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Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5550 on: June 20, 2011, 03:41:08 AM »
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH, and the next man to get his hands on this... He'll be sending you a thank you for being a dumbass card!

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5551 on: June 20, 2011, 03:44:21 AM »
Make sure you tell him who tought you that toung  trick.. than im sure ill get an actual reward, you ungrateful ... forget it, were through. bye.

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5552 on: June 20, 2011, 03:49:15 AM »
You're just pissed that no one else would have put up with your crap. You know what, I give you six months before you're hunting me on Facebook begging me to give your pathetic rear another shot and guess what? That's right, I wont be available ANYMORE I am done being your dog.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5553 on: June 20, 2011, 03:52:46 AM »
But I got you a new leash and doggy bowel..were done because you made me buy all this gear and now your just leaving.

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5554 on: June 20, 2011, 04:02:19 AM »
Someday, Im going to run across your mind but dont worry Ill be fine. While you're sleeping with your pride wishing you could hold me tight Ill be over you and on with my life...  Also, Ive been faking it this WHOLE time. That's right... Not even ONCE was it real for me.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5555 on: June 20, 2011, 04:03:09 AM »
A little bellow the belt dont you think... were done.

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5556 on: June 20, 2011, 04:05:53 AM »
Perhaps if you had been there for more than just the getting you would have given a bit more. it's over.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5557 on: June 20, 2011, 04:06:52 AM »
Banned for not "coming" to me with this problem earlier, when something could be done.

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5558 on: June 20, 2011, 04:09:17 AM »
Hey, when I ask if you're done and you start snoring... Yeah, turns off all ability to bother to ask you to help me finish. We are so done with this mess.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5559 on: June 20, 2011, 04:11:13 AM »
Were done for not knowing thats why I got you that cattle prod for.. Im a man.. im thick and stupid.. we both know this.. we both need to deal with this y chromosome disability.

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5560 on: June 20, 2011, 04:14:42 AM »
You don't care about my feelings. You don't care about my body AND you left the seat up last night *walks out the door*

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5561 on: June 20, 2011, 04:20:51 AM »
The whole seat thing is crazy, perpetuated by lazy comedians, the next relationship will be ruined by that as well..

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5562 on: June 20, 2011, 04:22:30 AM »
The last guy could do it, my dad did it. You're half the man he is.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5563 on: June 20, 2011, 04:25:05 AM »
Banned for comparing me to your brother and father, even in bed.. and not letting me watch.

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5564 on: June 20, 2011, 04:26:32 AM »
You just got dumped by the best thing you ever had.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5565 on: June 20, 2011, 04:30:37 AM »
I always knew you were talking out of your ass.. were done.

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5566 on: June 20, 2011, 04:33:30 AM »
Yeah... See, the problem is that... Well you're a bum and I need a real man.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5567 on: June 20, 2011, 04:36:08 AM »
Apparently your a bum... cause you said that the best thing i ever had was leaving, and you are.. so..

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5568 on: June 20, 2011, 04:37:22 AM »
You have lost your mojo. Goodbye.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5569 on: June 20, 2011, 04:40:24 AM »
Banned for thinking i lost my Mojo, you had me worried... but hes right here.


Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5570 on: June 20, 2011, 04:48:20 AM »
Banned for making the power puff girls spring to mind.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5571 on: June 20, 2011, 05:25:37 PM »
I'm breaking up with your because you're making me laugh too hard.  I can't take you seriously now - but thanks for the chuckles!

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5572 on: June 20, 2011, 09:13:52 PM »
No matter how many times I try to go, I turn around and there you are.....I have decided to not only break up with you, but I'm shipping you off in a crate to another country (TL's). You are like that bad cat that always comes back. Let's see you find your way back home this time missy!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5573 on: June 20, 2011, 09:15:16 PM »
Im breaking up with you Olive cause you won't ship me to TL's country. I wanted to go and you let Belle go instead. I am so hurt. Bye.

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5574 on: June 20, 2011, 09:23:12 PM »
Well fiiiiiiiiiiiine. I had a first class ticket to fly you to TL's country, but you want to go in that crate with Belle? *tosses you in* That suits me just fine. I'll cash this ticket in and buy TL a nice gift for taking you two in.....