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Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 343120 times)

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Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5525 on: June 20, 2011, 03:26:17 AM »
Half a dozen, and three guys... were done cause you didnt listen when I was A slut.. and if you want a spanking.. just ask... Communication is key to healthy relationships.

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5526 on: June 20, 2011, 03:27:23 AM »
So far there is nothing healthly about our relationship, you don't even love me. Im going back to my ex.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5527 on: June 20, 2011, 03:30:50 AM »
Dude.. you thought this was supposed to be healthy.. I thought this was self destruction... were done little miss church lady.

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5528 on: June 20, 2011, 03:32:44 AM »
You're just pissed off that people like me more than you. *grabs bible and heads for the door then pauses and looks back* You'll miss me.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5529 on: June 20, 2011, 03:35:05 AM »
Your right, I already do Miss you, and if you were to come back.. this would happen all over again.. so please save us both the pain.. and stay away.. im too week to say no.. so we have to be over.

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5530 on: June 20, 2011, 03:41:08 AM »
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH, and the next man to get his hands on this... He'll be sending you a thank you for being a dumbass card!

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5531 on: June 20, 2011, 03:44:21 AM »
Make sure you tell him who tought you that toung  trick.. than im sure ill get an actual reward, you ungrateful ... forget it, were through. bye.

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5532 on: June 20, 2011, 03:49:15 AM »
You're just pissed that no one else would have put up with your crap. You know what, I give you six months before you're hunting me on Facebook begging me to give your pathetic rear another shot and guess what? That's right, I wont be available ANYMORE I am done being your dog.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5533 on: June 20, 2011, 03:52:46 AM »
But I got you a new leash and doggy bowel..were done because you made me buy all this gear and now your just leaving.

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5534 on: June 20, 2011, 04:02:19 AM »
Someday, Im going to run across your mind but dont worry Ill be fine. While you're sleeping with your pride wishing you could hold me tight Ill be over you and on with my life...  Also, Ive been faking it this WHOLE time. That's right... Not even ONCE was it real for me.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5535 on: June 20, 2011, 04:03:09 AM »
A little bellow the belt dont you think... were done.

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5536 on: June 20, 2011, 04:05:53 AM »
Perhaps if you had been there for more than just the getting you would have given a bit more. it's over.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5537 on: June 20, 2011, 04:06:52 AM »
Banned for not "coming" to me with this problem earlier, when something could be done.

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5538 on: June 20, 2011, 04:09:17 AM »
Hey, when I ask if you're done and you start snoring... Yeah, turns off all ability to bother to ask you to help me finish. We are so done with this mess.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5539 on: June 20, 2011, 04:11:13 AM »
Were done for not knowing thats why I got you that cattle prod for.. Im a man.. im thick and stupid.. we both know this.. we both need to deal with this y chromosome disability.

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5540 on: June 20, 2011, 04:14:42 AM »
You don't care about my feelings. You don't care about my body AND you left the seat up last night *walks out the door*

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5541 on: June 20, 2011, 04:20:51 AM »
The whole seat thing is crazy, perpetuated by lazy comedians, the next relationship will be ruined by that as well..

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5542 on: June 20, 2011, 04:22:30 AM »
The last guy could do it, my dad did it. You're half the man he is.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5543 on: June 20, 2011, 04:25:05 AM »
Banned for comparing me to your brother and father, even in bed.. and not letting me watch.

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5544 on: June 20, 2011, 04:26:32 AM »
You just got dumped by the best thing you ever had.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5545 on: June 20, 2011, 04:30:37 AM »
I always knew you were talking out of your ass.. were done.

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5546 on: June 20, 2011, 04:33:30 AM »
Yeah... See, the problem is that... Well you're a bum and I need a real man.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5547 on: June 20, 2011, 04:36:08 AM »
Apparently your a bum... cause you said that the best thing i ever had was leaving, and you are.. so..

Offline Davina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5548 on: June 20, 2011, 04:37:22 AM »
You have lost your mojo. Goodbye.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5549 on: June 20, 2011, 04:40:24 AM »
Banned for thinking i lost my Mojo, you had me worried... but hes right here.