Villain Honey, I through with you!
I realize that you're into roleplay, I dig that. Sailor moon outfit, sure; Darth Vader quotes, sure; Luke and Lorelei romances, I can live with. Bert and Ernie, awesome!
But I'm seriously through with you pretending to be a houseless snail in search for a vacant orifice to crawl up in!
Cheers, and good luck finding a vacant room!
*packed your bags already!*