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Offline Nicholas

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5400 on: June 13, 2011, 10:38:15 AM »
Darling, you're a real sweetheart, but your jealousy is killing me. We can stay friends, though. Love ya. ;)

Offline Sapien

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5401 on: June 13, 2011, 12:04:03 PM »
I never loved, I never liked ya, and the sex was aweful! Goodbye! Oh and by the way.. it's not okay for you to use my tooth brush! Ta ta!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5402 on: June 13, 2011, 12:32:07 PM »
Hmmm - you can tell a lot about a guy based on the way he ended things with his last lover.  Clearly, you are not the one for me - Ogre!  Out! And take your vile toothbrush with you!!!

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5403 on: June 13, 2011, 12:34:36 PM »
Comes out from closet hiding place.. "Hey.. your not even going to give him break up smex.. well than I'm gone too if you cant be bothered for a courtesy screw!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5404 on: June 13, 2011, 12:49:23 PM »
*laughs at courtesy screw*  Where do you come up with this stuff.  I'm afraid it's over until you reveal the source of  your twisted musings.  Ta ta!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5405 on: June 13, 2011, 12:54:29 PM »
Honey, where is my Playstation 3? What do you mean you threw it out!!?? That's it! We are through.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5406 on: June 13, 2011, 01:06:01 PM »
I didn't say I threw it out, I said I pimped it out - it's been fitted to the new 52 inch 3D flat screen I got you.  But I can't believe you'd break up over your game system.  Where's the love???  It's not like it was a 360!  Out mister!!!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5407 on: June 13, 2011, 01:08:26 PM »
You would actually compare my PS3 with a 360!? Sacrilege!! I could have forgiven anything except this. Have  a nice life! I am done here.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5408 on: June 13, 2011, 01:15:36 PM »
*clings to your leg*  No, don't go!!!  *grabs the keys to my new car our of your pocket*  Okay - now you can you leave.  bubye!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5409 on: June 13, 2011, 01:21:29 PM »
You love Justin Bieber!? Oh.my.god! I am outta here. *grabs his collection of classic rock before he leaves*

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5410 on: June 13, 2011, 01:29:56 PM »
You don't like the Bieber? Damn, there goes your anniversary gift.  That was like the hottest thing about you.  There's no way this will work.  So long!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5411 on: June 13, 2011, 01:34:04 PM »
How many times do I have to tell you not to use my soap in the shower? Since you never seem to learn, I doubt if this relationship can work. Let's just remain good friends.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5412 on: June 13, 2011, 01:44:05 PM »
It's not me it's you.  You're selfish - who doesn't share soap?  This sends off all sorts of red flags.  It's over!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5413 on: June 13, 2011, 01:45:32 PM »
I was willing to share my heart but you were more concerned about the soap! That shows where your priorities lie. Bye!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5414 on: June 13, 2011, 01:59:38 PM »
You want to do what with the dog?  I'm sorry babe, I just can't.  But good luck with that!  bye now!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5415 on: June 13, 2011, 02:05:17 PM »
So what if I made out with your best friend? I can't be with someone that's not open minded. See ya Belle.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5416 on: June 13, 2011, 02:37:56 PM »
You know - if she didn't have mono - it might not have been a big deal.  Now - go kiss your new sickly girl!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5417 on: June 13, 2011, 02:43:06 PM »
You love sumo wrestling porno? WHAT!? Okay, that's the last straw. We are done.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5418 on: June 13, 2011, 02:53:48 PM »
What?  I thought you supported my kinks!  Fine - I'll just find someone more open minded!  Now go!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5419 on: June 13, 2011, 02:58:39 PM »
Darling I love you but I cant stand the snoring. Really. Good bye.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5420 on: June 13, 2011, 03:11:04 PM »
You what the who in the where?  Again!!! Honestly - if you're gonna be that freaky then you just have to go.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5421 on: June 13, 2011, 03:14:13 PM »
Hit the road jack, and don't you comin back! No more! No more!

Hit the road jack, and don't you comin back nooo more!

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5422 on: June 13, 2011, 03:15:50 PM »
Can I really break up with Sapien? I dont think I can but I will just for the sake of the game. Bye Sapien.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5423 on: June 13, 2011, 03:17:43 PM »
Sorry Zaph, you know you hit the right spot there, but I hate people just doing stuff for the hell of it! Bye!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5424 on: June 13, 2011, 03:23:25 PM »
No more faceless lovin' for you.  Until I can see you - we are through!