Night after night you returned home with an aching back, bowed legs, straw in your hair and an array of bruises. You said you were riding bulls. Rotflmfao!!!!
Ya cock ridin, dick shakin, orgasm fakin two bit ho! Were through!
Now wait right here just a minute, darlin! You're leaving ME? I don't think so, Mr. Little "Freakin'" Riding Hood!!! All day long, you mope around the house in that damn cape with the hood up, acting like some damn "Jedi protege' "!! And what's up with the mask, Taint? Do you really think I don't know that it's YOU behind that silly thing? Give me a freakin' break!
No, you're not breaking up with ME, Twisted Sista! I'm breaking it off with YOU! So, saddle up your Millennium Eagle, Falcon, Buzzard..whatever the heck it is and GET OUT!
(Sorry Dancing Flower, but I HAD to give him a comeback on this one! LOL)