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Offline Merry Gentry

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5025 on: May 10, 2011, 05:41:19 PM »
You're just too distant to me Beacon... I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5026 on: May 10, 2011, 05:44:47 PM »
Depending on perspective, you are either WAY under dressed or WAY overdressed. Until you can pick a direction and go with it, I really need to go.

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5027 on: May 10, 2011, 06:25:54 PM »
Every time I come home from a long day of work, I find you sitting in our basement in near total darkness. What do you do down there all day? At the very least you could defrost some chicken while your home. I can't take this. I'm outta here!

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5028 on: May 10, 2011, 06:38:46 PM »
As much as I love the way you flaunt your sexy body, I can't trust a woman who hides her face so habitually. It's over. ~grins~

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5029 on: May 10, 2011, 06:42:36 PM »
I only hide my face to cover my mischievous grin. Yes dear, I have been cheating on you. Not just 5 or 6 times either. It's time I came out with it. I'll save you the trouble of showing me the door and go now. Goodbye.

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5030 on: May 10, 2011, 06:47:04 PM »
That's alright... I never confessed how badly you bored me in bed, dear, and the reason I never noticed your cheating was that I was too busy prowling for your replacement. Now that I have found her, it's time for me to go. (Wow, we've gotten pretty mean, you and I, haven't we? LOL)

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5031 on: May 10, 2011, 06:52:06 PM »
It was bound to happen, this horrible heart wrenching break up between us. You over-loved me on another thread and wore me out, that's why I seemed bored in bed. I was exhausted. You never know how to moderate, do you? I hope you don't wear out your replacement. Meanwhile I'm going celibate for awhile to recover. Thanks a lot.....

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5032 on: May 10, 2011, 06:55:06 PM »
I know I'm supposed to be breaking up with you, but I can't, I am too busy laughing at your marvelous performance above. Just thought you should know. ~laughs~

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5033 on: May 10, 2011, 06:58:22 PM »
See? Here I am with my kitty-cat on ice and all you can do is laugh? This only confirms my decision to leave you. You need a hardier woman. Some stout corn-fed girl, maybe?  This time, I'm really going. Don't try to follow me either....

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5034 on: May 10, 2011, 08:07:23 PM »
You flirt with EVERYONE! Correction, Everyone, But, ME!  I need more attention that you're willing to provide.. I'm sorry olive, but you need to go.

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5035 on: May 10, 2011, 08:22:12 PM »
~cuddles~ I only don't flirt with you to protect you. I know how shallow and fickle I can be and you deserve so much more. I'm doing this for your own good.  Goodbye.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5036 on: May 10, 2011, 08:27:53 PM »
You never let me do anything... you're so overprotective! I can't take it! You're smothering me!

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5037 on: May 10, 2011, 08:35:09 PM »
~pats on you~ Now lover, please don't throw a tantrum. What will the neighbors think? I'm trying to let you down gently. You are being a drama monster. I'm pouring you a glass of wine and leaving it on the counter as I head out the door. It's me not you, okay?

Offline BeaconOfSpirit

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5038 on: May 10, 2011, 08:37:33 PM »
And look how condescending you were towards your other paramour! Shameful! I can't stay with a woman who thinks THAT is the way to treat people... especially another woman. Farewell.

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5039 on: May 10, 2011, 08:42:35 PM »
~cuddles and pats on you~

Now now...simmer down. I would never treat a big strong man like you, that way. She was a bit fragile and temperamental. Oh, I think my ride is here. I have to go, but we're not breaking up, really. I'll be back, soon.

~heads out the door, smirking~

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5040 on: May 10, 2011, 09:18:49 PM »
You always leave in the middle of, well everything! I need someone more stable.

Offline Adammair

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5041 on: May 10, 2011, 09:35:23 PM »
*sighs softly* I just can't ignore the fact that you wear those skin-tight jeans over your thong, all the time. It's as if you're flaunting your sexy body to anyone. You are, aren't you? I can't stand the thought of someone taking you away from me, so I'm leaving you first. *walks out, with a tear in his eye*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5042 on: May 10, 2011, 09:48:17 PM »
Your just too sensitive!  I need a manly man, I'm sorry, please go *hands you a tissue*

Offline Mordred

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5043 on: May 11, 2011, 02:36:36 AM »
Look, I'm really, really sorry about biting you there. Yes, I know it hurts. It should have healed instantly but.. how was I to know? I already feel bad enough. I can't handle the guilt! I had a giant freezer delivered.. and it's full of ice. It's in the back.
See you around!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5044 on: May 11, 2011, 05:27:55 AM »
I hope you understand but I can't deal with the fact that your hair is better than mine. I love your hair, I covet your hair. I am actually afraid I have become obsessed with it. I can't take the chance that one day during your sleep I will slip in and scalp you just so I don't have to be parted from your beautiful hair during the daylight hours. So I bid you Au revoir and wish you well. I am checking myself into the Betty Ford Clinic for help with this addiction. Bye.

Offline TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5045 on: May 11, 2011, 05:29:37 AM »
Before dating you, I had never slept with a redhead girl. I had you and saw you red-heads are nothing special. I am going back to my old blonde girlfriend, who has been calling me desperately!

Offline olive

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5046 on: May 13, 2011, 05:50:01 AM »
Did you just call me old ? ? ?

How dare you! You told me our 40 year age difference meant nothing. I see now that it was just a way to get me out of my support hose and sensible shoes and into your bed. If you were here right now, I'd hit you with my cane. Instead, I'm just going to get in my little golf cart (since I'm too old to drive  a car now) and head on down to the Senior Citizens Center and look for a new hot lover or maybe two! Goodbye!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5047 on: May 13, 2011, 05:59:07 AM »
OMG Olive I love you. I spit my coffee when I read that. You are priceless. You are wonderful please let me be your lover. I have never wanted to be a man before but I will do anything to be with you. Please please please.

Wait......Ummm........I'm suppose to break up with you aren't I? No I can't do it. I will break up with TL since he called you old. haha

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5048 on: May 13, 2011, 06:06:20 AM »
Absolutely! Let's be lovers and never quarrel. Can I bring my sexy new boyfriends with me? I'm willing to share these two hot, highly experienced lovers with you.

TL, I'm confirming my break up with you, again, so there's no doubt. Good luck finding anyone to replace me and my new redheaded lover-girl! We're off to play shuffleboard and dominoes with our new boyfriends.  :P

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #5049 on: May 13, 2011, 06:08:56 AM »
I am having gigglefits.

ROFL

TL you have missed out cause we is going to be having Loving all DAY long cause after dinner at 5pm we have to go to bed. Snuggles my new wonderful lovers. Those boy toys are hot. MMMMMM