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Offline Branwen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5075 on: May 14, 2011, 07:51:59 AM »
You're too busy playing with them to let ME play with them.  I need more intimacy.

Please forward my mail.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5076 on: May 14, 2011, 07:55:45 AM »
You are so innocent and delicate. I don't want to tarnish your purity with my impure thoughts.  Farewell, lovely one.

Offline RedRuby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5077 on: May 14, 2011, 08:31:17 AM »
Belle, I luv ya, but you're too nice to everyone! It makes me feel like I'm not special to you because you're always treating everyone else the same way. I need someone who treats me unique. I'm sorry, goodbye.

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5078 on: May 14, 2011, 03:39:13 PM »
There's two of you.. which makes this.. holy crap you have no idea how difficult. In fact.. *turns off mic.. ponders.. switches it back on* I must be out of my mind.
Ok.. I can't come up with a valid reason. And odds are I'll be back. A stereo of matching pulses? Are you kidding me? Vampires have written books on the subject. And yet here I am, ready to plunge into an abyss of insanity by breaking up with such a pair?
Yeah the ground do be calling. Ever see a dead creature jump far into the air then vanish into the ground with barely a splash?
Good bye.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5079 on: May 14, 2011, 05:20:24 PM »
Mordred,  This is Belle's twin, Elle.  The bad news is, Belle is dumping you for some insane reason.  The good news is, I'm taking her place in your bed... er.. coffin, and heart (wait - do you have a heart).  Eh - that's not deal breaker.  Call me ;)

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5080 on: May 14, 2011, 05:33:09 PM »
Ok, slipping something into the blood.. that was crafty! And as you know I admire such deviousness. Hell, that very word is my middle name. Yet I can't get over waking in the desert. Took me days to just be able to lay back in my box. I haven't had to hang in a closet for nearly five hundred years and I'm not about to start again now. Your shenanigans.. while cute and quite alluring.. just too much for this crazy dead one. But I will take your sister's number. I may be mad but I'm not stupid.
Later, gorgeous!

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5081 on: May 16, 2011, 04:58:50 AM »
It's been a while since I broke up with anyone, and you look like a good target. Sorry be so shallow but I'm a love 'em and leave 'em kind of girl. I loved ya....but now I'm leaving ya.


Offline Adammair

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5082 on: May 16, 2011, 05:05:41 AM »
I believe in "do unto others before they do unto you", so I'm leaving you before you leave me.

Offline Ramael

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5083 on: May 16, 2011, 05:40:42 AM »
I believe that I live in the future, therefore I have already left you tomorrow. This is a note from inside the Tardis.

P.S Don't go outside on the 18th of July, and you might want to give that axe back to that viking before he remembers you seven hundred years ago.

That's right.

Offline Adammair

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5084 on: May 17, 2011, 04:02:14 AM »
(lmao!)

You're never around when I need you...in the here and now. You're always time-shifting back and forth. I never see you anymore. And I don't think I will ever see you anymore! Farewell, when you return from the future, or the past, or wherever you are.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5085 on: May 17, 2011, 05:34:56 PM »
Adam - I think you know why I'm ending this, so there's no reason to make a scene.  I just ... well ... I hope you're satisfied now that you've ruined everything.  *storms off dramatically*

Offline Eleanor

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5086 on: May 17, 2011, 11:39:28 PM »
Belle, I'm sorry but your obsession fluffy yellow cushions is coming between us, literally and figuratively. I'll give you a week to take them out of my house...good bye *sobs*

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5087 on: May 18, 2011, 07:16:11 PM »
Eleanor.. you keep promising to not open the shades but each time I take a sneaky look.. there you are again, pulling those curtains over. Have you no heart? Ok, I know.. mine died long ago.. but still, I'm supposed to be the sadistic one.. not you!
So, I have left. I restocked the fridge and cancelled the remodelling of the basement. I suppose that's not necessary any longer.
Sadly, goodbye.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5088 on: May 19, 2011, 01:17:33 PM »
Dude, you're always so blue! We're done, blue doesn't match my hair.

Offline Eleanor

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5089 on: May 19, 2011, 02:20:15 PM »
Look... this chap you keep around the house on a leash is eating all the food and not contributing to the rent, I think you should take him and get out. Sorry Nicholas

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5090 on: May 19, 2011, 02:25:25 PM »
You always seem to be reaching out fo r something more. Am I not good enough. Fine its  over.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5091 on: May 19, 2011, 03:51:20 PM »
See ya.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5092 on: May 19, 2011, 05:49:22 PM »
It's not me, it's you.  I'm not taking the blame this time - goodbye!

Offline Lilitu

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5093 on: May 20, 2011, 12:03:49 AM »
If it weren't for our parents feuding all the time! Woe is me!

Online Phoenixrisen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5094 on: May 20, 2011, 12:17:04 AM »
You're gorgeous. You're sweet, I've just gotten too used to man bits, and you don't have them. I need man bits in my lover. I thought I could live without, but it seems like no, no I can't. Best of luck, look me up if you change your mind about sharing.

Offline Ramael

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5095 on: May 20, 2011, 01:40:47 PM »
You need too many man bits!

I only have one! You always crave more and my kage bunshin no-jutsu doesn't do it for you anymore.

This is a shame, as I love the way the sun sets on your flamey hair. Alas, I'm sure you'll find plenty more man-bits on that pirate ship you're leaving on.


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrbollocks.

Offline Xandi

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5096 on: May 20, 2011, 01:43:26 PM »
Ramael you break my heart every time. *cries* I wish I was enough for you but I'm not. You need men, women, and other sorts of things I don't even know what they are called. I just can't live knowing that I am not enough. Goodbye forever handsome. *sniffles*

Offline Ramael

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5097 on: May 20, 2011, 01:48:13 PM »
Xandi Xandi Xandi.

I've had enough of you underestimating yourself. You know as we walked down the street hand in hand the other day, Mugen from Samurai Champloo, Tyler Durden and the Baron from the Cat Returns all gawped at you and tried chatting you up?

No you didn't, because you keep putting yourself down and pining after me!

I'm cutting you loose, you demi-goddess.

Go get 'em, tiger.


P.S after you do, send me the pics plz.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5098 on: May 20, 2011, 01:51:01 PM »
See there you go again trying to pawn me off on your low class friends. If I wanted a baron I would have gotten with one. I wanted you. Only you. You keep trying to get rid of me. I will leave but only because you want me to. I miss you already. I will pin for you forever. But I will leave and set you free.

Offline Ramael

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5099 on: May 20, 2011, 01:54:16 PM »
I can't have a woman who pins for anyone.

It makes the situation far too prickly.

Maybe you will be happy pinning for other people.

But my feelings for you are still....sharp....as ever.