Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you! (Read 319550 times)

Branwen · « **Reply #5025 on:** May 08, 2011, 11:33:22 AM »

It's simple. Your breasts overshadow me and mine. I'm tired of being the ugly one in the relationship. Please forward my mail.

Ramael · « **Reply #5026 on:** May 08, 2011, 12:02:10 PM »

Listen, I've seen you hanging round with that president guy.

I know he's hot, charming, and really loved by the people, but hey, so am I babe!

What....? Fine. No, I'm fine. Really.

*goes to buy a sniper rifle and walks off to a grassy knoll*

[EDIT] This was meant to Xandi and a warning didn't come up when I posted this!

Anesa · « **Reply #5027 on:** May 08, 2011, 12:20:04 PM »

Sorry Darlin...but the whole "cowgirl and indian" look isn't working... gonna have to go find me a "real" cowboy!

tootles!

Ramael · « **Reply #5028 on:** May 08, 2011, 12:44:44 PM »

I don't dig your oppressive "manifest destiny" even if you do ride me rather well.

You repress my culture! Even if most of the time I like it when you do so.

I'mma go find me a nice squaw with feathers and leather.

Martee · « **Reply #5029 on:** May 08, 2011, 12:48:41 PM »

Ramael, I cannot be with a man who has shinier hair than I do. You'll have to go, but leave your conditioner!

Mordred · « **Reply #5030 on:** May 08, 2011, 01:23:21 PM »

Ok so what's with the whip? A few little surpises, yeah I dig. I'm all for surpises. Hell, even a little pain, I'm in! But when I'm about to take a bite? Are you kidding? I have no control in those moments.. you know that! So, I must depart. Not from this world but from your life. I'm doing this to save you. Basically, it's me, not you. Good bye.

Nicholas · « **Reply #5031 on:** May 08, 2011, 01:49:27 PM »

Dude, you always keep those cigars to yourself. I'm out!

Branwen · « **Reply #5032 on:** May 08, 2011, 02:25:41 PM »

You keep pointing out which of my gay porn actors that I have a crush on are faking it. Stop ruining my dreams.

P.S. can you keep my cat? The new apartment doesn't allow pets.

Mordred · « **Reply #5033 on:** May 08, 2011, 03:48:25 PM »

I'm no one to talk, I know.. but I do wonder how you remain so youthful all these years. Powers lurk inside those lovely veins and yet I don't know what kind. You simply don't open up. And still, not even one little bite? That's all I'm about. Anyway.. I can't do it any more. Time to pack up the hearse and make like a bat.

Ramael · « **Reply #5034 on:** May 08, 2011, 06:00:16 PM »

I'm sick of you always making jokes about my bat heritage.

My aunt is NOT just a flying rodent, thank you very much.

As a leaving gift, me and my brothers all left our guano in your favourite blue paint. Enjoy your cigar, craphands!

Anesa · « **Reply #5035 on:** May 08, 2011, 06:06:40 PM »

How many times have I told you, the "Farrah" hair went out YEARS ago! And the bear claw necklace? It still gives me the heebie jeebies! To know that somewhere out there wanders a "pawless" bear who cannot forge for his own food, who cannot scratch his own itch! Barbaric!!!

You stay and I'll leave this time. I need a change of scenery.... good bye!

Ramael · « **Reply #5036 on:** May 09, 2011, 06:13:29 AM »

I only got the bear claw necklace...because you shot the goshdarned thing on one of your hunting things with all your cowboy chums!

You call me barbaric...at least I used the rest of the bear, you just wanted its head on a mantlepiece...you know our duvet that we shared many a night of fervent and filthy passion in? BEAR FUR.

Xandi · « **Reply #5037 on:** May 09, 2011, 07:07:19 AM »

Ramael your rugged good looks and those icy blue eyes make me horny all the time. I can't think, I can't work, I can't do anything but think about the next time you will take me. I love all the sex, I need it. But, well, I need to be able to concentrate on something other than you. I think I need to leave and try to pull my life together so I don't lose my job, my house, my bank account. But please feel free to call me for a booty call anytime. PLEASE............

Crazy · « **Reply #5038 on:** May 09, 2011, 08:41:11 PM »

Xandi, I don't think this going to work... you're too obsessed with old flames... Ramael, can you stop a second, I'm trying to break up here.

octaviath · « **Reply #5039 on:** May 09, 2011, 10:06:41 PM »

Crazy...please..can I have a word with you? Listen, here's the thing...why do you close your eyes when we make love? Why don't you look at me?! Wait a minute...it's that new girl at the Arby's isn't it? That bitch gives you -one- extra sandwich and now all of a sudden you're in love with her aren't you? Fine! I see how it is...

Xandi · « **Reply #5040 on:** May 10, 2011, 07:05:13 AM »

octaviath you're always so mean to me. I do things for you I tell you how much I love you and its never enough. Why? I can't take it anymore. I'm getting a job at Arby's and maybe the fry cook will take me home. Bye.

Branwen · « **Reply #5041 on:** May 10, 2011, 07:34:25 AM »

I wear my heart on my sleeve. You wear yours...other places. We just can't see heart to heart.

Ramael · « **Reply #5042 on:** May 10, 2011, 11:19:37 AM »

You're always looking with your heart instead of your eyes! It was so annoying when we went on that trip to the rockies, especially when you asked for directions. That guy thought you were some kind of carebear.

I can't be with a person who blinds herself with her heart. Good luck...or should I say...good LOOK...ha! See what I did there? No you didn't see, because you look with your heart!!

arrrrghrasslefrassle

olive · « **Reply #5043 on:** May 10, 2011, 12:20:23 PM »

~puts her hands on her hip and taps her foot~

I have just been waiting on you to show back up from your trip to the mountains....and bears....you are into bears? I'm sorry I only heard part of your conversation but it was enough to let me know this is never going to work. This is the last time you'll see me. I won't be back.

BeaconOfSpirit · « **Reply #5044 on:** May 10, 2011, 01:27:26 PM »

You're beautiful, sexy, and have phenomenal taste in clothing, but if you can't even bear to face me, dear, then I am afraid it's over between us. I wish you the best. ~bows and turns to leave~

Merry Gentry · « **Reply #5045 on:** May 10, 2011, 05:41:19 PM »

You're just too distant to me Beacon... I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work

BeaconOfSpirit · « **Reply #5046 on:** May 10, 2011, 05:44:47 PM »

Depending on perspective, you are either WAY under dressed or WAY overdressed. Until you can pick a direction and go with it, I really need to go.

olive · « **Reply #5047 on:** May 10, 2011, 06:25:54 PM »

Every time I come home from a long day of work, I find you sitting in our basement in near total darkness. What do you do down there all day? At the very least you could defrost some chicken while your home. I can't take this. I'm outta here!

BeaconOfSpirit · « **Reply #5048 on:** May 10, 2011, 06:38:46 PM »

As much as I love the way you flaunt your sexy body, I can't trust a woman who hides her face so habitually. It's over. ~grins~

olive · « **Reply #5049 on:** May 10, 2011, 06:42:36 PM »

I only hide my face to cover my mischievous grin. Yes dear, I have been cheating on you. Not just 5 or 6 times either. It's time I came out with it. I'll save you the trouble of showing me the door and go now. Goodbye.