that, I start to get self-conscious. I always worry if I have something in my nose or teeth or if my liner is smudged and looks stupid. I also think wonder if I have a huge growing pimple or something. I just can't take it anymore.......STOP IT!  Okay that's the last straw!  We're through!

Offline Valchyrie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6269 on: August 09, 2011, 10:45:52 PM »
You know what? I'm getting tired of always being in the shadow. Here, take your god damn man -puts on "It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men!" and throws her a man- There, since you're so happy to cheat, cheat with them all to that song. Over and out.

Offline Envious Dreamer

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6270 on: August 09, 2011, 10:51:38 PM »
Why can't you see me as something more than a sexual deviant! I'm more than your toy too ease your boredom, I'm a woman, with feelings and i'll find someone who understands them! I've had enough of your malicious ways you scum ! Its over ~!

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6271 on: August 10, 2011, 01:22:46 AM »
When we met, you looked like a man,acted like a man, now you turn girlie.. Yikes, get out, I need a real Man, not some phony.

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6272 on: August 10, 2011, 01:23:54 AM »
Well, if you're going to be so picky, I guess I won't live up to your standards either. We're done here, pack your bags.

Offline Jet

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6273 on: August 10, 2011, 01:38:45 AM »
Quite frankly, your red hair and your fiery temperament drives me wild, but what would make you think you don't live up to my standards? I try to reassure you all the time that you are indeed good enough for me (maybe too good) but your constant need for reassurance has shattered my patience. I need some time alone.

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #6274 on: August 10, 2011, 02:05:41 AM »
That was perhaps the sweetest break up in the existence of breakups, but you still broke up with me, and it won't be one way. Have a nice life.