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Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5450 on: June 13, 2011, 06:56:47 PM »
Ouch!  Now I'm going to have to break up with you and your mom.  You didn't really think she left daddy for the butcher did you? 

Offline Kalthus63

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5451 on: June 13, 2011, 06:59:24 PM »
Daling, I'm sorry - It's over because I slept with you.

What I mean - you were so dull in the sack I fell asleep on the job. Twice.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5452 on: June 13, 2011, 07:06:15 PM »
You feel asleep?  I couldn't tell the difference, hun.  I actually thought the snoring was the hottest sex talk you'd ever managed. 

Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5453 on: June 13, 2011, 07:22:39 PM »
I've got a lot of fetishes, but I'm sorry I can't do the snoring one, goodbye.

Offline Kalthus63

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5454 on: June 13, 2011, 07:24:28 PM »
Ouch!!

You could hear I was snoring? Damn, I thought you hadn't replaced the batteries in your hearing aid. I was sure they were on your shopping list - 'new batteries, cleaning fluid for my false teeth, dye to cover the grey hairs, glass polish for my eye, fresh colostomy bag....'

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5455 on: June 13, 2011, 07:39:03 PM »
Oh!  Gut shot!

I'm afraid that you have just lost sexual access to the the hottest one eyed, grey haired, slightly deaf babe on the planet!  And don't act like you didn't love that what I could do to you when I didn't have my teeth in.  And don't think I'l paying for that penile enlargement.  You're on your own little guy.

Offline Kalthus63

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5456 on: June 13, 2011, 07:42:53 PM »
Look - we both know I was only with you because you gave great hand jobs - now they've cured your Parkinsons disease, I'm outta here, baby...

(Hm - wondering if you can be banned from an adult board for being tasteless.)

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5457 on: June 13, 2011, 08:05:18 PM »
Listen, I'm over my asshole phase.  So, goodbye!

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5458 on: June 13, 2011, 08:09:23 PM »
Well fine. I'm over my gorgeous busty brunette phase.......so good bye too!

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5459 on: June 13, 2011, 08:49:15 PM »
Damn.. every time I try to break up with you.. I just take one look and I totally forget why or what I was thinking. So.. excuse me if I put on these S-Ray glasses (opposite of X-Ray, just shows a dark shadow)... ah yes, that's 'better'... well, not really but now I can think, at least.
Sorry gorgeous.. I gotta fly. You are simply too much a distraction. Look at me.. I'm getting all gaunt.. I have to feed.

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5460 on: June 13, 2011, 08:55:13 PM »
Always running out for a quick bite when you could have dinner at home. That makes me feel unwanted and unappetizing. I'm going into counseling and kicking you to the curb!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5461 on: June 13, 2011, 09:01:58 PM »
You were awesome during my girl/girl lovin' phase.  But - I'm over it now and I'm gonna need a man for my next phase.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5462 on: June 13, 2011, 09:36:49 PM »
What! You were with another girl besides me in your girl/girl phase? That's just too much! I can't stay with someone who's not honest! Honest!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5463 on: June 13, 2011, 09:49:05 PM »
Um, you were my butterfly phase, baby.  Unfortunately, I'm only going to date men now - so, until they all piss me off, I'm afraid it's over. 

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5464 on: June 13, 2011, 10:06:31 PM »
I'm moving on to... to... other totally hot women that nibble their fingers suggestively... we're over! Until you return to your butterfly phase that is...

Offline Linwood Badr

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5465 on: June 13, 2011, 10:09:03 PM »
You stole all my sparkles! I'm done! /sulks/

Offline Katerina

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5466 on: June 13, 2011, 10:14:28 PM »
I'm breaking up with you because I don't like the whole sulking thing. Sorry!

Offline Sapien

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5467 on: June 14, 2011, 01:49:25 AM »
I'm breaking up with you coz you look better i'm my undies than I do! *looks at the top and ass once more!*

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5468 on: June 14, 2011, 02:52:19 PM »
You're spending far too much time in the gym.  What good are washboard abs if they are never around to play with.  Goodbye!

Offline Sapien

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5469 on: June 14, 2011, 03:00:01 PM »
Breaking up with coz when you can finally see the goods... it's "Baby, you too much at the gym!".. pffrt!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5470 on: June 14, 2011, 03:10:24 PM »
I'm breaking up because I'm supposed to be the high maintenance one.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5471 on: June 14, 2011, 03:24:51 PM »
I"m breaking up with you for just needing too much oiling, break renewals, and tire renewal!

The volkswagen was way better!

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5472 on: June 14, 2011, 05:19:04 PM »
Breaking up with you for not wanting to work for the goods!

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5473 on: June 14, 2011, 05:56:51 PM »
I haven't seen you in weeks, then you show up out of nowhere, breaking up with people. I though you were on super secret assignment for the C.I.A. or something. Turns out you've just been keeping things on the downlow. The secret is out now. We're over for good. *points to the door*

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5474 on: June 14, 2011, 09:51:09 PM »
You've just blown my cover Olive! Just great! Now we really can't be together! We're through!