You.. keep taking my win! I have this sneaking suspicion you think of it as your own. See that small etching on it's base? I put that there back in the 5th century. Yes, even back then.. scoundrels plotted for the win. Yet in those days it was with armies.. battling through mud and stone.
I forgive you.. but this can't continue. I'm taking my box. You can keep the win for now. I'll send for it later. No, I'm not going to fall for those bloody tears this time. Sorry, gotta run. It's nearly dawn.