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Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5800 on: July 04, 2011, 07:41:38 PM »
Oh those taunts about the sun! Like I need reminding.. yes, I am aware how gorgeous it is.. and yes, you do have a lovely glow. Hell, I can even smell it's luscious touch upon your skin. Unfortunately, I might as well climb into a microwave as walk out into the sun. Hmm, then again, a microwave is more box-like.

Ok, enough of my babbling.. making jokes about my pale skin.. and my love of the dark.. at first it was cute, even a little bratty (which I can't help but admire).. but when you painted the sun on the bedroom walls.. hey! Quick laughing.. I nearly jumped outta my skin! You know how crazy I am when I first wake.

Yeah, proves my point.. you just don't get it. I either have to drain you, or leave you. *flips quarter*

I'm outta here! Adios, gorgeous!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5801 on: July 04, 2011, 10:24:22 PM »
I asked you to paint our room yellow, not blue.  *sighs*  It's like you don't even listen to me anymore.  I can't take it, goodbye!

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5802 on: July 04, 2011, 10:47:48 PM »
I warned you about my leaving blue handprints all over. You laughed it off. Said there was no way it could be truly that bad. But now, yeah now you run after me with the yellow can of paint. Yellow? Yes, that yellow thing.. I loved it.. and will always adore that you lined my coffin with it.. but yellow walls? No wonder I have this urge to eat bananas. I don't even like them! *used to, but.. that was back when I ate food, not blood*

Ok, you ever in my neck of the dark, my box will always welcome your warmth.. but as far as a 'full time thing'.. sorry babe.. I gotta run. Later!

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5803 on: July 04, 2011, 11:50:11 PM »
If it wasn't yellow, it would be pink, if it wasn't pink, it would be white, you whine over the dumbest things. Get out, now!

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5804 on: July 05, 2011, 12:32:33 AM »
*Sighs* All that money and time and energy that was spent for your therapy!  And for what?  You are still the same exhibitionist that you always were!  Your psychologist had warned me that it was going to be tough to get you to quit flashing the neighbors each day, showing them your goods, pressing your hot body against the window glass, writhing and moving sensually for all to see!  I just can't take the "pane" of it all!  I love ya Darlin'.....but I'm gone.

I'll drive by the house occasionally just to get a glimpse through the window of what I left behind...  *weeps miserably*

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5805 on: July 05, 2011, 12:35:48 AM »
I do it for you! Everything I do is about you, how else do you think I get the cowboys over here? It isn't like you do anything now is it? I am so out of here. You stand in the window all day, see how YOU like it. Good bye!

Offline EvelynMarie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5806 on: July 05, 2011, 03:55:03 AM »
Everything you do is for Camille?! I thought it was for me, how could you Sybl after everything I did for you. I even bought a cowboy hate to wear for you, but now I am burning it along with everything else!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5807 on: July 05, 2011, 02:54:20 PM »
We're so done! You burnt the cowboy hat I loved so much!

Offline Sybl

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5808 on: July 05, 2011, 03:26:18 PM »
You always loved that hat more than me. We're done. Good bye!

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5809 on: July 05, 2011, 07:18:47 PM »
Drives by in her Chevy pickup, waving at the naked beauty standing in the window... a tear running down her cheek.  *Sniffs, her bottom lip quivering* 

You just couldn't stay away from the windows.....*Sighs*  Farewell, my lovely Sybl

Stops the truck....


Turns the Chevy around and decides to drive by one more time...... ;P

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5810 on: July 05, 2011, 11:53:03 PM »
Darling, you are out there, driving your Chevy up and down the street, admiring women standing at windows, while your mom's nagging me in the house and telling me all about how she was a hippie in the 60s! I don't think this can work out.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5811 on: July 05, 2011, 11:57:25 PM »
You can't really expect me to believe you broke up with that hot blonde?  I think you're lying and you two have something sneaky going on.  I'm not hanging around to see who you choose.  Goodbye!!!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5812 on: July 05, 2011, 11:59:58 PM »
Honey, I am not an orgy kind of guy. I know you want us to have a threesome with that hot blonde, but it's not gonna happen and you know why. *visualizes for a few seconds* Mmmmm No. Goodbye!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5813 on: July 06, 2011, 12:06:29 AM »
But .. but ... but... I thought you had an open mind!!! That's it - it's over!!!

Offline VincentD

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5814 on: July 06, 2011, 03:06:13 AM »
      Oh, I see how it is...I turn my back for a few minutes and you are hooking it up with Ab dude? Really?? I hope those cut abs are good when you're missing me late at night! Did all the good times mean nothing to you? *sniff* That's it, you beautiful Jezebel, I'm taking the cat, the homemade porn and I'm OUT! *Jumps out of the window after stealing your purse!*

    That'll learn ya! *runs down the street, laughing maniacally.*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5815 on: July 06, 2011, 06:17:02 AM »
Vincent Vincent Vincent did you not see my gun. You should never steal a ladies purse. Besides how could you be mad at her you were bangin me on the side. I'm sorry you have to go to the hospital now but I had to shot you for stealing Belle's purse. Hey when you get out after the months of rehab give me a call. For now consider this our breakup. Bye now.


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5816 on: July 06, 2011, 07:41:33 AM »
xandi your beautiful, but you can't just go around shooting people. I can't live like that so I'm going. Please don't shoot me.

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5817 on: July 06, 2011, 08:56:56 AM »
All you ever say to me is, 'wins'.  We don't talk anymore!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5818 on: July 06, 2011, 09:35:15 AM »
you keep taking what is rightfully mine.

Offline innHERendo

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5819 on: July 06, 2011, 12:13:50 PM »
You keep running off, I can't handle this anymore. Oh and umm it's not you, it's me :P

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5820 on: July 06, 2011, 12:20:39 PM »
I warned how easily distra......Oh look something shiny. * runs off*

Offline innHERendo

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5821 on: July 06, 2011, 12:22:40 PM »
You can't even break up with me the correct way, this is hopeless.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5822 on: July 06, 2011, 12:35:33 PM »
what? I was breaking up with you? Oh yeah right .... well I guess this is over then. you can have the doll house if you want and I'll take the car.

Offline innHERendo

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5823 on: July 06, 2011, 12:42:04 PM »
Wait no no no, why would I want your house. I will take the car and you keep the house. So typical, your impossible to talk to.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5824 on: July 06, 2011, 12:46:05 PM »
Like hell your touching the car. Just like you to want all the good stuff and leave me with nothing.